Pregnancy is a beautiful (and hormonal) thing

Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking.

Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.2 points

Be careful with your actions, people will judge you for them

Juno: Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.2 points

Sometimes there's no going back:

That ain't no Etch A Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet.1 point

China is a great place to get ipods..i mean babies..i mean:

You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.1 point

On curfews:

Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.

Juno: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?1 point

Careful with your detergents:

Juno: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.
Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.0 points

In the Beginning.

Juno: It all started with a chair...0 points

27 Dresses (Widescreen Edition)

Katherine Heigl (Knocked up TV's Grey's Anatomy) l more...0 points

Katherine Heigl (Knocked up TV's Grey's Anatomy) lights up the screen in this charming romantic comedy from the screenwriter of The Devil Wears Prada." Heigl stars as Jane a romantic completely selfless woman who has been a bridesmaid in no less than 27 weddings. Unfortunately her own happy ending seems to be nowhere in sight. Until her younger sister Tess captures the heart of Jane's boss -- on whom Jane has a secret crush inspiring Jane to change her "always-a-bridesmaid" destin...0 points

Atonement (Widescreen Edition)

From the award-winning director of Pride and Preju more...0 points

From the award-winning director of Pride and Prejudice comes a stunning critically acclaimed epic story of love. When a young girl catches her sister in a passionate embrace with a childhood friend her jealousy drives her to tell a lie that will irrevocably change the course of all their lives forever. Academy Award® nominee Keira Knightley and James McAvoy lead an all-star cast in the film critics are hailing "the year's best picture" (Thelma Adams US Weekly).System Requirements:Runn...0 points

Charlie Wilson's War (Widescreen)

Academy Award® winners Tom Hanks Julia Roberts an more...0 points

Academy Award® winners Tom Hanks Julia Roberts and Philip Seymour Hoffman star in this compelling and witty film from Oscar®-winning director Mike Nichols and Primetime Emmy®-winning writer Aaron Sorkin (The West Wing). Based on the outrageous true story Charlie Wilson's War shows how one congressman who loved a good time one Houston socialite who loved a good cause and one renegade CIA agent who loved a good fight conspired to bring about the largest covert operation in history.System Requir...0 points

There Will Be Blood (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)

A sprawling epic of family faith power and oil THE more...0 points

A sprawling epic of family faith power and oil THERE WILL BE BLOOD is set on the incendiary frontier of California s turn-of-the-century petroleum boom. The story chronicles the life and times of one Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) who transforms himself from a down-and-out silver miner raising a son on his own into a self-made oil tycoon. When Plainview gets a mysterious tip-off that there s a little town out West where an ocean of oil is oozing out of the ground he heads with his son H.W....0 points

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Master filmmaker Sidney Lumet (The Verdict Dog Day more...0 points

Master filmmaker Sidney Lumet (The Verdict Dog Day Afternoon Serpico) scores big with this absorbing suspense thriller. Oscar®-winner* Philip Seymour Hoffman is Andy an overextended payroll executive who lures his younger brother Hank (Ethan Hawke) into a larcenous scheme: the pair will rob a suburban mom-and-pop jewelry store that appears to be the quintessential easy target. The problem is the store owners are Andy and Hank's real mom and pop and when the seemingly perfect crime goes awry the...0 points