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Knock Knock jokes have a long and storied history. However, in recent years you just don't seem to hear them as much. Let's do everyone a favor and bring knock knock jokes back to the mainstream! If you like puns and like to play with words you have to like knock knock jokes. Be sure to scroll down to see my very own knock knock jokes and add your own.


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Featured Knock Knock Joke:


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank
Hank who?
Hank of burning love (Elvis song)

The History of Knock-Knock Jokes 

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No-one is really sure where the original knock-knock jokes originated from. They are heavily entrenched in virtually all english speaking cultures.

The best guess is that they are a form of 'call and answer' which used to be used to identify people to castle guards after dark in the middle ages... Cool huh :)

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Richard Pettinger Knock Knock Jokes. These are really funny. 

These are printed freely giving Richard the copyright credit

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me my thweet preenth
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.

Knock, knock!
Who's there
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.

[Amos 'N' Andy was a radio situation comedy having its roots in the 20's that reinforced some racial stereotypes. It also ran as a sitcom on television in the early 50's and was syndicated through 1966.]

Richard Pettinger Knock Knock Jokes

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My Very Own Knock Knock Jokes 

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Knock Knock

Who's There

Bernie

Bernie Who?

Bernie Made off with all your money

(Real Ponzi King Bernie Madoff)


Knock knock

Who's There

Dumb Blonde

Dumb Blonde Who?

Dumb Blonde Guy

(You blonde guys didn't think I would let you off the hook did you?)


Knock Knock

Who's There?

June Bug

June Bug Who?

June Bug You. Knock you down.

(Point of interest. June bugs throw themselves at people like little bowling balls. They aren't big enough to really knock anyone down, but they can slam you.)

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More of my knock knock efforts:

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Hafta

Hafta Who?

Hafta go potty


Knock Knock

Who's There

Frankly Bush

Frankly Bush Who?

Frankly Bush you have been lying to me for the past 8 years.


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Frankly Bush 1

Frankly Bush 1 Who?

Frankly Bush 1 why did you ever sire Bush 2?!


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Ball and Chain

Ball and Chain Who?

Ball and Chainee (Hope you go to prison Cheney)


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Bush

Bush Who?

Bush growth must be trimmed!


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Mor

Mor Who?

Moron inside?


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Greenwich

Greenwich Who?

Greenwich with Salami and Rye


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Sandwich

Sandwich Who?

Sandwich on Isle


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Defeat

Defeat Who?

Defeat are stinky!


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Defeat

Defeat Who?

Defeat are too big!


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Defeat

Defeat Who?

Defeat nail polish applicator!


Knock Knock

Who's There?

Ron

Ron Who?

Ron your mouth all of the time!

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clouda9 wrote...

Oh shucks I am at a lose for all my knock-knock jokes...they used to just fly outta my brain. This is a funny lens!

ReplyPosted January 09, 2009

clouda9 wrote...

Oh shucks I am at a lose for all my knock-knock jokes...they used to just fly outta my brain. This is a funny lens!

ReplyPosted January 09, 2009

clafun08 wrote...

Interesting! I love this lens! 5 star!

Thanks for your nice comments on my lens about traveling in China!

ReplyPosted January 04, 2009

bgamall wrote...

Knock Knock

Who's There?

Amber

Amber who?

Ambervalent as to whether you are going to open the door for me!

ReplyPosted January 03, 2009

bgamall wrote...

in reply to HomeTowne_Market It is wonderful to be a genius among 7 year olds, Jacky! Lol. Thanks for the encouragement!!!

ReplyPosted December 29, 2008

 
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More Knock Knock Joke History 

The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honoured "call and answer" exercise.

It is a roleplay exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit.

The standard format has five lines:

# The punster: Knock, knock! (indicating a door has been struck to gain attention)

# The recipient: Whos there? (an inquiry)

# The punster: a response, sometimes involving a name (to set up the pun)

# The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who?'' (a request for clarification)

# The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response.

Ima Who? 

Knock Knock
Who's There
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna get ya!

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