Home » Squidoo Community » Squidoo Lensographies » Giant Squid lensographies

KAB Lensography

Ranked #1,578 in Squidoo Community, #143,950 overall

A Monkey on Crack

Anyone trying to explain who they are will only succeed in describing who they think they are or who they wish they are. Therefore, if you want to know me, look at what I am interested in enough to make a lens about. I do ask that you do not judge me by one lens alone, but by my entire lens catalog.

This lens may or may not answer some all the questions you have about me:

Q: What's the deal with those star-like blobs in your avatar?

A: That's what I see when I close my eyes really tight.

I Have a Job

Unfortunately, that guy in Nigeria who is sending me $23,000,000 hasn't sent the check yet. In the meantime, I work.

I Can Prove Anything

It's my gift. My secret is to bombard you with facts that prove my point, and not mention the rest.

I Am a Product of the Eighties

I Like Music

I don't think anyone really doesn't like music, it is just a matter of what kind. I can't really say what I like, because it is a little of everything. I just know it when I hear it.

My Tweets on Twitter

Feb 3, 2012 @ 7:32 pm

I hate how people on Wheel of Fortune (who buy all 5 vowels) win so much more than people on Jeopardy who actually use their brains.
Feb 3, 2012 @ 3:01 pm

Unique gift for Valentine's day -> Love Tokens: Engraved Coins http://t.co/igQvqPW9
Jan 29, 2012 @ 9:40 pm

I miss Junkyard Wars. I loved that show.
Jan 24, 2012 @ 9:43 pm

I liked the State of the Union a lot more when the parties sat on different sides because I could see their responses better. #sotu
Jan 24, 2012 @ 9:39 pm

Did Boehner not clap for equal pay for women? I need more camera angles. #stateoftheunion #sotu

Follow kab_fabulous

Share this Twitter module
- Stumbleupon
- Facebook
- MySpace
- Twitter
- Digg
- Delicious
- Email

Important!

A Quote

"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts" -- Mark Twain

I like Art

Though I cannot draw a round circle, I do like the art of others.

I Try to Be a Good Person

I'm no saint, I assure you, however I do TRY to be a good person. I try to give back to the world and the people in it.

I Love Movies

Again, who doesn't like a great movie?
Of course I like movies! In fact I love them. A great film can put you in another time and place.

I Like the Weird

If it is normal, it is probably boring. I like things that are a little different.

I Like These Pictures

No special reason. They just make me smile.

funny sign at the bank by i eated a cookie

what's at the end of this rainbow? by hlkljgk

curated content from Flickr

I Love Squidoo

I really love squidoo. I am a giant squid in the 100 club, an angel, a former greeter, and a contributor to the SquidooHQ blog.

kab - Spotted on the Street by Chef Keem

My Squidoo Sash of Badges

Perhaps it is my scouting mentality, but I just can't get enough badges. I have set up a lens to act as my online sash for my badges. Basically it is a virtual trophy room. I have put together all the proud moments I have had at squidoo.

I Like Numbers

Actually, I love numbers - There are just so many of them!

I Read

...BOOKS!

You remember books, right...a bunch of papers, glued into a stack, with words printed on them...

I am Fascinated by History

It happened. It happened for a reason. Learn from it.

Important!

A Quote

"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."

I Like Kids

I don't have any, but I like them. Hang out with a kid sometime, and you will realize that you are the one acting absurd. I'm the fun aunt that gets them souped up on sugary drinks and then sends them home.

I'm a bit of a fashionista

What can I say? I like pretty things.

I Am Pro-Laughter

A good laugh would do YOU some good, too.

And a few other things...

I know you think you "get me", so these are a few other things you'll have to factor into your opinion of me.

What I Don't Like

So, you think you know me now, and know what I like? But, do you know what I don't like?

Excuse me, would you sign my yearbook? I mean Guestbook?

Figure me out yet?

submit

Reply

Sports-Gifts Jul 6, 2011 @ 9:13 pm | delete

Your lenses are always so cool; I'm a huge fan. Loved your lensography.

Reply

Ladymermaid Jul 5, 2011 @ 12:33 pm | delete

I think I'll be having nightmares over the zombie baby ;)

Reply

garrekds Mar 22, 2011 @ 6:41 pm | delete

Interesting set of topics in your lenses. "What is 7?" is my favorite.

