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Hold It... Hold It... Don't Pee (Yet)!

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When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?

What can be downright traumatic is not knowing where to go! This lens is meant to be an informative (and humorous) aid for just that purpose. There's links to resources that help you find public restrooms, for instance, and even some recommended reading material to take along.

Find a Restroom!

SitOrSquat.com: Find a toilet or restroom anywhere in the world
Start searching for a public toilet. Just enter an address, ZIP code, city, or intersection in the search bar and you'll be on your way to finding your next pit stop!
The Bathroom Diaries
Search the globe for a clean bathroom!
Safe2Pee
Mapping gender neutral bathrooms, unisex restrooms, accessible toilets... bathrooms for everyone!
Bathroom Finder, sponsored by Imodium
To put your mind at ease, it's good to know where the bathrooms are - even if your diarrhea is under control.

Uncle John's Bathroom Readers

If you're going to spend 25-30 months of your life on the toilet, you might as well do something productive, eh?
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These Folks Take Their Urinals Seriously!

The American Restroom Association
The American Restroom Association advocates the availability of clean, safe, well designed public restrooms.
World Toilet Summit & Expo 2006
Yes, there is such a thing! The World Toilet Summit & Expo 2006 theme is "Toilets of the future and creating comfortable living environment". The main sections are: city toilets, toilets and social integration, epidemiology of toilet infections and wastewater treatment, toilet waste reclamation and handling.

Oh yeah, and it's in Moscow. Bring back some photos, 'k?

But I was only kidding!

This lens actually started as a joke: Squidoo used to add " on Squidoo" to the title of each lens, and starting with that I set out to pick a topic that would be entertaining and informative, while at the same time poke fun at one of Squidoo's quirks.

Now that they've removed that postscript, the truth can finally be told!

The Urinal Game, Reader Feedback and MORE!

Okay, really just reader feedback.

Ladies may not get it, but there are many unwritten rules for using a urinal in a public restroom. The silent code which men have passed down over the ages is now made available in this interactive teaching tool:

I Gotta Pee - The Urinal Game

Oh yeah... leave a comment if you'd like!

  • lorimichelle Mar 20, 2007 @ 3:26 pm | delete
    Absolutely hilarious, I did quite well at the game! You have been rated and rolled!
  • Margaret_Schaut Feb 19, 2007 @ 9:56 pm | delete
    I laughed and laughed. Potty humor is timeless, isn't it? Especially for boys?
  • rivergeek Dec 11, 2006 @ 11:59 pm | delete
    There's also a really funny book called "How to Poop in the Woods." Not gross, just entertaining.
  • genglo Dec 4, 2006 @ 6:06 pm | delete
    Fantastic! Anyone with small children knows how important the potty can be :)
  • MrLewisSmile Nov 27, 2006 @ 6:07 pm | delete
    Wow! Cool lens idea! :) I like that you put 'bladder' as one of the tags.
  • webseitler Sep 21, 2006 @ 5:21 pm | delete
    It took me a minute to realize you meant the very top of the page...I gotta pee on Squidoo. What Potty humor! Ack.
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I almost won the Urinal Game the first time I played... it's tougher than you might think!

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