Who is Jeffryv

Here is a list of most of my lenses

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require so much cooking

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did

LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.