KAB Lensography

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A Monkey on Crack

Anyone trying to explain who they are will only succeed in describing who they think they are or who they wish they are. Therefore, if you want to know me, look at what I am interested in enough to make a lens about. I do ask that you do not judge me by one lens alone, but by my entire lens catalog.

This lens may or may not answer some all the questions you have about me:

Q: What's the deal with those star-like blobs in your avatar?
A: That's what I see when I close my eyes really tight.

I Have a Job

Unfortunately, that guy in Nigeria who is sending me $23,000,000 hasn't sent the check yet. In the meantime, I work.
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I Can Prove Anything

It's my gift. My secret is to bombard you with facts that prove my point, and not mention the rest.
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I Am a Product of the Eighties

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I Like Music

I don't think anyone really doesn't like music, it is just a matter of what kind. I can't really say what I like, because it is a little of everything. I just know it when I hear it.
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Important!

A Quote

"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts" -- Mark Twain

I like Art

Though I cannot draw a round circle, I do like the art of others.
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I Try to Be a Good Person

I'm no saint, I assure you, however I do TRY to be a good person. I try to give back to the world and the people in it.
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I Love Movies

Again, who doesn't like a great movie?
Of course I like movies! In fact I love them. A great film can put you in another time and place.
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I Like the Weird

If it is normal, it is probably boring. I like things that are a little different.
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I Like These Pictures

No special reason. They just make me smile.

funny sign at the bank by i eated a cookie
Funny Restroom by joeltelling
candy drawer by i eated a cookie
Funny Sign by tenioman
No Illegals, No Burritos by @cdharrison
Protest photo by HandsLive
Brown llama by Tambako the Jaguar
Avdanced Web Design by agjimenez
Jiminy Cricket by AZRainman
what's at the end of this rainbow? by hlkljgk
curated content from Flickr

I Love Squidoo

I really love squidoo. I am a giant squid in the 100 club, an angel, a former greeter, and a contributor to the SquidooHQ blog.
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kab - Spotted on the Street by Chef Keem 

My Squidoo Sash of Badges

Perhaps it is my scouting mentality, but I just can't get enough badges. I have set up a lens to act as my online sash for my badges. Basically it is a virtual trophy room. I have put together all the proud moments I have had at squidoo.
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I Like Numbers

Actually, I love numbers - There are just so many of them!
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I Read

...BOOKS!

You remember books, right...a bunch of papers, glued into a stack, with words printed on them...
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I am Fascinated by History

It happened. It happened for a reason. Learn from it.
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Important!

A Quote

"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."

I Like Kids

I don't have any, but I like them. Hang out with a kid sometime, and you will realize that you are the one acting absurd. I'm the fun aunt that gets them souped up on sugary drinks and then sends them home.
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I'm a bit of a fashionista

What can I say? I like pretty things.
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I Am Pro-Laughter

A good laugh would do YOU some good, too.
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And a few other things...

I know you think you "get me", so these are a few other things you'll have to factor into your opinion of me.
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What I Don't Like

So, you think you know me now, and know what I like? But, do you know what I don't like?
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Excuse me, would you sign my yearbook? I mean Guestbook?

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I live; I write; I disregard warning labels. I'm a jack of all trades - ace of only ten or eleven.   Kab's 10 Newest Lenses more »

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