Short Attention Span Theatre for the Cultured Audience
When author and artist Jack Spiegelman tossed around the idea of posting videos on his popular website bflowriter.com, a cousin warned him that the average maximum attention span of a typical web page viewer was just two-and-a-half minutes. With that in mind, Jack launched "The World According to Jack," a series of short videos designed to entertain his audience in two-and-a-half-minute increments. In the series debut, Jack provides instruction on the proper pronunciation of bflowriter.com—It's Buffalo Writer dot com, not Beefalo Writer dot com, or Beeflow Writer dot com. Subsequent videos will feature readings from some of Jack's essays, many of which are posted on his website. Jack's "interview" with Charlie Rose is also included (never mind that Mr. Rose was unavailable). Not a problem. Jack does a great job interviewing himself. Welcome to Jack's world.
Self-Portrait by Jack Spiegelman
The World According to Jack
It's Buffalo, not Beeflow
Average Attention Span is 2.5 Minutes
'Charlie Rose' Interview
Charlie - Part 1
Charlie - Part 2
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From Shooting Pigeons (and other satisfactions)
I grew up in Buffalo. Buffalo was a good town for a writer.
There are three things in life: food, music and sex.
Buffalo is on the Canadian border. During prohibition there was a tremendous amount of activity in the form of the smuggling of bootleg whiskey across the border. The bootlegging was largely a Mafia controlled enterprise. The result was the establishment of Buffalo as a lively hub of Mafia activity.
The boss was Steve Magadino. Magadino was the classic Don—right out of The Godfather. He liked to get duded up for a holiday stroll and tip his hat to the wives and pinch the kiddies on the cheek while muttering some affectionate diminuitive in Sicilian and then go back to the house for a meet with the boys to decide if someone should be strangled to death with piano wire.
He spoke a little fractured English. My mother sat next to him once at a wedding. They had a long chat. Then she turned to my father and said: what is he talking about?
Magadino lived in Lewiston, a quaint little burg outside Niagara Falls. For a fart hick town with 9,000 people of mostly Polish descent there were an amazing number of Italian restaurants. Magadinos main guy was Joe DeCarlo. Joe DeCarlos nickname was The Wolf. Most people were unaware that Adolf Hitler was also known among intimates as The Wolf.
I had heard many stories about Joe DeCarlo. My father worked for Joe DeCarlo. Also my uncle. My uncle once spent 3 years in California because he had stolen some money from The Wolf and got caught and was given the choice of leaving town or dying.
My point is this: Where there is bootleg whiskey you have the Mafia and where you have the Mafia you have nightclubs and some good Italian restaurants.
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Take Charles Bukowski and combine with Henry Miller and throw in a pinch of Vonnegut and this will give you some idea of what to expect here. A brilliant, hilarious, vastly enjoyable writer. -- Mike Morgulis, Chicago Review of Books, September 1999
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- JaguarJulie JaguarJulie Nov 15, 2009 @ 3:40 pm
- OK, you got me with one of those video titles -- you know the one about the attention span that is average of 2.5 minutes. I think I know some MEN who have shorter than that.
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- gmarlett gmarlett Feb 18, 2009 @ 10:23 pm
- Awesome work Jack! Geez, I thought Andy Rooney was dead? Go figure, I never watch network TV anymore. 5 stars and welcome to the Parody and Satire Group. I look forward to more.
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