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If no one is perfect does that mean I do not exist?
Funny ironic quotes for everyone .... Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
we even have ironic facts .. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
we even have ironic facts .. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Why is the alphabet in that order? is it because of that song?
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
Don't talk to me while I'm talking to myself
If I agreed with you , we'd both be wrong
I never finish Anithi
I'm only wearing black untill they make something darker
If no one is perfect does that mean I do not exist?
If a #2 Pencil is so Popular, then why is it still #2?
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I'm only in non-profits for the money
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once
The older you get, the better you realize you were
All generalizations are false
Ambivalent? Well yes and no....
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again
With a calendar, your days are numbered
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
I'm not a complete idiot ( some parts are missing)
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Opera is when a guy get stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings
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more Ironic and paradoxical quotes anyone?
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JustADudeWhoKnowsThings
Feb 12, 2012 @ 1:09 am | delete
- None of these are Ironic (at least none of the ones I read). They are funny, not Ironic. Look up the definition of irony! It's basically a self-contradiction, not a funny or paradoxical phrase
Example: "We strive for exelince!" Or, "Bob and me both use good grammar."
Ironic events- A psychiatrist committing suicide. A firetruck catching on fire. An ambulance getting in a car wreck.
I'm not trying to troll, just enlightening the public. :D
Peace,
CaptainCrater
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Anon
Dec 6, 2011 @ 7:10 pm | delete
- Irony is not ironic!
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markettrol
Nov 25, 2011 @ 11:45 pm | delete
- Great Lens...thanks
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JoshK47
Nov 16, 2011 @ 6:07 pm | delete
- Irony is the spice of life - great work. :)
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akarki
Oct 7, 2011 @ 1:52 am | delete
- for all of them are new, and really funny, thanks for you and for squidoo.
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