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Don't Give up on Knock Knock Jokes just yet...
Knock Knock jokes have a long and storied history. However, in recent years you just don't seem to hear them as much. Let's do everyone a favor and bring knock knock jokes back to the mainstream! If you like puns and like to play with words you have to like knock knock jokes. Be sure to scroll down to see my very own knock knock jokes and add your own.
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Featured Knock Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hank
Hank who?
Hank of burning love (Elvis song)
The History of Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock where are you from? Scroll Down for even more History!
The best guess is that they are a form of 'call and answer' which used to be used to identify people to castle guards after dark in the middle ages... Cool huh :)
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Live Knock-Knock Jokes
- Meimei's Knock-Knock Joke
- Meimei: Knock knock.Mom: Who's there?Meimei: Why the chicken chase the road?Mom: I don't know. Why?Meimei, collapsing in laughter: Because he eat WORMS!I think she's getting the idea.
- Buddha « Knock Knock Joke
- This is the bessssst knock-knock joke ever! I seriouslllly lovedddddd it! It took me awhile to get it and then Payton told me what it meant but before that I was clueless. I'm so glad she was with me so she could explain this hilarious, ...
- Eye
- Knock Knock! Who's there? Eye! Eye who? Eye know who you are!
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- Hi all! I know a good knock knock joke... :nod:
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Who's there?
you
You who?
No thanks, I'm not thirsty. But I will take a T-shirt!
Richard Pettinger Knock Knock Jokes. These are really funny.
These are printed freely giving Richard the copyright credit
Who's There?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith me my thweet preenth
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again.
[Amos 'N' Andy was a radio situation comedy having its roots in the 20's that reinforced some racial stereotypes. It also ran as a sitcom on television in the early 50's and was syndicated through 1966.]
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My Very Own Knock Knock Jokes
Copyright. If you use these please give a link:)
Who's There
Bernie
Bernie Who?
Bernie Made off with all your money
(Real Ponzi King Bernie Madoff)
Knock knock
Who's There
Dumb Blonde
Dumb Blonde Who?
Dumb Blonde Guy
(You blonde guys didn't think I would let you off the hook did you?)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
June Bug
June Bug Who?
June Bug You. Knock you down.
(Point of interest. June bugs throw themselves at people like little bowling balls. They aren't big enough to really knock anyone down, but they can slam you.)
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More of my knock knock efforts:
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Hafta
Hafta Who?
Hafta go potty
Knock Knock
Who's There
Frankly Bush
Frankly Bush Who?
Frankly Bush you have been lying to me for the past 8 years.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Frankly Bush 1
Frankly Bush 1 Who?
Frankly Bush 1 why did you ever sire Bush 2?!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ball and Chain
Ball and Chain Who?
Ball and Chainee (Hope you go to prison Cheney)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Bush
Bush Who?
Bush growth must be trimmed!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Mor
Mor Who?
Moron inside?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Greenwich
Greenwich Who?
Greenwich with Salami and Rye
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Sandwich
Sandwich Who?
Sandwich on Isle
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Defeat
Defeat Who?
Defeat are stinky!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Defeat
Defeat Who?
Defeat are too big!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Defeat
Defeat Who?
Defeat nail polish applicator!
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ron
Ron Who?
Ron your mouth all of the time!
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What's your Favorite Knock Knock Joke?
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- Ladymermaid Ladymermaid Dec 6, 2009 @ 2:32 pm
- I just stopped by to wish you, and those who surround you with love, a very merry holiday season. Many blessings in the New Year.
Ladymermaid
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- clouda9 clouda9 Jan 9, 2009 @ 3:26 am
- Oh shucks I am at a lose for all my knock-knock jokes...they used to just fly outta my brain. This is a funny lens!
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- clouda9 clouda9 Jan 9, 2009 @ 3:26 am
- Oh shucks I am at a lose for all my knock-knock jokes...they used to just fly outta my brain. This is a funny lens!
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- clafun08 clafun08 Jan 4, 2009 @ 3:44 am
- Interesting! I love this lens! 5 star!
Thanks for your nice comments on my lens about traveling in China!
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- bgamall bgamall Jan 3, 2009 @ 3:16 pm
- Knock Knock
Who's There?
Amber
Amber who?
Ambervalent as to whether you are going to open the door for me!
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More Knock Knock Joke History
The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honoured "call and answer" exercise.
It is a roleplay exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit.
The standard format has five lines:
# The punster: Knock, knock!
# The recipient: Whos there?
# The punster: a response, sometimes involving a name (mountains)
# The recipient: a repetition of the response followed by who?'' (mountains who)
# The punster: the punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response.(mountains under your bed!)
Ima Who?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Ima
Ima who?
Ima gonna get ya!
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