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Share your best Knock Knock Joke!

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  • agoofyidea Apr 1, 2012 @ 1:11 pm | delete
    Knock knock jokes are so not funny that they are funny.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Interupting cow.
    Interupting...
    Moo.
  • TeagueChubak Jan 23, 2012 @ 1:09 am | delete
    I love knock knock jokes.
  • YolandaLacar Dec 17, 2011 @ 1:23 am | delete
    very funny! I started telling knock knock jokes to my nephews while I was babysitting them and now they are addicted!
  • poddys Nov 28, 2011 @ 4:56 pm | delete
    Some old, some new, some funny, some not so. Lot's of fun to be had with Knock Knock jokes.
  • Harshitha Jul 6, 2011 @ 2:25 pm | delete
    knock knock, who's there? boo. boo who? Don't cry its just a joke!
  • bgamall Jun 29, 2011 @ 2:32 pm | delete
    Thanks Sandy. It is fun, one notch above "Dumb and Dumber". But that is a wide gulf. :)
  • sandyspider Jun 29, 2011 @ 12:22 pm | delete
    See you updated your knock-Knock lens. Funny stuff.
  • Ladymermaid Dec 6, 2009 @ 2:32 pm | delete
    I just stopped by to wish you, and those who surround you with love, a very merry holiday season. Many blessings in the New Year.
    Ladymermaid
  • clouda9 Jan 9, 2009 @ 3:26 am | delete
    Oh shucks I am at a lose for all my knock-knock jokes...they used to just fly outta my brain. This is a funny lens!
  • bgamall Apr 1, 2012 @ 9:05 pm | delete
    Thanks for the comments Clouda. One of my favorite lenses.
  • clouda9 Jan 9, 2009 @ 3:26 am | delete
    Oh shucks I am at a lose for all my knock-knock jokes...they used to just fly outta my brain. This is a funny lens!
  • clafun08 Jan 4, 2009 @ 3:44 am | delete
    Interesting! I love this lens! 5 star!

    Thanks for your nice comments on my lens about traveling in China!
  • bgamall Jan 3, 2009 @ 3:16 pm | delete
    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Amber

    Amber who?

    Ambervalent as to whether you are going to open the door for me!
  • bgamall Dec 29, 2008 @ 8:32 pm | in reply to HomeTowne_Market | delete
    It is wonderful to be a genius among 7 year olds, Jacky! Lol. Thanks for the encouragement!!!
  • HomeTowne_Market Dec 29, 2008 @ 5:35 pm | delete
    My seven year old was cracking up on some of these. Great share!!!!
  • bgamall Dec 26, 2008 @ 6:45 pm | in reply to poddys | delete
    Lol, I wll check out your daily joke lens. Looks like fun. You can use any of mine with a link. I know jokes are pretty much uncopyrightable (new word?) but I need the link, lol.

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Defeat

    Defeat Who?

    Defeat Stink
  • poddys Dec 26, 2008 @ 3:11 pm | delete
    Knock Knock
    Whose There?
    Armor Cook
    Armor Cook Who?
    Cuckoo Cuckoo

    Very funny - I have loads of Knock Knock jokes from when I was younger.
    Lensrolled to my Daily Jokes Lensography.
  • sandyspider Dec 20, 2008 @ 1:09 am | delete
    Fresh out of knock knocks. Nice lens!
  • JustBon-Crochet-Designs Dec 19, 2008 @ 3:10 pm | delete
    #

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Burton!
    Burton who?
    Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush!
  • robbell Dec 19, 2008 @ 7:35 am | delete
    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Lionel
    Lionel Who?
    Lionel get you nowhere in Life!
  • Mayflowerblood Dec 19, 2008 @ 6:13 am | delete
    lol,pretty cool! =]
  • bgamall Dec 14, 2008 @ 2:44 pm | in reply to InspiredWritingResearch | delete
    Thanks inspired writer. I saw your great lens about London walking tours and I am going to add it to my Hampstead Heath lens. And I think you would get a laugh out of my practical joke lens. Just don't let your husband try it at home!! Gary
  • InspiredWritingResearch Dec 14, 2008 @ 11:47 am | delete
    Nice to see some of the 'old chestnuts' listed! Unique idea for a lens,well done. 5 stars.
  • Evelyn_Saenz Dec 3, 2008 @ 12:51 pm | delete
    Children love Knock Knock Jokes. We used to keep a book of Knock Knock Jokes in the car for long drives. It could keep the kids busy for hours.
  • once a princess always a princess Dec 1, 2008 @ 10:46 am | delete
    knock knock jokes are the best it brings out the kids in all of us.
  • CCGAL Nov 17, 2008 @ 9:19 am | delete
    I wish I could embed an mp3, because this is a singing knock-knock I learned off the Captain Kangaroo show some 45 years ago:

    Knock knock, who's there, Myra, Myra who ... [deep breath]

    My rhinoceros is hungry have ya got a bite to eat, that's who!
  • Margo_Arrowsmith Sep 7, 2008 @ 6:47 am | delete
    Bringing out the kid in all of us! I bet some of the jokes would also be the kind where kids and adults can 'get' them, but for different reasons!

    Great idea 5*
  • BusyQueen Aug 14, 2008 @ 8:35 pm | delete
    Knock Knock
  • Joan4 Jul 16, 2008 @ 6:47 pm | delete
    Fun lens idea! My grands at 4 and 6 have just discovered knock-knocks!
  • Barkely Feb 12, 2008 @ 1:31 pm | delete
    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Squid
    Squid Who?
    Squid whoever you want at Squidwho.
  • Oct 31, 2007 @ 6:43 am | delete
    Here's a Knock Knock joke for ya Loyalis:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8at0hTOUxI

    What do you think?

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