James Tillich
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My Names is James Tillich and I do not exist. My lack of existence puts me in a unique position to create nothingness from a diverse and varied selection of things that are unseen, unknown, and invisible.
Who is James Tillich you might very well ask and there is only one answer. He does not exist. If you would like to read further on his non-existence, check out his blog. James Tillich
Here is his story told to his best friend and life-long confidante, Paul Ewing. "James Tillich was born in a college philosophy class in December of 2006. A student suggested the name "James Tillich" as an incorrect option on part of a hypothetical test question. Upon hearing the name "James Tillich" the instructor burst out laughing and said, "There never has been a James Tillich." He immediately went over to the computer and Googled an exact word search for "James Tillich". Both instructor and class were amazed when "No results found" popped up. Later that night one student searched both English and German databases. Results? Zip. Nada. Nechevo. Nothing. There was no trace of such a person ever having existed. The instructor decided, "Well if he never existed, then I'll create him."
At Webshots.com he created the James Tillich album and Tillich began to pop into existence in future Google searches. The best way to find James Tillich online is to do an exact word image search for "James Tillich". OR YOU CAN SIMPLY GO TO THE ORIGINAL JAMES TILLICH HOME PAGE: http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/556440637FINtBb
The project has grown as other individuals besides the college teacher have joined in the creation of this virtual personality. Just a few days ago, a student from another class ("Technology and Human Values") created this Myspace.com page for James Tillich. My students, ya gotta love 'em!" Celebrate his non-existence, spread the word of lack of beingness, shout out with joy the spirit of nothingness as you celebrate the greatest non-existing human being on this planet.
Here is his story told to his best friend and life-long confidante, Paul Ewing. "James Tillich was born in a college philosophy class in December of 2006. A student suggested the name "James Tillich" as an incorrect option on part of a hypothetical test question. Upon hearing the name "James Tillich" the instructor burst out laughing and said, "There never has been a James Tillich." He immediately went over to the computer and Googled an exact word search for "James Tillich". Both instructor and class were amazed when "No results found" popped up. Later that night one student searched both English and German databases. Results? Zip. Nada. Nechevo. Nothing. There was no trace of such a person ever having existed. The instructor decided, "Well if he never existed, then I'll create him."
At Webshots.com he created the James Tillich album and Tillich began to pop into existence in future Google searches. The best way to find James Tillich online is to do an exact word image search for "James Tillich". OR YOU CAN SIMPLY GO TO THE ORIGINAL JAMES TILLICH HOME PAGE: http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/556440637FINtBb
The project has grown as other individuals besides the college teacher have joined in the creation of this virtual personality. Just a few days ago, a student from another class ("Technology and Human Values") created this Myspace.com page for James Tillich. My students, ya gotta love 'em!" Celebrate his non-existence, spread the word of lack of beingness, shout out with joy the spirit of nothingness as you celebrate the greatest non-existing human being on this planet.
James Tillich's Blog
Explore non-existence and the meaning of nothingness.
What does it mean to be James Tillich?
I ponder the non-existence of my being as one ponders a navel that has suddenly switched from front to back. It is still the same navel, but is it really? If something moves and no longer exists in the place it was known to exist previously, does it really exist?
I ponder the non-existence of my being as one ponders a navel that has suddenly switched from front to back. It is still the same navel, but is it really? If something moves and no longer exists in the place it was known to exist previously, does it really exist?
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James Tillich Swag
What's the point of non-existence without a t-shirt to define it?
Spread the word of your own and James Tillich's non-existence with this deep philosophical truth: "My name is James Tillich and I don't exist."
My official title in the James Tillich Admiration Society is "Head of the Disembodied." I serve the remnants left of those who don't exist. I pick up the pieces of the never were. I made this decorative text design that says "Head of the Disembodied to celebrate our non-existence. Feel free to buy it for yourself as the disembodied belong to everyone and no one.
Are you an officer in the James Tillich Admiration Society? Let others know of your non-existence with a vaguely shaped head in gray, black and white and red fiery letters saying "James Tillich Admiration Society." Underneath is room for you to backspace over the existing text and insert your title. Or if you prefer to remain anonymous, you can type in "anonymous" or leave it blank. The choice is yours...and ultimately James Tillich's. But he is too busy not existing to care.
Atheist Friends of James Tillich
James Tillich, the Easter Bunny, Barney, and Santa all love you.
