Excuse Me. That Should Be "Captain Jack Sparrow"
He's a pirate. He's, well, a drunk. He has a questionable sense of morality.
Yet, he graces the walls of teenage girls, the nightly fantasies of a number of grown women and takes up residence in The Happiest Place on Earth.
I see nothing wrong with it. Do you?
Jack Sparrow Quotes
- "A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!"
- "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman."
- "I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."
- "Now... bring me that horizon."
- "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
- "Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term."
- "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
- "You're not a eunuch are you?"
- "You need to find yourself a girl mate."
- "Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out."
- "But, why is the rum gone?"
Jack Sparrow 101
- Lover of rum. Serious lover of rum.
- Was marooned on a "godforsaken spit of land" by Hector Barbossa.
- Made a pact with Davy Jones in order for Jones to raise The Pearl from the depths.
- Has called many a man and pirate his enemy including, but definitely not limited to, Hector Barbossa, Davy Jones, James Norrington and Cutler Beckett.
- Once impersonated a member of the clergy.
- Along with eight other infamous pirates, including Elizabeth Swann, Jack Sparrow is a pirate lord.
- His father's name is Teague Sparrow who was portrayed by Keith Richards in the third film.
- Has defeated death at least twice. Once while under the Curse of the Aztec Gold and the second after becoming Kraken lunch.
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Watch Jack Sparrow in Action
Other Actors Considered for the Part of Jack Sparrow
- Jim Carrey
- Michael Keaton
- Christopher Walken
Jack Sparrow on Flickr
Captain Jack Sparrow's Pirate Tutorial at Walt Disney World
More Piratey Goodness on Squidoo
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TeamSTM
Oct 27, 2010 @ 8:50 am | delete
- I can't Wait for the 4th installment of "Pirates", Jack Sparrow is just too Cool for only 3 Movies! Awesome Lens!!
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SparrowSpotter
Mar 30, 2010 @ 2:22 am | delete
- Jack sparrow is soooo awesome!! Thank god he was portrayed by another awesome guy- Johnny Depp. Very useful lens!:)
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doom3tc
Jun 17, 2009 @ 1:01 pm | delete
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Janet21
Jun 6, 2009 @ 6:24 pm | delete
- Great lens! Lensrolled to my new Pirate Scrapbooking lens. :)
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J-Stanley
Nov 4, 2008 @ 2:09 pm | delete
- Nice work. everyone loves Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp). Nice lens - If you get a chance check out my latest Christmas movie lens.
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Winter52 Jul 3, 2008 @ 7:57 pm | delete
- My husband keeps telling me that this isn't what real pirates look like lol... but I have my fantasies. Just had to check out your lens when I saw the name. 5 stars for providing me with a few minutes to dream.
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