Beer - Proof That God Loves Us

Welcome to my home of beer. Well, it's not literally my home, and it's not literally beer, but it's the home to everything beer. So sit back, relax crack open a cold one, and maybe learn a thing or two. Let my love of suds guide you to a greater beer awareness - a heightening of the beer senses, if you will - as you begin to learn all of the goodness that surrounds this liquid nirvana known as beer.

Enlighten me, please

"People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
-Winston Churchill

"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

"One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer generation is that it doesn't live like the previous generation. It hasn't yet given up jeans and T-shirts or beer."
-Ron Klugman, SVP, Coors Brewing

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
-Oscar Wilde

... and finally, the great Frank Zappa:
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

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