The Best Jokes About The iTampon

Got your period? There's an app for that.

http://twitter.com/rawdawgz5 points

iPad not the first choice for women. Period.

http://twitter.com/fastcompany5 points

I'm already going through like 4 or 5 iPads a day because of my heavy workflow

http://twitter.com/wendymolyneux4 points

64 gig iPad will forever be known as the heavy flow model

http://twitter.com/Johnpapa2 points

Apple uses WAY too many sentence fragments on their site: http://www.apple.com/ipad/pricing Although, I suppose if you're naming it the "iPad", you might as well have some extra PERIODS in your copy

http://twitter.com/rosalarian2 points

Will my boyfriend be able to go to the Apple Store and buy it for me without being embarrassed?

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/27/9-questions-we more...2 points

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/27/9-questions-we-have-about-the-new-apple-ipad-maxi-pad/2 points

Are you there, God? It's me, Marketing

http://twitter.com/Begorrah2 points

Okay, just one more. The iPad: protecting your data from embarrassing incidents.

http://twitter.com/kathycacace1 point

So I can say "That chick is on her iPad" and not be called a pig? Thank you Apple.

http://twitter.com/tremendousnews1 point

iPad. Feminine protection for the future. And the future is now.

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#iTampon there's an app for twat.

http://twitter.com/ThirtyTwoTwelve1 point

Does the iPad come with wings?

http://twitter.com/justinbreese1 point

Do any women work at Apple?

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Steve, I'ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet announcement of all time #iPad #Apple #iTampon

http://twitter.com/WewillroastU1 point

Apple's rejected iPad names - the iSlate, iBetween, iBug, iPaid2Much, iNeedAdapters, iFingersmudge, i1Button, iReader, and the iTampon

http://twitter.com/Joberrr1 point

You can do things with #iTampon that you just can't do with #iPad - like biking, horseback riding and swimming. /lol

http://twitter.com/DaniGray1 point

It's so beautiful when an electronics company finally becomes a woman...

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The iPad-Another embarrassing topic I get to discuss with my kids

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen1 point

Whatever you do, don't flush the #ipad or #itampon. It will back up your toilet

http://twitter.com/funnykeithlyle1 point

Somebody give the iPad a Red Bull, because it ain't no good without wings.

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After IPad do IHormone?

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Comes with inbuilt Private Messaging System!

http://www.squidoo.com/lensmasters/PaulOnBooks1 point

Does the iTampon provide nice workflow for documents?

http://twitter.com/shotbeak0 points

And you can use the giant QWERTY keyboard to get your period on the #iPad!

http://twitter.com/Gelatobaby0 points

iTampon, once a month, it's a hit with the ladies!

http://twitter.com/NargleHunter0 points

Is #apple making an iPad for light-flow days? Just wondering...

http://twitter.com/CarolBlymire0 points

iPad? Really? All I can say is, I'm sticking with Always, bitches

http://twitter.com/Trish19810 points

It surfs the web AND stops the bleeding."-

http://twitter.com/tjakabon0 points

iPad has changed "the conversation" from how we use tech in context to how we use tech as Kotex. (who named this thing?)

http://twitter.com/melissapierce0 points

I haven't heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch The View last month

http://twitter.com/TwittsMcGee0 points

NeonSpartan wants an iTampon...in case of nosebleeds

http://twitter.com/NeonSpartan0 points

I'm awaiting the iTampon, the convenient and discrete alternative to the iPad.

http://twitter.com/angeliotum0 points

#iTampon ... I hear it has easy application...!

http://twitter.com/CaptainGrammar0 points

I guess this explains all the over night leaks leading up to the keynote

http://twitter.com/seestoryrun0 points

Ah the #itampon. Bring on a new period of change...

http://twitter.com/johnjarman0 points

I wonder if they'll make them reusable and out of loli fabrics :p

http://twitter.com/julia_turbo0 points

#iTampon is better than #iPad because #iTampon has a string on it so you won't lose it.

http://twitter.com/eliand5040 points

So does this iPad thing mean that Apple has finally breached the gap between technology and feminine hygiene ...?

