Indiana Jones Is Totally My Boyfriend

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Have Y'all Met My Boyfriend? His Name is Indiana Jones

This lens is a bragging lens. This lens is meant to make you seethe with envy over my cool boyfriend, Indiana Jones. He's hot and intelligent and isn't afraid to fight Nazis. I ask you, can you do better than that?

I feel slightly obligated to also let you know that this lens is just for fun. Take it too seriously and you might risk bodily harm.

These Are The Things My Boyfriend Can Do 

That Yours Can't

  • Fight Nazis
  • Find cool artifacts such as The Ark of the Covenant and The Holy Grail
  • Clean up nice when he wants to be a professor
  • Get the girl (I mean, obviously)
  • Use a whip
  • Overcome fears (such as snakes)

My Boyfriend Has Movies 

Does your boyfriend have movies?

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (Special Edition)

In this movie, my boyfriend kicks some Nazi butt and commandeers the Ark of the Covenant.

Amazon Price: $13.99 (as of 11/11/2009) Buy Now

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Special Edition)

My boyfriend's dad was once a secret agent. This is how completely bad ass the entire family is. Here, they both go and get the Holy Grail. Because they're made of awesome.

Amazon Price: $13.99 (as of 11/11/2009) Buy Now

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (Special Edition)

Ask yourself this: If your boyfriend found himself at the threshold of a temple that was full of doom, would he go in? I bet he wouldn't.

Amazon Price: $14.49 (as of 11/11/2009) Buy Now

Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 

In the future, despite being "grandpa aged", my boyfriend will still be full of awesome. I know you can't say that for your boyfriend. Unless he's Han Solo.

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What's Your Favorite Indy Movie? 

He wants to know....

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Who's hot and sexy? Oh yeah. It's me.

Indiana Jones & The Other Adventures You Haven't Heard About 

Sometimes, when there's no Nazis to fight or no doom to battle, Indy gets bored. These are some of the adventures you don't hear about.

Indiana Jones & The Search for the Meaning of Lost

2 points

Indiana Jones & The Hunt for the Perfect Halloween Costume

(Which Looks Amazingly Like Han Solo)1 point

Indiana Jones & The Watching of the Same Law & Order That You've Already Seen a Thousand Times

1 point

Indiana Jones & The Line at the DMV

0 points

Indiana Jones and the Snake Trainers of Bollywood

0 points

Things You Probably Don't Know About Indiana Jones 

But I'm Willing to Tell You

  • He says he doesn't like it, but he's always watching Steel Magnolias whenever it comes on TV.
  • He knows all the words to the "Mahna Mahna" song from The Muppet Show.
  • His favorite ride at Disney World is The Haunted Mansion.
  • He prefers Pepsi to Coke.
  • He doesn't like the Star Wars prequels. Which is pretty funny if you think about it.
  • He loved those Robert Goulet Emerald Nuts commercials.
  • He doesn't like fancy syrups, whipped creams or fruit on his pancakes. Just maple please.
  • He cried at the end of Titanic, but told everyone he just had something in his eye.

My Other Indiana Jones Lenses 

Leave Me a Note 

And I'll Tell Indy You Said Hi

BFuniv.com wrote...

Once he gets some experience he could be good. Still, not bad for a kid.

ReplyPosted September 09, 2009

BigGirlBlue wrote...

I don't know how you claim something that isn't yours. Wishful thinking I guess. I know he's loyal and he's all mine. Mine I tell you! Mine, mine, mine. Did I mention... mine! Muwahahahaha!

ReplyPosted June 02, 2008

BABYKITTY wrote...

Indy is why "older" men are in!! He's soooo cool and you're soooo lucky!!

ReplyPosted May 28, 2008

BABYKITTY wrote...

Indy is why "older" men are in!! He's soooo cool and you're soooo lucky!!

ReplyPosted May 28, 2008

writteninstars wrote...

Your boyfriend is so hot, but have you ever considered cheating on him?

ReplyPosted May 28, 2008

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