How to guarantee successful shark tooth hunting
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Behold The Mighty Chomp!
Ever have an insane desire to boldly fling your children headlong into the past, millions of years ago...and bring them face-to-face with fossilized memories of creatures long-dead thousands if not millions of years ago?
Well, one super-de-duper way to achieve this is to take them shark teeth hunting! And that's what you're going to learn (ready.....set......)
NOW!
Step 1 - Buy a whole heap of shark's teeth and force the odds in your favor!
Okay, true, this is kinda sorta a weeeee bit of a teeny tiny fake. But hey, if your kids are gung ho about finding sharks teeth in the river, and all they uncover is huge amounts of water....it helps to have backups. :)
Luckily, they're often not very expensive as you can see:
Step 2 - Find where shark's teeth live close by to you.
There are several ways to do this, of course!
One way is to ask your local home-school groups where THEY go when they're looking for shark's teeth - it's a great science experiment for science.
You can search for state-specific homeschooling groups over at Yahoo Groups! - just tack on the state abbreviation. IE,
NJ homeschool
WA homeschool
Additionally, you can contact your local elementary schools as well; quite often they'll have field trips to local streams/rivers in which shark's teeth are to be found.
Step 3 - Dress appropriately for hunting shark's teeth
Please, gentle reader, I beg of thee....do NOT wear high heels or expensive shoes or magnificent jeans etc. when hunting for shark's teeth!!!!
And yes, I've seen parents (and kids!) do just that.
Instead, wear your rattiest old jeans (Jeans I say, NOT shorts - jeans will protect your knees should you fall onto the stones in the river/brook), and the oldest pair of sneakers you have.
Remember....
You WILL get wet.
You WILL fall in.
Did I mention....
You WILL get wet?
So ensure you don't ruin clothing you cherish.
Want some serviceable used kids jeans? Check out:
Step 4 - Douse yourself with bug spray
Prior to enjoying the great outdoors complete with its man-eating hummer-sized mosquitos, liberally drench yourself in bug spray.
Trust me, you'll dance with joy and excitement when you realize you've returned home retaining your full blood supply.
Really. :)
Bug sprays come in various bizarre formats too! Check out:
Step 5 - Buy a trowel and a colander for digging and sifting shy shark teeth
You'll need the following two key tools for brave sharks teeth hunting:
A trowel to dig up huge amounts of river bottom
and
A colander to sift out all the excess dirt and hopefully reveal the adorable wittle bittle fangs that are awaiting your attention.
You can generally buy these at dollar stores...if not, Lowes or Home Depot should have them pretty cheap.
Step 6 - Steal your child's backpack and sandwich baggies.
Did I say steal?
Gracious goodness me, I didn't mean that at all! I meant, gently....ummmm....liberate a backpack! Yeah, that's the ticket! Liberate!
In that liberated backpack, mind you, you'll want to have:
Plastic baggies or a baby jar to hold the shark's teeth
and
Plastic baggies in which to put your car keys/iPhone/musical devices so they stay somewhat NOT damp
and
Your backup sharks' teeth you bought earlier so you can ENSURE your adventure is a success.
Trust me. Happy children result in decreasing parental stress levels. Trust me. :)
Step 7 - Pack your mini-van with:
The following is key and critical but if you've never hunted for sharks teeth before, I'll guarantee you'll miss it!
Pack the following in your van - you'll be most grateful afterwards!!
Huge towel for each participant
- you'll want to dry off!
Extra change of clothing
- you'll want to dress AFTER you've dried off...in dry clothing!
Hand Lotion
- for your poor feet
Extra pair of socks and shoes
- your feet will be soooo wrinkly they could double for a Shar-pei
Newspaper
- Crumple 'em up and stuff 'em into your wet sneakers, they'll help pull the moisture away.
Hot or Cold Drink
- If it's a cold or hot day outside, ensure you have something refreshing to imbibe when you're done!
Step 8 - Make It So!
Once you have all of your equipment in place, you can begin your Shark Teeth Adventure Excitement!

Make certain your kids (and you!) are dressed appropriately, and each person has their own colander and trowel.
Wade out into the brook, dig a huge heapin' mound of riverbottom out, gracefully dump that into the colander, and then swirl that beastie in the water. Ideally, you'll see a shark's tooth or 2 glinting out at you when you're done!
And that's all there is to it.
Here is some additional reading you might enjoy on the topic:
Bitten But Good
Want to hunt sharks' teeth?
Shark's teeth hunting 101
Hunting Shark's Teeth
So there you go! Now you're prepared to embrace the wonders of the great outdoors as well....and even come home with nifty neat souvenirs as well.
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And THAT'S a nice easy way to hunt sharks teeth...without getting bit. :)
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cuteBrece
May 22, 2011 @ 9:52 pm | delete
- I agree with you cuteBJ. This lens is very interesting, I love reading it.
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cuteBJ
May 22, 2011 @ 9:49 pm | delete
- Thumbs up! Very interesting lens.
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Lokena
Jun 14, 2009 @ 8:05 am | delete
- Great lens 5 star performance - and fun too.
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lingstar
Jun 11, 2009 @ 5:42 pm | in reply to Sojourn | delete
- Glad you enjoyed it!
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lingstar
Jun 11, 2009 @ 5:42 pm | in reply to shajo | delete
- A bear in the backpack - now THAT would be quite the story! :)
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