I wish...
Did you ever wish something existed but it didn't? Of course! I got this idea from MrLewisSmile's lens.
I will now list some things that I wish existed.
Table of Contents
1. Book2Brain Learning Machine
Learn while you sleep!
With the fantastic Book2Brain machine, you can learn while you sleep! Just slide a book into the handy-dandy book slot, press "learn" and all the information in the book will silently and quickly be transferred to your brain! You can also plug the machine into a USB port for downloading information from the internet or a document. There's also an "unlearn" button to erase things you'd rather not know. Fantastic!
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2. The Ultimate Computer
Everything you've ever wanted in personal computing
With one yottabyte of space on your hard drive (not to mention several zettabytes of RAM) and a high-speed 100-exabyte-per-second internet connection, you can download a few copies of the internet in less than a minute, find your entire family tree in a few clicks, and never have to delete an e-mail again (it's even better than Gmail)! Did I mention the fact that this powerful computer is less than one centimeter in diameter? Talk about portability! But you won't lose it, because this computer can teleport itself back to you if it gets lost. You can use it while in a boring meeting by wearing the special glasses that come free with your computer! Simply slip on the glasses and you can use your computer simply by thinking about what you want to do! They look just like normal glasses, too! All this for only $10.00, sometime in the near future... of my overactive imagination.
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3. The Tastifier
Eat your veggies!
With the Tastifier, you just put in the food, press the button for the flavor you want, and in 10 seconds the food (or rock, or whatever you eat) has a new flavor! This is very handy when you have picky children. Simply turn their vegetables into ice cream- that looks like a vegetable. You can also change the flavor of medicine. Now you won't dread having to ingest that awful-tasting stuff! Get your Tastifier today!
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4. The Song Machine
You'll never buy a CD again!
To use the Song Machine, just turn it on, put on the special headphones, and press "SING!". Special sensors in the headphones read your brainwaves and determines the best musical style and genre for your mood. It instantly synthesizes the perfect music and lyrics for you. Then it plays it all together in with an extremely realistic computer-synthesized voice singing the lyrics. If you like the song, you can save it and upload it to your computer or MP3 player. If you don't like it, press "Delete" and the song will go away! You can use the Song Machine to make an unlimited amount of songs.
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5. Garbage Converter
Mmm... trash!
What to do with all that icky garbage? Instead of paying someone to take it to the dump or the recycling center, why not just put it in your garbage converter? Insert any trash, select whatever you want it to be converted into, and press Enter! You can turn your trash into anything from muffins to an iPod! Well, we can work with Apple on the iPod thing, but you can turn your trash into a chair instead if you'd like!
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What do you think?
Tell me your ideas!
Do you think I'm crazy or do you have an idea for something that I should wish existed? Tell me about it!
MrLewisSmile wrote...
Woohoo!
GREAT list!
Better than my ideas. Who would want waterproof socks, anyway?! I want a book2brain most.
Lewis
Posted April 17, 2008
Susan52 wrote...
I like your ideas so far. You have a better imagination than I have, so I'll come back to see what else you've added because I have a feeling you'll think of something else. Probably in the middle of a sound sleep, so keep Squidoo at the ready on your computer at all times, just in case. (Huh. There may be an invention in that thought, somewhere.)
Posted April 14, 2008
