Has Your Cat Been Humiliated?
This cat has been humiliated. You look, you laugh. Sure, it's funny to you, but how does the cat feel?
Cats aren't dogs. Dogs don't mind being humiliated. In fact, dogs thrive on humiliation.
But cats have pride. They detest humiliation. They ignore us or, worse, they give us that look. They shed on our best dress pants. They scratch our most expensive piece of furniture and knock over our favorite knick-knack. They invent new mischief.
Cats get even.
What must we do to get our life back after we have humiliated our cat? We must treat him as royalty. We must give him the attention that he believes, indeed that he truly knows he deserves. We must give up our bed to him and sleep on the couch. We must lavish him with love, praise, and attention. We must shower him with gifts and adoration. We must worship the very ground his four paws walk upon.
We must. He is Cat. Cat rules.
Santa Would Never Humiliate a Cat
Christmas presents for cats. Not humiliating. Give the poor thing a day off.
Zanies Holiday Stocking with Mice
Amazon Price: (as of 12/18/2009) 
Candy Stick Catnip Toy
Amazon Price: $2.95 (as of 12/18/2009)
Holiday Mouse skittering and jittering Cat Toy - Christmas Mouse Toy For Cat
Amazon Price: $5.95 (as of 12/18/2009)
Zanies Holiday Value Pack 6 Asst Cat Toys
Amazon Price: $4.79 (as of 12/18/2009)
VDISC Mousletoe Catnip Mouse
Amazon Price: $2.99 (as of 12/18/2009)
Stuff YOUR Stocking with These Treats
Jewelry for cat lovers. Meow~y Christmas!
14k Rose Gold Diamond Cat Pendant (1/5 cttw)
Stylized yet unmistakable, this diamond-studded cat pendant is an instant charmer. Sixty-five round diamonds, with a total weight of 1/5 carat, are prong set in 14 karat rose gold to outline the cat's head, body, and gracefully curved tail. A rose-gold collar and whiskers complete the poised look. A beautiful gift for cat lovers, this pendant is featured on a slender gold rope chain that's finished with a spring ring clasp.
Sterling Silver 1/2" (13mm) Tall Cat w/ Ball of Yarn Pendant
Sterling Silver Cat w/ Ball of Yarn Pendant comes with an 18" sterling silver box chain.
Purple Geometric Cat Pin from the Artazia Collection #669D NP OP
This fanciful pin contains purple hand painting and found objects to create the kitty's face. Twisted whiskers and a beaded vine in the belly make this geometric pin quirky and sweet. Each piece is truly like a miniature artwork.
Humiliated Cats on Calendars
Year-round humiliation.
Stuff on My Cat 2009 Wall Calendar
Amazon Price: $0.89 (as of 12/18/2009)
Comical Cats 2009 Wall Calendar (Calendar)
Amazon Price: $13.99 (as of 12/18/2009)
Bad Cat Wall Calendar 2009 (Wall Calendars)
Amazon Price: (as of 12/18/2009)
Bad Cat Page-A-Day Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars)
Amazon Price: (as of 12/18/2009)
Cute Kittens on Calendars
Starting the humiliation when they're young.
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Sorry, there are no results available from Amazon.Humiliating Cat Names
Now, this is a subject worth talking about.
From the lost & found column: Lost cat. Answers to "Mouse."
Oh, puh-leeze. Give the cat a break. Don't humiliate him by calling him "Mouse" or "Rover" or any other undistinguished name that will make him want to run away from home.
If you are having trouble choosing the perfect name for your new kitten, a name that will convey the proper image for your cat, seek help from one of the books below.
1000 Cat Names: From A to Z
Cats have very distinctive personalities, and every new kitten deserves a name to match its looks and character. Prince might be the perfect name for a pussycat of regal appearance-though Yogi would be a better fit for a comical cat who always gets into mischief. Those two plus 998 additional names fill this entertaining and informative little book, written to inspire soon-to-be cat owners.
5001 Names for Cats
From Stephen Baker, the wildly funny expert on pets, comes this hilarious book on living with your feline companion. Learn how to pick an appropriate name for your cat, and hope that kitty chooses to acknowledge this name. Chapters are organized on the basis of cat characteristics, with original names such as: %u2022 Kamaiki (Middle Eastern black coffee, for a black cat) %u2022 Paloma (Spanish for "white dove") %u2022 Koni (a shock absorber in race cars, for your fast cat)
Finally! Names for Cats
When it's time to choose a name for your cat, be as finicky as your favorite feline! This handy and delightfully illustrated guide contains more than 500 creative names based on a cat's behavior and personality.
Garfield's Book of Cat Names (Garfield Classics)
Is your cat cowering behind a dumb name? Garfield has the answer! Muffin. Kitty. Snowball. All inane names no self-respecting cats would have - if it weren't for the inane humans who thought of them! Now Garfield offers the definitive guide to giving your cat a cool, creative name to be proud of. Music Names, Food Names, Foreign Names, even names to avoid%u2026historical or hysterical, they're all here!
