If My Nose Was Running Money
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I'd Blow it all on you.
What man doesn't want to give the love of his life everything she desires, and then some. If my nose was running money I'd surely be able to buy her everything she has ever wanted, and still give her more than she expected. I'd blow all my money on her ...that is if whenever I sneezed, a new dollar bill came out. Since my nose is not made of money to blow it all on her, I have some other suggestions that we can run with, and still make her happy.
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It's Right Under Your Nose.
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How much would you spend on your wife?
Take a look at what Aaron Wilburn would spend.
Words and Music by Michael Thomas Carr & Michael A Hammond
"If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey"
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You ask me if I love you and if my love is true.Well if I were a rich man here is what I'd do.
I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.
If my nose was runnin' money,
I'd blow it all on you.
I'd build you that mansion up on that mountaintop.
If my nose was running money but honey it's not.
(It's not a Cadillac or Mercedes,
but I think a Porsche will do.)
Any time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze
Honey you'd win the lottery when I have a cold or flu
If my nose was runnin' money I'd blow it all on you
It's a booger of a problem I've got
I wish my nose was runnin' money but it's not
I'd buy you a diamond ring a new fur coat or two
If my nose was runnin' money I'd blow it all on you
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What can we get without running up the bill?
I can think of some things.
Aaron sang about Diamonds & Jewels
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Aaron suggested a fine new coat...
Ok, I know it's not the fur of her life, but my wife likes this coat.
Women's Zip Front Faux Shearling Coat (comes in brown or black).
Aaron even mentioned a nice new car.
Heads up guys... If you're not really getting her a car, you better have some sort of bling planted inside the packaging.
Money would be tacky, and pretty much get us in trouble guys.
Here are some things she'll love.
Sweets for your Sweetie
Give her the best chocolates
Something I'd buy for my wife.
Full Dozen Gourmet Dipped Swizzled Berries
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“Now that's what I'm talking about. How can we go wrong?”
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Perfect I love you!
One Dozen Red Roses + 12 FREE
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This bouquet of one dozen, South American Roses is an absolute favorite to send for spring! Comes with an assortment of brilliant red roses, delicate pink roses, golden yellow roses, and perfect peach roses.
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Sweetheart Bouquet
One Dozen Long Stemmed Pink Roses
One Dozen Long Stemmed Pink Roses
Lovely way to say I love you to your sweetheart. Free glass vase with each purchase of a flower bouquet Flowers arrive in our specially designed gift box with your personal message Guaranteed fresh for 7 days or your money back Flowers are carefully hand-picked, tied, and shipped fresh from the fields Includes 1 dozen fresh-cut, long-stemmed pink South American roses accented with baby's breath.
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Red Roses with 12 Hand-Dipped Strawberries
with Free Vase
One Dozen Long Stemmed Red Roses. Free glass vase with each purchase of a flower bouquet.
Day One Flowers Beautiful long stem roses arrive at her door.
Day Two Chocolates Complete the message I love you the second day with a gift of chocolate covered strawberries.
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Ultimate Valentine's Day Smiles & Sunshine
Valentine's Day Flowers - Ultimate Valentine's Day Smiles & Sunshine
Send a sunny splash of color and brighten their day with this vibrant bouquet of 10 Peruvian lilies, mixed with 6 multi-colored roses. Symbolic of friendship and devotion, each stem of Peruvian lily has multiple blooms and is sure to warm their heart. Includes elegant ruby vase, chocolates, lavendar spa trio and love pick.
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Ultimate Rainbow Valentine's Day Flowers
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24 assorted color roses includes square glass vase, chocolates, teddy bear,
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I LOVE You Basket!
Everything's here: Flowers, chocolate, tea, snuggly bear...
she'll surely love this!
All My Love Chocolate Romantic Gift Basket
Click on Teddy Bear to buy.
Premium Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate Candy Bar, luscious Lindt Chocolate Truffles, Heart Sugar Cookies, a soft and cuddly keepsake teddy bear that she can cherish forever and a gift tag from you. Hand crafted with attention to every detail, tied with ribbons and adorned with roses.
Caviar and Chocolate... looks ok.
The only thing missing is some crackers...I can do this!
Gourmet Valentine Gift Basket
Click on Caviar and Chocolate to Buy
Each gift is hand crafted with attention to detail, tied with ribbons and roses, and includes a personalized gift card message from you. Includes: Caviar, Wine Cheese, and an assortment of Truffles and Chocolates. We even add a bottle of Sparkling Cider (Does not contain alcohol).
For the other special lady in your life... Mom!
You're The Sweetest Rose Bouquet
Click on Gift Bag Tote of Tea, Snacks and Treats to buy
A beautiful gift featuring an assortment of fine teas and gourmet treats. The paperboard gift bag tote is so realistic looking, it almost looks like a real flower bouquet but it's not. It's a paperboard gift bag tote, complete with handles (does not contain real flowers). Open your gift bag to reveal a delicious assortment of treats to enjoy; White Frosted Pretzels, Too Good Gourmet Double Chocolate Cookies, Cinnamon Butterfly Cookies, Butter Toffee Popcorn, an assortment of 3 premium Ashby Teas to try, Enlight-Tea-Ments English Breakfast Tea, Pastel Spring Mints, and and Keylime Shortbreads. Each gift is carefully hand crafted crafted with attention to detail, tied with ribbon, and includes a personalized gift card message from you to convey your best wishes. Manufactured by Art of Appreciation Gift Baskets.
Or just give her this Nosegay Bouquet. (click on photo)
Angel Blessings are Nothing to Sneeze At!
Be sure to come back, there may be a "Sneezequel".
Ok Guys,
Go ahead, go blow some money on your honey!
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raitoavi
May 2, 2012 @ 11:01 am | delete
- A very creative approach, thanks for sharing.
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ademumet
Mar 23, 2012 @ 2:12 pm | delete
- woh...i like it..
like back..thank
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COUNTRYLUTHIER
Mar 17, 2012 @ 12:13 am | delete
- Blessings upon this lens. were my nose running money I'd achoooooo you a buck or twoooooo! Great lens and song. Wish mine were but you know it's.....
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tylerabernethy21
Mar 12, 2012 @ 11:36 pm | delete
- I love that lens. I mean those were some awesome gifts, it was very well structured, and written!
Seriously, Great Work,
Tyler
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goo2eyes
Mar 9, 2012 @ 3:35 pm | delete
- the title of your lens is really good. if you wrote, if my nose was running green (green bucks), it may have a different implication. blessings for this funny and wonderful lens.
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"If My Nose Was Running Money Honey" Words and Music by Michael Thomas Carr & Michael A Hammond; © Copyright Bo-Ann Publishing Company (BMI)
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