Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight? a debate run by JasonE

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Oh yeah!

 

Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?

They've been duking it out in their own separate sets of television commercials (and on grocery store shelves) since 1975, when the frosty, serene-faced Pitcher-Man evolved into the wall-smashing Kool-Aid Man that many of us remember from our own "Kool-Aid moustached" childhoods. If they were ever to meet in person, however, would he or would Punchy, the pugilistic trickster of Hawaiian Punch commercials prove himself to be the indisputable heavyweight champion of the juice-drink aisle? You decide!

What do you think? 

Would Kool-Aid Man or Hawaiian Punch's Punchy Win in a Boxing Match?

Defend your hero's honor! (Be careful: we're playing according to official boxing rules and regulations here, so please don't post any spam links, offensive language or make any surprise punches below the juice box or your comment may not be published. Sorry, but demz da' rules!)

Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?

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Kool-Aid Man would definitely win in a boxing match!

David says:

Jonestown. Game, set, match.

Bayou says:

Kool-Aid Man. Oh Yeah!

CM says:

Kool-Aid Man is made of glass yet breaks through brick walls without a scratch on him -> decision Kool-Aid

fefe says:

Hawaiian Punch looks like a whimp....

victoria_neely says:

Kool-Aid Man could probably beat Punchy just by sitting on him.

bdkz says:

Kool-Aid man kicks butt!

JasonE says:

Kool-Aid Man is a pretty big guy and he has smashed through almost as many cinder block walls as the Incredible Hulk has over the years, so he must be pretty strong. I think he has an edge over Punchy and to me, he's the clear favorite.

Are you kidding? I think Punchy is pretty scrappy!

Eric says:

Punchy has his attorneys at work. Kool-Aid mon ain't even in the game.

anulman says:

All Punchy would need to do is throw a rock at the Kool-Aid Man's "glass house!"

GypsyPirate says:

I think Punchy could take him - he would have speed and agility on his side.

 
 
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Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch T-Shirts 

Choose your side by wearing your favorite juice drink hero's t-shirt!

Kool-Aid Man could take Punchy! 

If you agree, please add links which support this position!

Kool-Aid Man - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cool! It's Kool-Aid Man's bio on Wikipedia!0 points

YouTube - Robot Chicken Kool-aid

Seth Green's action figure collection demonstrates more...0 points

Kool-Aid Man's MySpace page!

(Wherein we learn that his astrological sign is Pi more...0 points

Pictures of Kool-Aid Man on Flickr 

Hey Kool-Aid! Oh yeah!

You know that you want a pair! (Yes you do!)

Reebok Kool-Aid Pro-Legacy Shoes 

Kool-Aid-Toned (and Scented) Basketball Shoes for Women, Men & Children

Cool Kool-Aid Collectibes Currently on eBay 

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"Since when did Kool-Aid Man start wearing pants, take up sports and stop brazenly bulldozing walls?"

Some "Kool" (and Not-So-Cool) Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch Commercials 

Click to vote your favorite ones to the top!

As you can see, both Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials featured a number of additional spokespeople (and spokescharacters) over the years, including (but not limited to): Bugs Bunny, the Monkees, Pete Rose and Donny and Marie Osmond.

The Monkees Kool Aid Commercial with Bugs Bunny 1960s 0 points

1980s "Hot Shot" Kool-Aid Man Commercial (Pete Rose) 0 points

80's Kool-Aid Commercial 0 points

Hawaiian Punch Commercial - Charles Telerant 0 points

Hawaiian Punch with Donny & Marie (Commercial, 1981) 0 points

A Quick, Juicy Poll: 

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Look out, Kool-Aid Man! Punchy's got "skillz"! 

If you agree, please post some links that support this position.

"Hawaiian Punch Physicists Unveil New 500-Megaton Very-Berry Bomb" - The Onion

Hawaiian Punch scientists are ready to start a new more...0 points

"Kool-Aid Man Dies At 56" - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Soda

Past his prime, Kool-Aid Man's enthusiasm proves t more...0 points

"Hawaiian Punch, Fullerton, CA 1962" - Charles Phoenix

Punchy has some rockin' fans, as evidenced by the more...0 points

Hawaiian Punch Pictures on Flickr 

Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Hawaiian Punch Lunchbox 

"Go Hawaiian" during your lunch hour!

Hawaiian Punch Vintage Style Lunchbox

Amazon Price: $18.00 (as of 08/08/2008)

Carry your P,B & J sandwich and the rest of your lunch while having room left to carry a little Hawaiian Punch with you too! This heavy, "old-school" style lunchbox is durable and sure to impress your friends. If it doesn't, maybe a good "Hawaiian Punch" would change their minds.

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Hawaiian Punch's Punchy Bobble Head 

Take Punchy with you wherever you go . . .

Hawaiian Punch Bobble Head

Amazon Price: $9.18 (as of 08/08/2008)

Is there anything that would bring you to a state of complete emotional peace faster than watching a Hawaiian Punch Punchy bobble head swaying on your desk? OK, so perhaps there are billions of things that would, but this is still pretty cool, don't you think?

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Hawaiian Punch Can Shaped Pillow 

Ah, if only the real cans were this big!

Squishy Pillow Hawaiian Punch

Amazon Price: $15.99 (as of 08/08/2008)

You're already daydreaming about drinking a big can of it anyway. (Aren't you?) While you're on the couch studying, Web-surfing, or watching TV, why not rest your head, arm or shoulders on this big Hawaiian Punch can-shaped pillow?

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Hawaiian Punch Collectibles Currently on eBay 

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Are you still thirsty? 

GypsyPirate

Oh my! I love the Punchy lunchbox! (That, and it's fun to say!) Great lens!

Posted March 24, 2008

 

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