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- Trishala Trishala Dec 5, 2009 @ 9:33 am
- Amazing really !!
Ima start putti dese up as my FB status XD
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- bryan bryan Oct 22, 2009 @ 8:50 am | in reply to kate
- for some damn reason this is hilarious =]
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- ria ria Oct 13, 2009 @ 4:31 am
- True friends stab you in the front.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think
If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?
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- edward edward Oct 10, 2009 @ 9:11 pm
- i was trapped in a round room. i had to pee. so i peed in the corner.
wen other little boys wanted to be superman, or a mutant ninja turtle, i wanted to be a monkey.
chuck norris jumped into a pool. chuck norris did not get wet. the water got chuck norrised
chuck norris is so smart, he counted to an infinity......twice
chuck norris got his drivers licence wen he wuz 16.........months old
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- alice alice Oct 10, 2009 @ 8:59 pm
- i died because i got hit by an ambulence
i <3 to watch paint dry in the rain
forget love. i'd rather fall in chocolate :)
silence may be golden, but duck tape is silver.
why do we kill people who kill people to show people killing is wrong?
finding a better friend than me is like pinning jello to a tree. IMPOSSIBLE.
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