Introducing Joan Collins
Joan Henrietta Collins OBE (born 23 May, 1933)Joan Collins Biography - FilmReference.com. Retrieved on December 1, 2008. is an English actress, author, and columnist.
Joan Reads
Joan In Quotes
'The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it.'
'Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much.'
'If life throws you a lemon - make lemonade.'
'I think it has something to do with being British. We don't take ourselves as seriously as some other countries do. I think a lot of people take themselves far too seriously; I find that a very tedious attitude.'
'I don't buy into you're on the slag heap when you're 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or whatever.'
'But I have had to give up certain things in my life. One is shopping. Two is lunch with the girls. Three is cocktail parties, and four is studying my lines.'
'And we have not found any generational gap at all. If he wants to go a football game, he goes. If I want to go to a fashion show, I go. We don't have to do everything together. But we like doing most things together.'
'Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.'
Filmograhy (Actress)
The Clandestine Marriage (1999)
In the Bleak Midwinter (1995)
Decadence (1993)
Nutcracker (1982)
Game for Vultures (1979)
Sunburn (1979)
The Bitch (1979)
The Stud (1978)
The Big Sleep (1978)
Empire of the Ants (1977)
Alfie Darling (1975)
The Bawdy Adventures of Tom Jones (1975)
I Don't Want to Be Born (1975)
Football Crazy (1974)
Witness Madness (1973)
Dark Places (1973)
Fear in the Night (1972)
Quest for Love (1971)
Revenge (1971)
Up in the Cellar (1970)
The Executioner (1970)
Subterfuge (1969)
If This is Tuesday, This Must be Belguim (1969)
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
Besieged (1969)
Warning Shot (1966)
Hard Time for Princes (1965)
The Road To Hong Kong (1962)
Esther and the King (1960)
The Bravados (1958)
Rally 'round the Flag, Boys! (1958)
The Wayward Bus (1957)
Seawife (1957)
Island in the Sun (1957)
Land of the Pharaohs (1955)
Our Girl Friday (1954)
The Good Die Young (1954)
Cosh Boy (1953)
Lady Godiva Rides Again (1951)
Dynasty
Possibly Joan's most famous acting role of all was the part of Alexis in the American TV series Dynasty.
Dynasty is an American prime time television soap opera that aired on ABC from January 12, 1981 to May 11, 1989. It was created by Richard and Esther Shapiro and produced by Aaron Spelling, and revolved around the Carringtons, a wealthy oil family living in Denver, Colorado. Starring John Forsythe and Linda Evans as oil magnate Blake Carrington and his new wife Krystle, Dynasty was ABC's derivation of the hit CBS prime time serial Dallas.
Though at first coming nowhere near the ratings of Dallas, the second season arrival of Joan Collins as Blake's scheming first wife Alexis heralded Dynasty rise into the Top 20,1981-1982 Ratings - ClassicTVhits.com and in 1985 the series hit #1.1984-1985 Ratings - ClassicTVhits.com Dynasty spawned a successful line of fashion and luxury products and even a spin-off series, but by 1987 had dropped to #24. After nine seasons, Dynasty was canceled in 1989.
The Stud
The Stud is a 1978 film starring Joan Collins and Oliver Tobias. It was based on the novel by Jackie Collins.
Filmography (Producer)
Red Peppers (1991)
Sins (1986)
Monte Carlo (1986)
Footballers Wives
Joan's most recent UK TV acting role was in the sadly axed series Footballers Wives.
'''Footballers Wives''''' is a British television drama surrounding the fictional Premier League Association football club Earls Park F.C., its players, and their wives. It aired on the ITV network from 8 January 2002 to 15 July 2006. The show began with a multi-lateral focus on a variety of different types of relationships explored, however, from the third series onward the primary focus was on complex love triangle between Tanya Turner (Zöe Lucker), Amber Gates (Laila Rouass) and Conrad Gates (Ben Price).
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Footballers Wives
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Page of clips, links and other odds and ends related to the sadly missed ITV1 and BBC America series Footballers Wives.
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Joan's Way
Star Quality
Prime Time
Second Act
Too Damn Famous
Past Imperfect
Love Desire and Hate
My Secrets
My Friends Secrets
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