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http://twitter.com/ChicagoPR

No leaks surrounding news of the #iTampon0 points

If only the #iTampon had a vibrate feature like the iPhone

http://twitter.com/Neila2220 points

Will Apple release a (Red) edition of the iPad once a month?

http://twitter.com/matthewathome0 points

NEWS FLASH: Apple, sensitive to women who dislike the menstruational name of the iPad, have changed the name to the iPon.

http://twitter.com/ferretthimself0 points

A tampon that has a touch screen with wifi access! it tells you how long you've been on your period and how long it will last! lol

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"I'm not buying an iPad. Period." #iTampon

http://twitter.com/melizeche0 points

The iChastityBelt will come with a password instead of a key.

http://twitter.com/sarahk470 points

The new iPad was definitely designed for women in mind. It comes in 3 sizes: regular, super and maxi.

http://twitter.com/parisiensalon0 points

So Apple has 2 Data plans, a Light Flow and a Heavy Flow.

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The iTampon and the iPad -- taking the menstrual cycle to a whole new level.

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iTampon - Bloody good idea.

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I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad (iTampon) will be unresponsive and seem harsh when you touch.

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but I think the iTampon is the thing you use to backup the iPad

http://twitter.com/MarissaHalley0 points

I use the #itampon when its light and the #ipad on my heavy days. On really heavy days I use both in tandem.

http://twitter.com/ptapia0000 points

The expansion uses specialty formatted Sony memory cards called I-pms.

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Is there some kind of alternative tablet I can use in case I have to go swimming?

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/27/9-questions-we more...0 points

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/27/9-questions-we-have-about-the-new-apple-ipad-maxi-pad/0 points

Is there some kind of alternative tablet I can use in case I have to go swimming?

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/27/9-questions-we more...0 points

http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/01/27/9-questions-we-have-about-the-new-apple-ipad-maxi-pad/0 points

Do I have to stop using my iPad after the age of 50?

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen0 points

I'm marking the days on the calendar when I'm using my iPad

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen0 points

But, is the iTampon comfortable?

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen0 points

The iTampon...for gals on the run!

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen0 points

I would use an iTampon, but I'm saving myself for a 3D TV

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen0 points

iPad is great 21 days of the month; expect high rez bitching for 1 week

http://twitter.com/DontStealMyPen0 points

Someone needs to pull the string on all of these #itampon jokes.

http://twitter.com/itsthereal0 points

Battery life is up to 10 hours, so I'd say it has adequate overnight protection.

http://twitter.com/stickyfantastic0 points

kotex stock raises a whopping 10 percent today when traders confused the maxi pad with mac's ipad

http://twitter.com/yer_blues0 points

if you use the #itampon too long, will you get toxic shock syndrome?

http://twitter.com/faminetwins0 points

what happens when they come out with a bigger tablet? Will they call it the MaxiPad?

http://twitter.com/funnyordie0 points

what happens if the #iPad is late? will it spawn another #iPad in 9months?

http://twitter.com/wellyourewrong0 points

Why is #iTampon a trending topic? Because it's that time of the month.

http://twitter.com/cbalint0 points

will iffy Wifi coverage be called iSpotting?

http://twitter.com/seanpaulkelley0 points

But what if my computer has a virus? Don't worry, each iPad comes preinstalled with vaginal firewall protection

2006 MadTV video0 points

Everyone, just try to Stay(free) calm and Poise(d). It's Always nice to see a new product on the market. I Depend on Apple to come up with great ideas. Maybe we're taking this out of Kotex.

Mary McCarthyite0 points

I'm a cheerleader. Is it possible that the tablet could come flying out in the middle of a routine?

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If you water and feed your iPod Touch, and keep it in a dark place, you KNOW it's gunna turn into an iPad.

http://twitter.com/RoyBlumenthal0 points

Don't forget to download the App "Vibration"

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iSlate

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iTablet

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iTab

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iScreen uScreen We allScreen for iScreen

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iGuide

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Magic Slate

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Jesus Tablet

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iFallopianTube

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iWhatsit

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Giant iPhone

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iGiveUp

I don't buy Apple...0 points

iPhone Jumbo

The iPad Nano makes phonecalls.0 points