Specializing in Classic TV and Novelty Lyrics
The Three Most Popular Songs of All Time
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Happy Birthday To You
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Lyrics by: Patty Hill and Mildred J. Hill (1893) Based on their song: Good Morning to All Happy Birthday To You Happy Birthday To You Happy Birthday To You Happy Birthday Dear _____ Happy Birthday To You Good Morning to All Good morning to you,...
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Auld Lang Syne
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Written by: Robert Burns (1788) Translates to: Old Long Since, Long Long Ago, Days Gone By Auld Lang Syne (English Translation) Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and old lang syne? Ch...
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For He's a Jolly Good Fellow
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For He's a Jolly Good Fellow American Version: For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow (pause), which nobody can deny Which nobody can deny, which nobody can deny For he's a jolly good fellow (pause...
Classic Television Theme Songs
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The Brady Bunch Theme Song
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Lyrics by: Frank DeVol and Sherwood Schwartz The Brady Bunch (1969-1974) Florence Henderson: Carol Brady Robert Reed: Mike Brady Ann B. Davis: Alice Nelson Barry Williams: Greg Brady Maureen McCormick: Marcia Brady Christopher Knight: Peter Brady Ev...
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The Partridge Family Theme Song
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Artist: The Partridge Family Written by: Wes Farrell and Danny Janssen The Partridge Family (1970-1974) Shirley Jones: Shirley Renfrew Partridge David Cassidy: Keith Douglas Partridge Susan Dey: Laurie Partridge Danny Bonaduce: Danny Partridge Dave...
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The Monkees Theme Song
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Artist: The Monkees Lyrics by: Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart The Monkees (1966-1968) Davy Jones: Davy Micky Dolenz: Micky Peter Tork: Peter Michael Nesmith: Mike The Monkees Theme Song Here we come Walking down the street We get the funniest looks...
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Welcome Back, Kotter Theme Song
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Artist: John Sebastian Lyrics by: John Sebastian Welcome Back, Kotter (1975-1979) Gabe Kaplan: Gabe Kotter Marcia Strassman: Julie Kotter John Sylvester White: Mr. Michael Woodman John Travolta: Vinnie Barbarino Robert Hegyes: Juan Epstein Lawrence...
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Gilligan's Island Theme Song
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Written by: George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz Gilligan's Island (1964-1967) Bob Denver: Gilligan Alan Hale Jr.: Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby Jim Backus: Thurston Howell III Natalie Schafer: Lovey Howell Tina Louise: Ginger Grant Russell Johnson: Profe...
Classic Television Theme Songs
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Casper the Friendly Ghost Theme Song
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Written by: Jerry Livingston and Mack David Casper the Friendly Ghost Casper, the friendly ghost, The friendliest ghost you know. Though grown-ups might Look at him with fright, The children all love him so. He always says hello (Hello), and he's...
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Mister Ed Theme Song
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Written by: Ray Evans and Jay Livingston Mister Ed (1961-1966) Alan Young: Wilbur Post Connie Hines: Carol Post Allan Lane: Mister Ed Larry Keating: Roger Addison Edna Skinner: Kay Addison Leon Ames: Gordon Kirkwood Florence MacMichael: Winnie Kirkw...
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The Flintstones Theme Song
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Music by: Hoyt S. Curtin Lyrics by: William Hanna and Joseph Barbera (Meet) The Flintstones Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone age family From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history Let's ride with the fami...
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Green Acres Theme Song
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Sung by: Eddie Albert & Eva Gabor Written by: Vic Mizzy Green Acres (1965-1971) Eddie Albert: Oliver Wendell Douglas Eva Gabor: Lisa Douglas Tom Lester: Eb Dawson Frank Cady: Sam Drucker Pat Buttram: Eustace Charleton Haney Alvy Moore: Hank Kimball...
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The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song
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Artist: Flatt & Scruggs Written by: by Paul Henning The Beverly Hillbillies (1962-1971) Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses (Granny) Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale Nancy Ku...