What's Your Favorite Cat Name?
Vote for your favorite or add yours to the list.
Here are the top 10 male and female cat names, or so we've been told. We want to know what names you like.
Top 10 Female cat Names: Maggie, Molly, Lady, Sadie, Lucy, Daisy, Ginger, Abby, Sasha, Sandy.
Top 10 male cat names: Max, Jake, Buddy, Bailey, Sam, Rocky, Buster, Casey, Cody, Duke.
Cat Names on ID Tags and Collars
Personalized pet ID tags and collars.
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Sorry, there are no results available from Amazon.Talking Cats!
Do you ever wonder what your cats talk about?
(If the cats only knew they were on YouTube. How humiliating!)
Cat Wind Spinners
No humiliation here, just pretty, fun decor for your home or garden.
Fetching RSS feed... please stand byThere's More Than One Way to Spin a Cat!
Some cats love spinning. (Some don't.)
Humiliated Cats in Hats
"Cats" and "hats" only go well together in Dr. Seuss books.
Vote up the cat you believe has been the most humiliated - or your favorite cat in a hat.
This Cat Comes Equipped with a Hat
Dr. Seuss knew this cat would be fine in a hat.
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back (Beginner Books(R)) by Dr. Seuss
The Cat in the Hat Comes Back The mischievous cat more...0 points
El gato en el sombrero/ The Cat In The Hat by Dr. Seuss
Dr. Seuss. Illustrated in color. The Cat in the Ha more...0 points
Cat in The Hat - Toddler Boys Long Sleeved Blanket Sleeper, Red, Aqua
Cat in The Hat - Toddler Boys Long Sleeved Blanket more...0 points
Cat in the Hat, Hat Movie Style Adult
This economy movie style hat is in the trademark R more...0 points
Cat in the Hat vs Fish Reversible by Dr Seuss multicolor silk ties
You loved the cat in the hat, now you can delight more...0 points
Child Cat in the Hat Costume
Up for sale is the Child Cat in the Hat Costume - more...0 points
Dr. Seuss' The Cat In The Hat Game
Help! The house is a mess, and it's up to you to c more...0 points
Manhattan Toy Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat- Small
Enhance your Dr. Seuss reading experiences with yo more...0 points
Cats and Water - H2O Humiliation
Okay, so some cats take to water like, uh, like a dog takes to water.
Naturally, we love our cats - naturally.
A Humiliated Princess
H is for Halloween - and Humiliation!
Halloween costumes for cats. If you really have to.
(C is for cute, but don't tell my cats I said that.)
Cat Costume - Princess Cat Halloween Costume - One Size Fits All
Distinctive cat personalities deserve a little att more...1 point
SMALL - SAVVY TABBY KITTY CRUSADER - Cat Halloween Costume
SAVVY TABBY KITTY CRUSADER: Amusing, unique Hallow more...0 points
Cat Costume - The Evil One Cat Halloween Costume - One Size Fits All
Our devilishly fun costume is perfect for your fie more...0 points
Angel Cat Halloween Costume Harness Size Small
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Witch Hat for Cat
Our Witch Hat magically transforms any kitty at th more...0 points
CAT FROM HELL - ONE SIZE
This Cat From Hell costume includes a red cape and more...0 points
Superman Pet Halloween Costume (Small)
Chestpiece with attached cape, belt. This is an of more...0 points
Cats Stuck In Trees - How Humiliating! (Not to mention dangerous.)
You know they can get down. You're just not allowed to watch.
This is Why . . .
. . . your cat needs its own, personal, indoor cat tree. (Poor, humiliated babies.)
Build it Yourself - Cat Tree Plans
Kitty will help!
Fetching RSS feed... please stand byCat versus Mouse - High Tech Style
Oh, what a humiliating world cats live in these days. (Have we no shame?)
Cat versus Mouse the Old-Fashioned Way
(Well, sort of.)
Cat Toy - Laser Beam Mouse Is A Flicker Of Fun!
Pets can't resist chasing Zanies Laser Beam Mouse! Sleek, silver mouse-shaped laser toy projects a powerful beam up to 160 feet for hours of playtime and pursuit. Small, handheld laser can be hidden in the palm of your hand to add intrigue and mystery for an even more challenging game of chase. The Laser Mouse includes a handy keychain attachment and batteries.
Our Pets Bubble Mouse
This fun toy provides two ways to entertain your crazy kitty. Chase and catch games can be played with the motorized mouse inside or outside the ball. Includes catnip.
KONG Field Mouse Catnip Toy, Cat Toy, Tan
Dr. Noys' created these safe, high-quality toys without elastic, strings, mylar or exposed bells. As a bonus, you can open the patented "hidden" closure and refill the toy with our mess-free TNIPS catnip packets.
TLC MOTOR MOUSE
Battery powered mouse races around the loop, staying one step ahead of your kitty. Durable plastic toy includes carpet center for scratching and clawing. One C battery required.
