Kid Sayings and Funny Stories to Make you Smile
There are countless times when I laughed so hard from my little one's "isms" that I nearly fell over. My child sometimes says (quite innocently) some of the greatest and funniest things that I've ever heard.
I also have experienced the warmest and sweetest moments of my life with him.
Of all the stories I can think of about my own little one, this is my favorite:
After getting pulled over by a policeman, my son scolded him as he walked up to the window - "We're TRYING to get to Kansas!" When the policeman walked back to the car to issue my ticket, my son asked me what he was doing. After I informed him he was giving me a ticket, he complained (loudly), "Where's MY ticket?" :)
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Also check out "Top Favorite Kid Moments" and "Kid Stories Addition" for stories - feel free to add to them!
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Green Eggs and Ham (I Can Read It All by Myself Beginner Books)
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Put Your Own Kid Stories Here!
Here's where you add your stories about kids - funny, cute, silly, warm and fuzzy. :)
The more the better, so jump in - multiple comments/stories are welcome.
Evelyn_Saenz wrote...
One of my favorite kid moments was about 11pm when I thought my son had been sleeping for hours, he came to me all in a dither, Mommy, we have to go to the library right now. I don't have anything more to read. I knew then that I had done a good job teaching the pleasure of reading.
Your lens brings back all those wonderful memories of when my children were little.
Posted April 29, 2009
tonyab wrote...
Alrighty - I have a new one, and it's classic. We're having cold weather here - so I asked my son to wear a long sleeve shirt (he had put on a t-shirt). He said, "Mom, I can just make my arms really short!" I looked at him - he had his arms tucked into his shirt and his hands flopping out of the sleeves. (lol) Love it. =)
Posted March 29, 2009
Aquavel wrote...
Adorable! Definitely kids say the darnest things and Kids R Cool! 5*s!
Posted March 29, 2009
poutine wrote...
When my girlfriend's grandson saw her coming out of the sauna
he said:" Nanny, you must be 100 years old."
Posted March 23, 2009
tandemonimom wrote...
Great lens, LOL @ the stories! Lensrolled to "Kids Are Cute" twitterstorm, and 5*!
Posted January 24, 2009
Webcodes wrote...
Kids are amazing and wonderful.. when they behave! I really enjoyed your lens, it's amazing how quickly they grow and have a personality of their own. 5* and fav.
Posted October 24, 2008
oneskms wrote...
My 3 have brought me endless moments of 'madness' laughter through to tears we should enjoy kids to the max
Posted October 18, 2008
AMB1 wrote...
Love the ticket story! The other night when I was tucking my son in his twin bed, he complained that his bed is a commercial feed lot, and my king-size is free-range!
Posted October 11, 2008
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