Classic Television Theme Songs
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F Troop Theme Song
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Lyrics by: Irving Taylor and William Lava F Troop (1965-1967) Forrest Tucker: Sgt. Morgan O'Rourke Larry Storch: Cpl. Randolph Agarn Ken Berry: Capt. Wilton Parmenter Melody Patterson: Wrangler Jane Angelica Thrift James Hampton: Hannibal Dobbs Fran...
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The Patty Duke Show Theme Song
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Theme Music Composed by: Sidney ("Sid") Ramin (ASCAP) and Robert ("Bob") Wells (ASCAP) The Internet Movie Database: The Patty Duke Show (1963-1966) Patty Duke: Patty Lane William Schallert: Martin Lane Jean Byron: Natalie Lane Paul O'Keefe: Ross Lan...
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The Addams Family Theme Song
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Written and Composed by: Vic Mizzy The Addams Family (1964-1966) Carolyn Jones: Morticia Frump Addams John Astin: Gomez Addams Ted Cassidy: Lurch Jackie Coogan: Uncle Fester Frump Ken Weatherwax: Pugsley Addams Lisa Loring: Wednesday Addams Marie Bl...
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Laverne & Shirley Theme Song
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Written by: Norman Gimbel and Charles Fox Performed by: Cyndi Grecco Laverne & Shirley (1976-1983) Penny Marshall: Laverne DeFazio Cindy Williams: Shirley Feeney David L. Lander: Andrew 'Squiggy' Squiggman Michael McKean: Leonard 'Lenny' Kosnowski E...
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Gidget Theme Song
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Written by: Howard Greenfield Music by: Jack Keller Gidget (1965-1966) Sally Field: Gidget Don Porter: Professor Russell Lawrence Lynette Winter: Larue Pete Duel: John Cooper Betty Conner: Anne Cooper Gidget Theme If you're in doubt about angels...
Classic Television Theme Songs
Also available at: All-Time Favorite Classic Television Theme Songs-
All in the Family Theme Song
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Written by: Charles Stouse and Lee Adams All in the Family (1971-1979) Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker Jean Stapleton: Edith Bunker Rob Reiner: Michael 'Meathead' Stivic Sally Struthers: Gloria Stivic Those Were the Days Boy the way Glenn Miller...
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show Theme Song
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Written and Performed by: Sonny Curtis The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970-1977) Mary Tyler Moore: Mary Richards Gavin MacLeod: Murray Slaughter Edward Asner: Lou Grant Ted Knight: Ted Baxter Valerie Harper: Rhoda Morgenstern Betty White: Sue Ann Nivens...
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Love, American Style Theme Song
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Written by: by Charles Fox and Arnold Margolin Performed by: The Cowsills (Season One) Love American Style (1969-1974) Frequent Players: Stuart Margolin, Barbara Minkus, Michael Callan, William Callaway, Mary Grover, Tracy Reed, E.J. Peaker, Warren...
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Petticoat Junction Theme Song
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Written by: Paul Henning and Curt Massey Petticoat Junction (1963-1970) Edgar Buchanan: Joseph P. 'Uncle Joe' Carson Linda Henning: Betty Jo Bradley Elliott Bea Benaderet: Kate Bradley Lori Saunders: Bobbie Jo Bradley Pat Woodell: Bobbie Jo Bradley...
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Car 54, Where Are You? Theme Song
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Written by: Nat Hiken Car 54, Where Are You? (1961-1963) Joe E. Ross: Officer Gunther Toody Fred Gwynne: Officer Francis Muldoon Al Lewis: Officer Leo Schnauser Charlotte Rae: Sylvia Schnauser Car 54, Where Are You? There's a hold up in the Bronx...
Television Theme Songs
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The Sopranos Theme Song
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Artist: Alabama 3 Woke Up This Morning You woke up this morning Got yourself a gun, Mama always said you'd be The Chosen One. She said: You're one in a million You've got to burn to shine, But you were born under a bad sign, With a blue moon in y...