KONG Cats with an Attitude Swizzle Mouse Cat Toy, White/Black
Swizzles are ingenious new toys that will entertain both you and your cat This fun toy features a mouse on the end for your cat to jump and paw at. No metal or small string parts for your cat to swallowSize:Handle is approximately 17" long, add another 48" for the full length of the toy.
When "Just a Litter Box" Isn't Enough
The Kadillac of Kitty Komodes
Litter Robot LRII Automatic Self-Cleaning Litter Box, Beige
Litter Robot LRII Automatic Self-Cleaning Litter Box will save you time and money. Features a patented sifting process which throughly cleans the letter bed automatically after each use. The Litter-Robot patented litter sifting process is near perfect in removing waste clumps from the litter, leaving a clean litter bed for your cats, every time. Its large capacity . . .
Rather get rid of the kitty litter for good?
There are different toilet training methods for different types of cats. To help you determine what method is easiest for your cat and also to toilet train your cat in the quickest and most convenient manner possible, take a look at this new informative eBook that contains all of the tips, tricks, and secret tactics to toilet training your cat!You can toilet train your cat. Find out how here.
Has Your Cat Had a Humiliating Day?
Time for a kitty massage. (Do I hear a purrrrr coming on?)
Feline Fantasy Brush
The unique shape is an irresistible attraction, enticing the cat to rub and play with the brush for hours. Durable polypropylene brush. Part for adding catnip. High quality carpet for scratching.
St. Jon Kitty Korner Komber Self Grooming Aid with Catnip
Virbac Kitty Korner Komber Self-Grooming Aid for Cats is made of durable, high-impact grade plastic. Attaches easily to wall or corner. Simple to remove and easy to clean. Appeals to cat's natural rubbing instinct.
Kong Zoom Groom For Cats
Loose hair, dead skin, and dander are attracted to the rubber surface of the Zoom Groom like a magnet, then easily lift away. One piece, flexible rubber design is comfortable to hold in right or left hand. Firm and flexible 3/4" rubber teeth reach through coat to massage the skin. Your cat will come to love her grooming sessions with the Zoom Groom.
Simple Solution Grooming Glove for Cats, 1 Pair
Control shedding while you pet your cat. Loose and dead hair is attracted to these specially textured gloves. Simply put them on and stroke your cat. He'll love the attention and you'll love how easy it is to get rid of loose hair, before it gets on your furnishings. Also great for quick clean ups on upholstery, bedding, clothing, rugs, and carpets. Directions Wipe cat's coat in the direction of the natural hair growth. Remove hair from glove by periodically wiping or shaking it over the garbage can. Repeat daily or as needed.
FURminator deShedding Tool with 1-3/4-Inch Edge for Cats
Designed to reduce shedding better than any brush, comb, or rake, this innovative tool works effectively for all shedding long- and short-haired cats. It effectively addresses the issue of the undercoat, which can become a dense mess of loose, dead hair and the major source of shedding--as well as the allergies and cleanliness problems that come with it. The revolutionary grooming device utilizes a unique 1-3/4-inch stainless-steel edge that grabs loose undercoat hair and quickly and easily removes it, without damaging the topcoat. It actually brings out the pet's natural oils, promoting healthier skin and a shiny topcoat. Cats will enjoy the feeling the de-shedding tool provides, and caretakers will appreciate the results. Used by veterinarians and recommended by doctors for people who have allergies, the tool reduces shedding up to 90 percent, helps eliminate hairballs, and decreases the amount of airborne elements that cause allergic reactions. The de-shedding tool features a comfortable, ergonomic grip handle and measures approximately 6 by 1 by 2 inches.
I Really Do Love My Cat
Disclaimer: None of my cats were personally humiliated in the making of this lens. Do You Love Cats?
If you don't, then you've probably never gotten to know one.
Either way, I hope you enjoyed the lens. We'd love if you sign our guestbook before you go.
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- admiralglass admiralglass Nov 28, 2009 @ 8:18 am
- My cats are laughing to these pictures. Why? Becouse once they are not the ones who are humiliated:) 5*
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- jptanabe jptanabe Nov 6, 2009 @ 8:47 am
- Great job! My cats certainly hate to be humiliated. Lensrolled to my "Recipe for a Happy Cat" lens.
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- GroovyFinds GroovyFinds Aug 2, 2009 @ 7:57 pm
- This is just too funny!
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- Marelisa Marelisa Jul 20, 2009 @ 5:52 am
- Those talking cats are just too cute! I think you're probably right that cats don't enjoy being dressed up for people's amusement, and that they'll probably retaliate at the first opportunity they get. Is taking a picture of a cat in a Santa hat worth having an angry cat on the lose? :-)
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- ClassyGals ClassyGals Jul 3, 2009 @ 1:10 pm
- My cat BeBe Rebozo thanks you for this lens. Five stars. Very entertaining!
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