Reply

lisakleinweber Aug 3, 2010 @ 5:14 pm | delete

I am your biggest fan. ... but not stalker

Reply

Jun 20, 2010 @ 5:25 pm | delete

Great lensography, kab! I'm inspired... to keep writing lenses and eventually update my own lensography. It is a continual process, isn't it? Thanks for your email about the SquidCalendar and my lens that's on it today. Take care!

Reply

guardianstar77 Apr 7, 2010 @ 7:27 am | delete

Very nicely done, kab! Nice to know more about you and understand better why there is such a diversity in your writing. 5*

Reply

JoyfulPamela Mar 24, 2010 @ 5:35 am | delete

No ~ haven't figured you out yet, but I know I'm going to enjoy reading your lenses! Looks like a great list. :)

Reply

Norma_Budden Jan 30, 2010 @ 11:18 am | delete

Well, I had no choice but to bookmark this lens because I know I will be back. You know what? You'll want to check this out... Angel Blessings.

By the way, thanks for featuring my jigsaw puzzle lens on your calendar for Jan. 29, 2010. I didn't even realize Squid Calendars existed.

Reply

aj2008 Oct 14, 2009 @ 9:28 am | delete

Just been looking for an Angel lens - but could not find it so I guess I will just have to include this lens on my Angel lens ;)

Reply

OhMe Oct 9, 2009 @ 3:22 am | delete

I really enjoyed seeing all your wonderful lenses and hope to visit many more. I did not know about rss squidcast and was glad to get the heads up. Great lensography. Blessed.

Reply

theraggededge Oct 8, 2009 @ 6:34 pm | delete

What a great lensography - off I went to visit the Slutty Bratz but remembered to come back and rate. 5*s

Reply

Ramkitten Aug 21, 2009 @ 11:09 pm | delete

I'm off to look at that one about public collections of gum. You have some really intriguing lens titles with excellent quality to back them up. This is great! (And thanks for adding to my list of lenses that don't sell a thing. Very cool.)

Reply

Mickie_G Aug 15, 2009 @ 11:35 am | delete

I had a lot of fun reading your lenography! Thanks for spending the time to create it.

Reply

Kate-Phizackerley Jul 29, 2009 @ 12:39 pm | delete

I stopped by to admire the 100 Club badge you were extolling on Squidu - but the lens is quote nice too ;)

Reply

chefkeem Jun 18, 2009 @ 7:48 pm | delete

Blessed ya! Thanks for your SquidLog.com contribution. :-)

Reply

dvelpin Mar 25, 2009 @ 6:12 pm | delete

I am new to squidu and lensography - haven't written a lens or anything until now as I am still trying to figure it all out - I had to tell you I love your quirkie, fun relatable content - great minds think alike - loved it

Reply

Rusty-Quill Oct 24, 2008 @ 9:20 am | delete

Very well done, I love the way you've set up your lensography! Now if only I had more time to, oh wait someone already said that how boring, guess I'll stop making excuses and look at a few of your lenses. =)

Reply

Jewelsofawe Sep 16, 2008 @ 12:39 am | delete

Great lensography!

Reply

jasmineann Sep 12, 2008 @ 6:14 am | delete

I like your style! Wonderful lensography :)

Reply

CleanerLife Sep 7, 2008 @ 7:27 pm | delete

I love your work, I wish I had time to visit all your Lenses. I'm sure I'll be back!

Reply

JohannTheDog Sep 2, 2008 @ 4:51 pm | delete

Great lensography! Love how it's organized.

Reply

kiwisoutback Jun 24, 2008 @ 8:16 pm | delete

Nice work! Great collection of lenses. Lensrolled onto our own lensography.

Reply

spirituality Apr 11, 2008 @ 4:25 am | delete

great collection.

Reply

rwoman Mar 23, 2008 @ 9:42 pm | delete

You look like a lensmaster of many talents! I'd be honored if you would consider joining The Renaissance Group.

Reply

Music-Resource Mar 16, 2008 @ 9:19 pm | delete

Kab, It looks like I'm addicted to another lensmaster :) You tend to pick great topics and then you tend to do an excellent job on each pick. Excellent collection of admirable and entertaining lenses. The orange boxes and pics break them up nicely - they are well-placed. I still have quite a few of your lenses left to read. I hope you don't tire of my guestbook entries :) ~Music Resource~
Load More