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Carol Burnett: I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together
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Artist: Carol Burnett Lyrics by: Joe Hamilton Carol's Theme I'm so glad we had this time together, Just to have a laugh, or sing a song. Seems we just get started and before you Know it Comes the time we have to say, "So long". There's a time you...
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SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song
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Artist: Painty The Pirate and Kids SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song Captain: Are you ready kids? Kids: Aye-aye Captain. Captain: I can't hear you... Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!! Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Kids: SpongeBob Squar...
Henry Mancini Songs
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Henry Mancini: Meglio Stasera / It Had Better Be Tonight
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Artist: Fran Jeffries Music by: Henry Mancini Italian Lyrics by: Franco Migliacci English Lyrics by: Johnny Mercer Meglio Stasera (Henry Mancini & Franco Migliacci) Meglio stasera, che domani o mai Domani chi lo sa, quel che sara Non mi dire d'as...
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Henry Mancini: It Had Better Be Tonight / Meglio Stasera
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Artist: Michael Buble Music by: Henry Mancini English Lyrics by: Johnny Mercer Italian Lyrics by: Franco Migliacci It Had Better Be Tonight (Henry Mancini & Johnny Mercer) Meglio stasera, baby, go go go! Or as we natives say, "Fa subito!" If you'r...
Patriotic Songs
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Lee Greenwood: God Bless The USA
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Artist: Lee Greenwood Words and Music by: Lee Greenwood God Bless The USA If tomorrow all the things were gone I'd worked for all my life, And I had to start again with just my children and my wife. I'd thank my lucky stars to be living here today,...
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Bob Hope: Thanks for the Memory
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Artist: Bob Hope Words and Music by: Leo Robin & Ralph Rainger Arranged by: Gordon Jenkins Originally from the film: Big Broadcast of 1938 Thanks for the Memory Thanks for the memory Of candlelight and wine, castles on the Rhine The Parthenon and m...
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Raisin' McCain: GOP Campaign Song by Country Music Star John Rich
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Artist: John Rich Music and Lyrics By: John Rich Raisin' McCain Well we're all just raisin' McCain Everywhere across the USA You can get on the train or get out of the way We're all just raisin' McCain And we're all just raisin' McCain Everywhere...
Novelty Songs
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Tiny Tim: Tiptoe Through the Tulips
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Artist: Tiny Tim Music by: Joe Burke Lyrics by: Al Dubin Tiptoe Through the Tulips Tiptoe to the window, by the window that is where I'll be... Come tiptoe through the tulips with me! Tiptoe from your pillow, to the shadow of a willow tree... And...
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Steve Martin: King Tut
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Artist: Steve Martin Recorded by: Steve Martin and The Toot Uncommons Written by: Steve Martin Album: A Wild and Crazy Guy (1978) King Tut King Tut (King Tut) Now when he was a young man He never thought he'd see (King Tut) People stand in line To s...
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Leonard Nimoy: Highly Illogical
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Artist: Leonard Nimoy Written by: Leonard Nimoy Highly Illogical From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place To study the behavior patterns of the human race And I find them highly illogical Girl meets boy they fall in love She says...
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C.W. McCall: Convoy
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Artist: C.W. McCall (Bill Fries) Written by: Bill Fries & Chip Davis Convoy Uh, Breaker One-Nine, this here's the Rubber Duck You got a copy on me Pig-Pen? C'mon Uh, yeah 10-4 Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure By golly it's clean clear to Flag-Town, C'...
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Frank & Moon Zappa: Valley Girl
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Artist: Frank & Moon Zappa Written by: Frank & Moon Zappa Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Valley Girl She's a Valley Girl Okay, fine Fer sure, fer sure She's a Valley Girl In a clothing store Okay, fine... Fer sure, fer sure She's a Val...
