Teenage Humor
She is opinionated, pretty, sassy, untidy, precocious and always right (at least SHE thinks she's always right...).
Here are some jokes she finds hilarious.
A Poem
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you!
HOWEVER
The roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head!
Teenage Humor on Amazon
Deep Thoughts
I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.Then it hit me.
See, Teachers Ain't So Clever
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
How to Tell Great Jokes
How To Tell Great Jokes will teach you all the essentials of joke telling, so that you can be more funny and better liked and respected. The book takes you on a tour of all the key elements of joke telling - timing and delivery, appropriate jokes, impersonations, joke writing and more.If you want to tell great jokes socially, at a wedding, the office party or want to try being a stand-up comic then check out How To Tell Great Jokes.
It Ain't What You Do....
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people."Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Philosophy
Special
Just like everyone else.
Do You Have the Right Friends?
Teenager Stuff on Cafe Press
New Inventions by Blondes
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat
Blonde Joke Books
Some Things to Ponder
Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Dumb Driver
He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
Funny Driving Books
Homer Simpson Quotes
Jokes on Hubpages
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- Looking for a good ice breaker for your church fund raising potluck? Does your son need to bring a funny joke to his next scout meeting? Tired of hearing the same old boring tales that aren't really funny?
Comments and Contributions
italianheart92 wrote...
Wowwww this lens is hilarious! I was laughing- hard- the entire time. Awesome job =D
LakeMom wrote...
Great lens! Teens need a great sense of humor! Please consider joining my group:http://www.squidoo.com/groups/mom-dad-humor - Mom (& Dad) Humor. We focus on parenting and children humor!
Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...
I only have teenage boy humor in my house.
Nicely done collection of jokes.
Brenda
CatharinaE wrote...
Love the joke about the safe driver award, very funny indeed! 5*
kingkurt2001 wrote...
I must be a kid at heart because I found the jokes to be hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh.
kingkurt2001 wrote...
I must be a kid at heart because I found the jokes to be hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh.
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