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Indiana Jones Is Totally My Boyfriend

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Have Y'all Met My Boyfriend? His Name is Indiana Jones

This lens is a bragging lens. This lens is meant to make you seethe with envy over my cool boyfriend, Indiana Jones. He's hot and intelligent and isn't afraid to fight Nazis. I ask you, can you do better than that?

I feel slightly obligated to also let you know that this lens is just for fun. Take it too seriously and you might risk bodily harm.

These Are The Things My Boyfriend Can Do

That Yours Can't

  • Fight Nazis
  • Find cool artifacts such as The Ark of the Covenant and The Holy Grail
  • Clean up nice when he wants to be a professor
  • Get the girl (I mean, obviously)
  • Use a whip
  • Overcome fears (such as snakes)

My Boyfriend Has Movies

Does your boyfriend have movies?
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Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

In the future, despite being "grandpa aged", my boyfriend will still be full of awesome. I know you can't say that for your boyfriend. Unless he's Han Solo.
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What's Your Favorite Indy Movie?

He wants to know....

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Who's hot and sexy? Oh yeah. It's me. 

Indiana Jones & The Other Adventures You Haven't Heard About

Sometimes, when there's no Nazis to fight or no doom to battle, Indy gets bored. These are some of the adventures you don't hear about.

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Indiana Jones & The Search for the Meaning of Lost

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Indiana Jones & The Hunt for the Perfect Halloween Costume

(Which Looks Amazingly Like Han Solo)1 point

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Indiana Jones & The Watching of the Same Law & Order That You've Already Seen a Thousand Times

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Indiana Jones & The Line at the DMV

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Indiana Jones and the Snake Trainers of Bollywood

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Things You Probably Don't Know About Indiana Jones

But I'm Willing to Tell You

  • He says he doesn't like it, but he's always watching Steel Magnolias whenever it comes on TV.
  • He knows all the words to the "Mahna Mahna" song from The Muppet Show.
  • His favorite ride at Disney World is The Haunted Mansion.
  • He prefers Pepsi to Coke.
  • He doesn't like the Star Wars prequels. Which is pretty funny if you think about it.
  • He loved those Robert Goulet Emerald Nuts commercials.
  • He doesn't like fancy syrups, whipped creams or fruit on his pancakes. Just maple please.
  • He cried at the end of Titanic, but told everyone he just had something in his eye.

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Kel has a love of the 80s, Muppets, Disney and other assorted madness. You can usually find her flitting between the 80s and present day in her Delorian.... more »

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