Holiday Novelty Songs
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Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
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Artist: Elmo & Patsy Written by: Randy Brooks Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. She'd...
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Adam Sandler: The Chanukah Song
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Artist: Adam Sandler Words and Music by: Adam Sandler The Chanukah Song Put on your yarmulke It's time for Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights...
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Adam Sandler: The Thanksgiving Song
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Artist: Adam Sandler Words and Music by: Adam Sandler, Ian Maxtone-Graham, and Robert Smigel The Thanksgiving Song Love to eat turkey 'Cause it's good Love to eat turkey Like a good boy should 'Cause it's turkey to eat So good Turkey for me Turke...
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Bobby "Boris" Pickett: Monster Mash
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Artist: Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Cryptkickers Composed by: Bobby "Boris" Pickett and Lenny Capizzi Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly t...
Christmas-Inspired Songs
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Bing Crosby: White Christmas
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Artist: Bing Crosby Music and Lyrics by: Irving Berlin Written for the Film: Holiday Inn (1942) White Christmas I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten and children listen To hear sleigh bells...
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
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Music and Lyrics by: Tommie Connor I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Christmas toys all over the place Little Johnny wears a funny smile on his face Johnny has a secret and the secret he must share He wants to tell somebody so he tells his teddy bear...
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Chuck Berry: Run Rudolph Run
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Artist: Chuck Berry Written by: Johnny Marks and Marvin Brodie Run Rudolph Run Out of all the reindeers You know you're the mastermind Run, run Rudolph Randalph ain't too far behind Run, run Rudolph Santa's got to make it to town Santa make him hur...
Feline-Inspired Songs
Supporting First Coast No More Homeless Pets
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Tom Jones: What's New Pussycat?
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Artist: Tom Jones Music by: Burt Bacharach Lyrics by: Hal David What's New Pussycat? What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah Pussycat, Pussycat I've got flowers And lots of hours To spend with you. So go and powder your cute...
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The Stray Cats: Stray Cat Strut
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Artist: Stray Cats Lyrics by: Brian Setzer Stray Cat Strut Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Oooh, Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent I'm flat broke but I don't care I strut right by with my tail in the air Stray...
More Lyrics Lenses
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Oak Ridge Boys: Elvira
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Artist: Oak Ridge Boys Written by: Dallas Frazier (1966) Elvira Elvira, Elvira My heart's on fire Elvira Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine That girl can sure enough make my little light shine I get a funny feelin' up and down my sp...
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Bing Crosby: True Love
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Artist: Bing Crosby & Grace Kelly Music by: Cole Porter Written for the Film: High Society (1956) True Love Suntanned, windblown Honeymooners at last alone Feeling far above par Oh, how lucky we are While I give to you and you give to me True love...
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Willy Wonka: Pure Imagination
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Artist: Gene Wilder (Willy Wonka) Lyrics & Music by: Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley Written for the Film: Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971) Pure Imagination (Spoken) Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three (Sung) Come with me and y...
More Lyrics Lenses
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Shelley Fabares: Johnny Angel
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Artist: Shelley Fabares Written by: Lyn Duddy and Lee Pockriss Johnny Angel Johnny Angel... Johnny Angel... Johnny Angel... Johnny Angel... You're an angel to me Johnny Angel How I love him He's got something that I can't resist But he doesn't ev...
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Lulu: To Sir With Love
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Artist: Lulu Written by: Don Black and Mark London To Sir With Love Those schoolgirl days, of telling tales and biting nails are gone But in my mind I know they will still live on and on But how do you thank someone, who has taken you from crayons...
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Tracey Ullman: They Don't Know
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Artist: Tracey Ullman Written by: Kirsty MacColl They Don't Know You've been around for such a long time now Oh maybe I could leave you but I don't know how And why should I be lonely every night When I can be with you Oh yes you make it right And...
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Jefferson Airplane: White Rabbit
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Artist: Jefferson Airplane Lyrics by: Grace Slick White Rabbit One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits A...
