Have Y'all Met My Boyfriend? His Name is Indiana Jones
I feel slightly obligated to also let you know that this lens is just for fun. Take it too seriously and you might risk bodily harm.
These Are The Things My Boyfriend Can Do
That Yours Can't
- Fight Nazis
- Find cool artifacts such as The Ark of the Covenant and The Holy Grail
- Clean up nice when he wants to be a professor
- Get the girl (I mean, obviously)
- Use a whip
- Overcome fears (such as snakes)
My Boyfriend Has Movies
Indiana Jones - The Adventure Collection (Special Editions of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark / Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom / Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
Here's my boyfriend's trilogy. I bet your boyfriend doesn't have a trilogy.
Amazon Price: $39.99 (as of 07/06/2009) 
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (Special Edition)
In this movie, my boyfriend kicks some Nazi butt and commandeers the Ark of the Covenant.
Amazon Price: $12.49 (as of 07/06/2009)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Special Edition)
My boyfriend's dad was once a secret agent. This is how completely bad ass the entire family is. Here, they both go and get the Holy Grail. Because they're made of awesome.
Amazon Price: $13.49 (as of 07/06/2009)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (Special Edition)
Ask yourself this: If your boyfriend found himself at the threshold of a temple that was full of doom, would he go in? I bet he wouldn't.
Amazon Price: $13.49 (as of 07/06/2009)
Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
What's Your Favorite Indy Movie?
He wants to know....
Who's hot and sexy? Oh yeah. It's me.
Indiana Jones & The Other Adventures You Haven't Heard About
Sometimes, when there's no Nazis to fight or no doom to battle, Indy gets bored. These are some of the adventures you don't hear about.
Indiana Jones & The Hunt for the Perfect Halloween Costume
(Which Looks Amazingly Like Han Solo)1 point
Indiana Jones & The Watching of the Same Law & Order That You've Already Seen a Thousand Times
1 point
Things You Probably Don't Know About Indiana Jones
But I'm Willing to Tell You
- He says he doesn't like it, but he's always watching Steel Magnolias whenever it comes on TV.
- He knows all the words to the "Mahna Mahna" song from The Muppet Show.
- His favorite ride at Disney World is The Haunted Mansion.
- He prefers Pepsi to Coke.
- He doesn't like the Star Wars prequels. Which is pretty funny if you think about it.
- He loved those Robert Goulet Emerald Nuts commercials.
- He doesn't like fancy syrups, whipped creams or fruit on his pancakes. Just maple please.
- He cried at the end of Titanic, but told everyone he just had something in his eye.
My Other Indiana Jones Lenses
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Indiana Jones is Better Than Han Solo!
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Indiana Jones is Better Than Han Solo! Don't get me wrong, Han Solo is made of awesome, but when it comes to Indy, he doesn't stand a chance! Indiana is both scholar and adventurer. Scoundrel and do-gooder. He knows how to use a whip and a gun, but h...
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Indiana Jones Costumes
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One of the most recognizable movie icons of all time, movie fans want to be Indiana Jones because he's a hero, he's exciting, he's an adventurer and, well, he's sexy. With the right accessories and a bit of a swagger, you can put together an awesome...
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Indiana Jones Merchandise, Toys, Clothing and Collectibles
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Indiana Jones 4 is almost here and with it, a slew of new merchandise. From action figures to t-shirts to books to potato heads (yes!), now is the time for Children of the 80s to relive their love for Indy and time for a new generation to learn to ap...
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- @KimberleyBelton @crystalmckinney However, we went out to the lobby to tell him he didn't suck and make him feel better. We're just great.
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- @KimberleyBelton: Your voice is inciting personal Pon Farrs across the globe.
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- Fireworks successfully watched. Edward Cullen may or may not have exploded in a "dazzling" explosion of light.
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And I'll Tell Indy You Said Hi
BigGirlBlue wrote...
I don't know how you claim something that isn't yours. Wishful thinking I guess. I know he's loyal and he's all mine. Mine I tell you! Mine, mine, mine. Did I mention... mine! Muwahahahaha!
Posted June 02, 2008
BABYKITTY wrote...
Indy is why "older" men are in!! He's soooo cool and you're soooo lucky!!
Posted May 28, 2008
BABYKITTY wrote...
Indy is why "older" men are in!! He's soooo cool and you're soooo lucky!!
Posted May 28, 2008
writteninstars
Your boyfriend is so hot, but have you ever considered cheating on him?
Posted May 28, 2008
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Blogger behind otherkidspacklunch.com, a blog dedicated to the latest movie and entertainment news (as well as other assorted pop culture madnes...
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