EPISODE XCIX
Star Wars seems to have permeated every thread of Western society. The only injustice in this world is that George Lucas is not my biological father, nor am I even his adopted son.
Fans await return of Star Wars
Lucas offered a glimpse into the latest creation in his sci-fi universe at the theater-owners convention ShoWest on Thursday, showing a sequence from "Star Wars: The Clone Wars," a computer-animated movie due in theaters August 15. It will be followed by a TV series of the same name, to air on the Cartoon Network and TNT this fall.
The movie came about as an afterthought while Lucas was developing an animated TV show of the same name. That show debuts this fall, but Lucas figured it was ripe for big-screen treatment, too.
"You've got the whole assembly line built, and then you say, 'Hey, we can make up something,"' Lucas said in an interview. "It was like old-time movie making. What I love about television, it's like Monogram Pictures or the old studio system, where a couple guys come to work and they sit and have some coffee and go, 'Why don't we make a movie about such and such? OK, fine.' And at the end of the day, it's pretty much on its way."
Set in the years between episodes II and III -- "Attack of the Clones" and "Revenge of the Sith" -- of the big-screen "Star Wars" chronicle, the movie and series present fresh adventures of Jedi warrior Anakin Skywalker, his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and other colleagues.
The movie introduces a female Jedi, Ahsoki, who is Anakin's young apprentice.
"It's like 'Band of Brothers' in space, with Jedi," Lucas, 63, said. "You can tell lots of stories. They come up all the time."
Lucas said he plans to produce at least 100 hours worth of TV episodes of "Clone Wars."
He also is moving forward with a live-action "Star Wars" TV show focusing largely on new characters removed from the Skywalker family. That show will be set in the decades between "Revenge of the Sith" and the period when the original film, 1977's "Star Wars," takes place.
So can fans ever get enough of "Star Wars"?
"I don't know," Lucas said. "I'm thankful every year that it keeps going."
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The Phantom Muppet - Darth Animaul
See the cast of The Phantom Muppet
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The Phantom Muppet
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Around the time of the release of Star Wars Episode I, I scribbled a few illustrations of Muppet characters who could be cast in a Muppets adventure set in a galaxy a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I was also doing a weekly Star Wars...
Quote from ANH
HAN: It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs!
What is a Parsec?
A unit of distance in astronomy, normally used in preference to the light year.
A parsec is the distance at which the radius of the Earth's orbit round the Sun subtends an angle of 1 second of arc; a star at this distance (1 parsec) then has a parallax of 1 arc second. One parsec is 3.26 light years, or 30,865,000 million kilometers.
A light year is the distance traveled by a beam of light in one year. It is equivalent to 9,460,530 million kilometers. One light years is also equivalent to 0.3066 of a parsec.
Source: Library of Essential Knowledge, Volume 1, Readers Digest, 1980
The Department of "I Gotta Get Me One Of These!"
R2D2 BeanieOkay, guys. That's enough. I'm flattered. Really. But no more. Not for now at least. Those of you whom I have already contacted, don't worry. Anyone seeing this for the first time, I'm sorry. No more custom orders. I can't knit the same hat over and over again for the rest of my life. If you would like to leave your email, I will put you on a waiting list and contact you when and if I can stand to look at blue and grey yarn ever again. In the meantime, I recommend you try to find a knitter near you or even learn to knit yourself. It's a great hobby.
I never expected a little hat I made for my nephew's Halloween costume would draw so much attention. Thank you all for your interest and appreciation.
Carissa Knits
Here's what someone said in the guestbook: WANTED: ONE GIRLFRIEND THAT KNOWS HOW TO KNIT ME A R2D2 HAT. WE DONT HAVE TO DATE THAT LONG, JUST LONG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FINISH MY HAT

Awesome
Speaking of which...
Chewie on drums.
Rebelpilots as backing singers.
Stormtroopers on lead and bass guitars.
Obi-Wan and Fett on keys.
Imperials on strings.
Gnarls Darthly on lead vocals.
The guy in the Wookiee suit must be sweating his butt off.
I'm not particularly fond of this song, but I did enjoy it's delivery.
An Executive Desk fit for an Imperial Moff
Because I can't imagine a Hutt fitting on that chair.
I did the initial concept and sketches and Richard handled the details, worked with the metal shop and did the final build. Two RPF'rs also contributed resin detail pieces (where better to go than the Replica Prop Forum for the best parts around?).
The main "box" for the desk is custom metal, as are the computer cut side boxes which both light up with an orange glow. The piece is finished with a 1/2" thick glass table top.
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And now for a couple of photos to impress the hell out of us...
R2-D2 Case Mod
This is a computer case cleverly disguised as everyone's favorite trashcan shaped robot friend R2-D2. As you may very well imagine, inside are all the typical components of a computer. But the outside... The outside looks like R2! Whee!"Hey R2, how you doing little buddy?" *bangs firmly on R2's head with knuckles* "R2 -- Your hard drive just fell out! Do you want me to perform emergency robotic surgery and reattach the device? What do you mean I hit you too hard? You know I love you. OOOOWWW! Quit shocking me you little asshole." *Kicks the shit out of R2 until he's mangled and badly dented*
And that, my friends, is how not to become a Jedi.
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I think it would go well with my R2 beanie.
Robot Chicken

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Stick around, because it'll probably be THE biggest issue ever.
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- blondeheroine blondeheroine May 11, 2008 @ 10:24 pm
- Okay, seriously: How sad is it that if there was a Death Star grill, I would want one? I'm totally subscribing to this!
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