I Hate Donald Trump's Hair

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HERE'S WHAT I THINK

I Hate Donald Trump's Hair

Yes I realize that Donald Trump is one of the richest men in America and I'll have to say that I do like watching The Apprentice but gosh darn it I hate his hair!

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I Hate Donald Trump's Hair

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Gloria Prefontaine says:

He's bald, the hairstyle is the only way he can cover it up.

Superwife says:

I don't know that I truly hate it, but his hair does really make me uncomfortable. You'd think a billionaire would be able to do something about it...

Paul G. says:

You'd think with billions of dollars, he'd be able (and willing) to do something about that terrible hair.

nunya says:

Looks like something my cat threw up lol

Panda says:

I wish he was bald.

Your Favorite Crouton says:

There is more to about him than just his hair...possibly his entire persona. I deduce that he smells like toenails.

bojangles says:

whats the deal with his hair? Is he bald or what?

adventuresinautism says:

Sorry to the Don but your hair needs a little help, I actually thought is was a rug for alot of years, still could be plugs I suppose. I would think with all that money he would hire a stylist that could reinvent a better look for him.

fefe says:

I think he should just shave his head.

AMK says:

It looks like it may fall off. Like its a hairpeice or something. You probably won,t like mine either. Hence the hat :)

fireheart says:

It's a laugher for sure but my guess is, he doesn't give a rat's about what any of us think.

artworkbydarlene says:

I just think he needs a new hair stylest.

mattbauer says:

it is rather bad isn't it

ideasbymarz says:

Is it even real

CindyW328 says:

You are absolutly right. With all his money you might think he would have a nice, sharp hair-cut. I am a hairdresser, if he ever came into my salon, I would die laughing. His eyebrows look like antenna's. I don't get it. He should be sporting good hair with his million dollar suits!

apoplectic says:

I also hate Donald Trump's hair but not for any asthetic reason. I believe his hair is scientifically designed to make people uncomfortable; thereby placing him at a tactical and psychological advantage. I am absolutely certain his hair is actually a tool to gain power over his adversaries. Imagine trying to negotiate a deal with him and attempting to maintain assertive eye contact without constantly checking to see if his hair will suddenly scurry off to the other side of the room. It would be horribly unnerving to say the least. The fact that he actually keeps it that way is proof that he will do absolutely anything to succeed.

Gina says:

Stop being a weeney and cut it all off! It's the style anyway!

DiMcDonald says:

cut it off, have it short and spiky on top or go for the spunky bald ( shave it all off Look) PLEEEEEEEEEEZE

blondeheroine says:

Once upon a time, Donald Trump's hair was in a movie. It played a Wookie that was on a ship with Han Solo. True story.

jayah says:

Yep, I agree. Needs to be stuffed, mounted and donated to the Smithsonian!

No way, Monkeybrain!

Kacey Jones says:

I love The Donald's hair because it inspired one of my finest original songs, "Donald Trump's Hair"...which is also the title of my new album. In the song, I ask the question about his coif that is on everyone's mind: how do he get his do to do dat? Download it for FREE at www.KaceyJones.com

Susan says:

I like it because it makes a zillionaire seem more human. I love that The Donald can laugh at himself and that he knows that is it silly looking and that he can afford to fix it but chooses not to...Go Donald, lookin' spiffy! Ha!

Food_Junkie says:

I love it! He knows that he looks like a dork. What he doesn't look like is a slick negotiator. That can be empowering in his business. Go Donny!

catchquests says:

oh and they say "love your haters cos they're your biggest fans" lol!

catchquests says:

i love the donald's hair just because its funny! plainand simple! and he doesn't even care that everyone is making fun of him that way.
my say is its like a bird's nest atop his head. :o

Kristopher says:

he has more money than me so more power to him, and his hair

Nolan_Emmett says:

How can you hate "his" hair when he has hardly any of his own. I do hate the look of "his" implants though!

Susan52 says:

While I am VERY glad my husband will never wear that style, I love The Donald's hair just because it's iconic. It's what makes The Donald, The Donald.

 
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  3. Stylish (dumb guys only)
  4. Wiggy
  5. Unbe-weave-able
  6. Strangely hypnotic
  7. Trumpy
  8. Windswept
  9. Peculiar
  10. Odd

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