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Hold It... Hold It... Don't Pee (Yet)!

1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic (by 13 people)   Your rating: 1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic

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When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?

What can be downright traumatic is not knowing where to go! This lens is meant to be an informative (and humorous) aid for just that purpose. There's links to resources that help you find public restrooms, for instance, and even some recommended reading material to take along.

Find a Restroom! 

The Bathroom Diaries
Search the globe for a clean bathroom!
Safe2Pee
Mapping gender neutral bathrooms, unisex restrooms, accessible toilets... bathrooms for everyone!
Bathroom Finder, sponsored by Imodium
To put your mind at ease, it's good to know where the bathrooms are - even if your diarrhea is under control.

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers 

If you're going to spend 25-30 months of your life on the toilet, you might as well do something productive, eh?

Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader

Amazon Price: $12.21 (as of 07/19/2008)

Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader (Uncle Johns Bathroom Readers)

Amazon Price: $12.21 (as of 07/19/2008)

Uncle John's Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader (Bathroom Reader Series)

Amazon Price: $12.21 (as of 07/19/2008)

Uncle John's Gigantic Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader)

Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 07/19/2008)

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Extraordinary Book of Facts: And Bizarre Information (Bathroom Readers)

Amazon Price: $12.21 (as of 07/19/2008)

These Folks Take Their Urinals Seriously! 

The American Restroom Association
The American Restroom Association advocates the availability of clean, safe, well designed public restrooms.
World Toilet Summit & Expo 2006
Yes, there is such a thing! The World Toilet Summit & Expo 2006 theme is "Toilets of the future and creating comfortable living environment". The main sections are: city toilets, toilets and social integration, epidemiology of toilet infections and wastewater treatment, toilet waste reclamation and handling.

Oh yeah, and it's in Moscow. Bring back some photos, 'k?

But I was only kidding! 

This lens actually started as a joke: Squidoo used to add " on Squidoo" to the title of each lens, and starting with that I set out to pick a topic that would be entertaining and informative, while at the same time poke fun at one of Squidoo's quirks.

Now that they've removed that postscript, the truth can finally be told!

The Urinal Game, Reader Feedback and MORE! 

Okay, really just reader feedback.

Ladies may not get it, but there are many unwritten rules for using a urinal in a public restroom. The silent code which men have passed down over the ages is now made available in this interactive teaching tool:

I Gotta Pee - The Urinal Game

Oh yeah... leave a comment if you'd like!

lorimichelle

Absolutely hilarious, I did quite well at the game! You have been rated and rolled!

Posted March 20, 2007

Margaret_Schaut

I laughed and laughed. Potty humor is timeless, isn't it? Especially for boys?

Posted February 19, 2007

rivergeek

There's also a really funny book called "How to Poop in the Woods." Not gross, just entertaining.

Posted December 11, 2006

genglo

Fantastic! Anyone with small children knows how important the potty can be :)

Posted December 04, 2006

MrLewisSmile

Wow! Cool lens idea! :) I like that you put 'bladder' as one of the tags.

Posted November 27, 2006

webseitler

It took me a minute to realize you meant the very top of the page...I gotta pee on Squidoo. What Potty humor! Ack.

Posted September 21, 2006

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I almost won the Urinal Game the first time I played... it's tougher than you might think!

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