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Excuse Me. That Should Be "Captain Jack Sparrow"
He's a pirate. He's, well, a drunk. He has a questionable sense of morality.
Yet, he graces the walls of teenage girls, the nightly fantasies of a number of grown women and takes up residence in The Happiest Place on Earth.
I see nothing wrong with it. Do you?
Jack Sparrow Quotes
- "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
- "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
- "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."
- "Now... bring me that horizon."
- "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- "Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."
- "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
- "You're not a eunuch are you?"
- "You need to find yourself a girl mate."
- "Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
- "But, why is the rum gone?"
Jack Sparrow 101
- Lover of rum. Serious lover of rum.
- Was marooned on a "godforsaken spit of land" by Hector Barbossa.
- Made a pact with Davy Jones in order for Jones to raise The Pearl from the depths.
- Has called many a man and pirate his enemy including, but definitely not limited to, Hector Barbossa, Davy Jones, James Norrington and Cutler Beckett.
- Once impersonated a member of the clergy.
- Along with eight other infamous pirates, including Elizabeth Swann, Jack Sparrow is a pirate lord.
- His father's name is Teague Sparrow who was portrayed by Keith Richards in the third film.
- Has defeated death at least twice. Once while under the Curse of the Aztec Gold and the second after becoming Kraken lunch.
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Watch Jack Sparrow in Action
Other Actors Considered for the Part of Jack Sparrow
- Jim Carrey
- Michael Keaton
- Christopher Walken
Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Tutorial at Walt Disney World
Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Tutorial - WDW Magic Kingdom
http://www.waltdisneyworldhacks.com Here it is. The ever popular Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Tutorial. Filmed just beside the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction in the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World, Florida. I edited a little as some parts the kids hands, doing all their waving and such, kept knocking me about. However, this is most of it. Patience with the loading time is key as the entire video is a little over 15 minutes. Enjoy!
Runtime: 15:54
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