Favorite TV Theme Songs
TV Land Presents: Favorite Tv Theme Songs
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TV Land brings you 40 of your favorite evening show theme songs. Highlights include 'Happy Days,' 'The Greatest American Hero,' 'Dukes Of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys),' 'Laverne & Shirley,' 'I Dream Of Jeannie,' 'I Love Lucy,' 'Welcome Back, Kotter,' 'The Love Boat,' 'Hawaii Five-O,' 'The Golden Girls,' and many more.
A Directory of Novelty Songs on Squidoo
Wanted: Novelty Song Lyrics Lenses!
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The Best and Funniest Novelty Songs of All Time... Including Song Lyrics
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My goal with this lens is to eventually highlight 50 novelty song lyrics lenses. We're off to a good start, and I've included a wish list below to provide suggestions for willing participants. The format is anything goes, as long as the song lyrics a...
Thanks for Visiting
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- Tipi Tipi Oct 14, 2009 @ 6:13 pm
- What a great idea to make a lensography that is full of wonderful memories for everyone who visits here. I've gotta' hand it to you! ~ Thanks for being such a nice lady!
Angel Blessed!
Susie
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- Laniann Laniann Oct 9, 2009 @ 11:04 am
- Yes, I must agree this is a very impressive list of lyrical lenses. I enjoyed the lyrical lenses that I have gone visited.
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- JoyfulPamela JoyfulPamela Sep 27, 2009 @ 2:41 pm
- What fun songs! Thank you for listing them here to enjoy. :)
Pamela
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- poutine poutine Sep 8, 2009 @ 9:12 am
- I remember lots of those songs.
Great idea to put all of them together.
Poutine
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- ViolinStudent ViolinStudent Aug 29, 2009 @ 8:15 am
- A lot of memories in this lens. And a lot of work to put this together. It's been a long time since I've sung "A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one can talk to a horse, of course..." Now my 13-year old daughter has another reason to be embarrassed! I love it! Thanks very much for this!
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Song Lyrics on Squidoo
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Television Theme Songs
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You can probably sing all of these television theme songs from memory without looking at the lyrics, but just in case you have forgotten a few words, I am including the lyrics to my favorites. Have fun! Sing along! And do let me know in the comment...
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All-Time Favorite Classic Television Theme Songs
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Television theme song lyrics aren't what they used to be. Assembled for your listening pleasure are classic television favorites, from Casper the Friendly Ghost in 1945 to Laverne and Shirley in 1976. Who among us does not have several of these class...
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Lyrics Headquarters Headquarters
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Lyrics Group This Group is only for lenses with lyrics for a song. If you have a lyrical lens, please add it.
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Song Lyrics Headquarters
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Song Lyrics A collection of song lyrics of your favorite bands and musical artists.
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Culinary Favorites From A to Z Lensography
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This series of food lenses is still in progress. I've just completed my latest: K is for Kitty Litter Cake. My goal is to catch up with Sue Grafton, who has written 20 Kinsey Millhone novels in her alphabet series, most recently T is for Trespass. I'...
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Los Angeles, California Notary Public Directory
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Welcome to my notary public lensography. I'm still expanding my mobile notary business and will be gradually adding more lenses to cover the Los Angeles County area. My commission is in California, so I've got several lenses that are geared t...
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Livermore Valley Wine Country: Directory of Wineries
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In 1893, the Livermore Valley was a thriving wine region with more than 4,000 acres of vineyards and 23 wineries. Outside forces nearly devastated the industry. Aphids destroyed more than 1,500 acres of vineyards in the early part of the 1900s, and P...
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Kim Giancaterino Lensography
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Welcome to my Squidoo lensography, a complete collection of my Squidoo lenses. You know you're a Squidoo addict when every time you listen to the news or leaf through a magazine you think... Hmmmm, now that's a great idea for a lens! Every time I com...
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