The friends of James Tillich are used to his non-existence and that makes them aware of other non-existent ideas and things such as the war on Xmas. It was invented by right wingut crazies to make their supporters take on fights that use up the energy better spent on more useful things like rovolting against right wingnut crazies making them take on fights that use up their energy better spent on more useful things. And of course, you can't fight without proper gear so here's your fighting shirts, buttons, cards, and posters to properly take on the war on xmas crazies.
A fruitcake in flames sends a clear message that you will fight to "support the war on xmas or the fruitcakes win."
Are you tired of the the religidiots whining about some mythical war on Christmas? Give them something to cry about with a smiley face wearing a santa hat and the words "Help support the war on Christmas, or the terrorists win."
The cult of Christianity worships a dead body and claims it will rise again. Have some fun with them with this design of a zombie wrapped in his version of the shroud and the words "Jesus has risen." It will make their heads explode.
A fruitcake in flames sends a clear message that you will fight to "support the war on xmas or the fruitcakes win."
Are you tired of the the religidiots whining about some mythical war on Christmas? Give them something to cry about with a smiley face wearing a santa hat and the words "Help support the war on Christmas, or the terrorists win."
The cult of Christianity worships a dead body and claims it will rise again. Have some fun with them with this design of a zombie wrapped in his version of the shroud and the words "Jesus has risen." It will make their heads explode.
Stampeding the Sheep
Have some fun with those who seek truth in non-existence.
It's a scary world out there when you're unable to think for yourself. Do your part to stir up the sheep with funny, non-sensical swag that will gain you a whole lot of followers, simply because there's no sense in nonsense.
He's weird, he's got bats flying around his head, and he's playing the accordian. He's "Satan's Instrument" or is the accordian the instrument in question.
Smiley face with silly knit hat says "Lone nut seeks followers." Have some fun with people with this colorful and cheerful
design and silly words.
He's weird, he's got bats flying around his head, and he's playing the accordian. He's "Satan's Instrument" or is the accordian the instrument in question.
Smiley face with silly knit hat says "Lone nut seeks followers." Have some fun with people with this colorful and cheerful
design and silly words.
The Zombies Want You.
You know they're out there.
Dead. Check. Rises from the dead. Check. It's Zombies! Or Jesus, depending on type of drugs (bullshit) injested.
Zombie and other Undead Swag
Use for Halloween, theme parties, or kinky bedroom games.
It may not be a MILF, but it IS a ZILF, a zombie you'd like to *cough cough*, as your treat this Halloween. Wear it as a costume to Halloween parties and see if you can lure in a nice dead one for the night. Also makes great party decorations and trick or treat bags.
This Count Dracula doesn't want your neck, he wants your bong. Let him suck away as he entertains everyone at the Halloween party. Also makes a great shirt any day of the year when you want to make new weird and interesting friends.
If an evening spent with you leaves the other person looking like a gnawed chicken wing then here's something to scare the pants off them: in red letters with some bites taken out: "I leave bite marks."
Messages from the grave
The undead enjoy chatting with the still living.
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Even the non-existing need friends
Tired of talking to the voices in your head and getting no response? Throw your support to these friends of James Tillich. They'll talk all night if you want and they'll whisper all kinds of sweet nothings to you. That alone is worth your support.
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- About me:
James Tillich was born in a college philosophy class in December of 2006. A student suggested the name "James Tillich" as an incorrect option on part of a hypothetical test question. Upon hearing the name "James Tillich" the instructor burst out laughing and said, "There never has been a James Tillich." He immediately went over to the computer and Googled an exact word search for "James Tillich". Both instructor and class were amazed when "No results found" popped up. Later that night one student searched both English and German databases. Results? Zip. Nada. Nechevo. Nothing. There was no trace of such a person ever having existed. The instructor decided, "Well if he never existed, then I'll create him." At Webshots.com he created the James Tillich album and Tillich began to pop into existence in future Google searches. The best way to find James Tillich online is to do an exact word image search for "James Tillich". OR YOU CAN SIMPLY GO TO THE ORIGINAL JAMES TILLICH HOME PAGE: http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/556440637FINtBb The project has grown as other individuals besides the college teacher have joined in the creation of this virtual personality. Just a few days ago, a student from another class ("Technology and Human Values") created this Myspace.com page for James Tillich. My students, ya gotta love 'em!
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