Kid Sayings and Funny Stories to Make you Smile
There are countless times when I laughed so hard from my little one's "isms" that I nearly fell over. My child sometimes says (quite innocently) some of the greatest and funniest things that I've ever heard.
I also have experienced the warmest and sweetest moments of my life with him.
Of all the stories I can think of about my own little one, this is my favorite:
After getting pulled over by a policeman, my son scolded him as he walked up to the window - "We're TRYING to get to Kansas!" When the policeman walked back to the car to issue my ticket, my son asked me what he was doing. After I informed him he was giving me a ticket, he complained (loudly), "Where's MY ticket?" :)
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Also check out "Top Favorite Kid Moments" and "Kid Stories Addition" for stories - feel free to add to them!
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I allow him to interject questions and comments about pictures, words, the stories.
Very fun and very rewarding!
Green Eggs and Ham (I Can Read It All by Myself Beginner Books)
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Put Your Own Kid Stories Here!
Here's where you add your stories about kids - funny, cute, silly, warm and fuzzy. :)
The more the better, so jump in - multiple comments/stories are welcome.
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GregGiordano
Nice lens. I agree that Kids R Kool. Please check out my lens sharing some adventures with my kids I have written about: http://www.squidoo.com/adventuresinparenting Posted October 03, 2008 |
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tzdelar
Fire & Hoobas. These two words have special meaning in our home...we're not entirely sure what my 3 yr old means by hoobas but it appears to have become a term born out of a combination of the PBS kids show Boobah and the fact that mommy wears a bra. Fire is when daddy lights a match because someone has passed bad gas. Thus mommy wears hoobas and boys wear fire...if you ask my 3 yr old, that is! Be sure to check out my lens for $ saving ideas. Posted February 15, 2008 |
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hmsweaver
Little kids are not afraid to share their honest opinions! I got my hair cut a couple of weeks ago, after months of neglect. I loved my new 'do, but my six-year old said, "It looks... weird, Mom!" Oh well! Posted December 08, 2007 |
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HCD
Hi Tonyab, Posted November 20, 2007 |
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tonyab
OK, here's another one from my little one. Sometimes when I talk to him on the phone, he says, "Hey mama look at this!" (Funny noises in the background... Some giggles... Sounds like he's jumping up and down.) This is a real laugher. :D Posted November 07, 2007 |
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JayShaffstall
My daughter is a bit over two years old, and will say a few words. But what she gets across non-verbally is just amazing. I have a feeling she'll be very expressive when she starts talking! Posted October 07, 2007 |
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K.Samuel-Stevens
My 7 year old son was playing with his four year old sister in her room but it was her bed time so he had to leave her room. He had been sitting in the same position for a long time and was have difficulty getting up. So moaning and growning he exclaims "I feel like I'm 15." Posted September 08, 2007 |
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MyTweenCentral
Hi Tonyab, Posted February 15, 2007 |
