It was the Horseshoe's Fault
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Ever get hit on the head with a horseshoe?
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- So, what's this about a horseshoe?
- Provinces in Canada
- Ford Motor Company Found Guilty
- What would you do ?
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- Elephant Stew
- Easter Sunday
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- Beer in the After-Life
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- Buzzard's Breath BBQ Sauce
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- Pork and Clam Loaf
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So, what's this about a horseshoe?
True Story:When I was around 7 years old, the other kids locked me in a yard whose fence was high and you couldn't see through the slats.
Lucky me ... I found a horseshoe. So I threw it over the fence because I wanted to get out. I knew the kids would throw it back so I stood in the middle of the yard waiting for that to happen. And it did ... the horseshoe landed on my head and split me open.
That should explain a lot .... duh ....
Provinces in Canada
There are 10 provinces in Canada.
Ford Motor Company Found Guilty
Detroit, MichiganNovember 8, 2016
WRPU
6 PM News
Today, the Ford Motor Company was found guilty in Detroit Court of having used Japanese parts in cars manufactured between 2011 and 2015. This is in violation of the "American Made" bill passed in 2011. Judge Thomas Grant has awarded $2.9 Billion in damages to be divided among the 315,000 persons who filed the class action suit against the company.
Financial experts believe that Ford will not need to declare bankruptcy despite the biggest award ever declared in the United States. Charles Smith of the accounting firm, Smith and Jones, said that Ford will probably introduce cost cutting measures by restructuring their company and using more foreign parts.
What would you do ?
You are on an airplane and the passenger next to you dies. There is no other place to sit as the plane is full.
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Elephant Stew
- Serves: 800 people
- Prep Time: Cut elephant into bite sized pieces; this takes about 2 months.
- Total Time: 2 months and 3 days
What To Do With An Escaped Circus Elephant?
Well, first ya gotta catch him. Once that's done, ya grab a BIG pot and get ready to do some cookin' - Elephant Stew.
Ingredients
- 1 elephant (medium size)
- 1 rabbit (optional)
- 100 pounds potatoes
- 25 pounds of carrots
- 10 pounds of onions
- Salt and Pepper to taste
Instructions
Cut elephant into bite sized pieces; this takes about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover.
Add other ingredients as listed above.
Cook over kerosene fire at 465 degrees.
For those who want variety in their elephant stew, the rabbit may be added -- but only if necessary because most people don't like hare in their stew.
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Relaxing Music Videos
Who or What are You Anyway?
It is my belief that you have always existed and always will. I don't mean in the human sense but in a cosmic sense. The human mind is limited in its capacity to conceptualize what life is all about.Consider a person driving a car - it is not the car that moves forward or backwards nor is it the car that arrives at its destination or causes an accident along the way. Neither does the car injure others on its journey. It is the person who is driving the car.
Now, take that idea and use it in conjunction with you, the human being. Your body is the vehicle but something inside is driving it - that something is your soul. It is responsible for where you travel and for any dents and accidents along the way.
Your journey on your road of life can be easy or bumpy - much of which depends upon the attitude and objectives of the soul within.
Beer in the After-Life
Guardian Unlimited
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Buzzard's Breath BBQ Sauce
- Prep Time: 30
- Total Time: 1 hour
Ingredients
- 2-cups chopped onions
- 1 cup very strong coffee
- 1 cup Worcestershire sauce
- 1 cup catchup
- 1/2 cup cider vinegar
- 1/2 cup brown sugar
- 3 tablespoons chili powder
- 1 puréed Habanero pepper-include seeds**
- 4 garlic cloves
- pressed
- 1 teaspoon pepper
- freshly ground
Instructions
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and simmer for 15 minutes. purée in a blender or food processor. Divide sauce between 2 pint-sized, sterilized jars with canning lids. This makes a nice homemade gift combined with a barbecue cookbook or some other barbecue accessory.
** Habanero peppers are the hottest. If you can't find them in your Mexican food aisle at the grocery store, or you want less heat, you may substitute jalapeño peppers.
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Scientific American
Pork and Clam Loaf
This is wrong, is the thought that popped into my head when I read this recipe. I know that certain recipes such as Paella have sausage, not breakfast sausage though, and maybe clams. However the thought of them together as a meatloaf is just too weird for me.
Pork and Clam Loaf
1 1/2 pound sausage
2 cans minced clams and juice
1 cup finely diced onions
2 cups cracker crumbs
3 eggs, beaten
1 cup milk
Combine all ingredients; form into loaf. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour, Yield: 8 servings.
Recipe from: Favorite Recipes of The Great Northwest, Meats Edition 1967
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Guestbook Comments
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wilfredpadilla
Feb 11, 2012 @ 7:54 pm | delete
- Wow, I think I should try to make an experimental lens too! Very entertaining!
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ColwoodWheelWorks
Feb 9, 2012 @ 2:18 am | delete
- Well, I'm off to the supermarket now to buy myself an elephant.
Fun lens.
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hntrssthmpsn
Feb 8, 2012 @ 10:01 pm | delete
- I've heard rumors indicating that, before my time, there was some way to "favorite" other lensmasters. Reading one of your lenses always makes me wish that were still a feature. Guess I'll have to stalk -- er, FOLLOW! -- you on Pinterest, instead. Thanks, as always, for a great read. "Cut the elephant into bite-sized pieces," indeed.
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GayleMcLaughlin Feb 8, 2012 @ 4:21 pm | delete
- This was such a fun article! I will have to re-read it several times! I got 100 pts for taking 800 polls! Thanks
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jimmyworldstar
Feb 7, 2012 @ 2:49 pm | delete
- Your lens is all over the place, I guess that horseshoe did some damage! I'll have to try your BBQ sauce recipe.
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cffutah
Feb 6, 2012 @ 8:34 pm | delete
- enjoyed visiting this article and enjoyed the polls and quiz's for your readers too.
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susan300
Feb 6, 2012 @ 4:32 pm | delete
- Nice variety! :)
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burntchestnut
Feb 6, 2012 @ 9:34 am | delete
- I liked seeing examples of some squidoo modules and especially liked the links to pages of advice on squidoo. Thanks!
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