Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?
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Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?
They've been duking it out in their own separate sets of television commercials (and on grocery store shelves) since 1975, when the frosty, serene-faced Pitcher-Man evolved into the wall-smashing Kool-Aid Man that many of us remember from our own "Kool-Aid moustached" childhoods. If they were ever to meet in person, however, would he or would Punchy, the pugilistic trickster of Hawaiian Punch commercials prove himself to be the indisputable heavyweight champion of the juice-drink aisle? You decide!
What's in the glass?
(What you will find on this page.)
- What do you think?
- Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch T-Shirts
- Kool-Aid Man could take Punchy!
- Pictures of Kool-Aid Man on Flickr
- Kool-Aid Man Is Still Popular--Even on Twitter!!!
- You know that you want a pair! (Yes you do!)
- Reebok Kool-Aid Pro-Legacy Shoes
- Cool Kool-Aid Collectibes Currently on eBay
- Some "Kool" (and Not-So-Cool) Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch Commercials
- A Quick, Juicy Poll:
- Look out, Kool-Aid Man! Punchy's got "skillz"!
- Hawaiian Punch Pictures on Flickr
- Hawaiian Punch Lunchbox
- Hawaiian Punch's Punchy Bobble Head
- Hawaiian Punch Collectibles Currently on eBay
- Are you still thirsty?
What do you think?
Would Kool-Aid Man or Hawaiian Punch's Punchy Win in a Boxing Match?
Defend your hero's honor! (Be careful: we're playing according to official boxing rules and regulations here, so please don't post any spam links, offensive language or make any surprise punches below the juice box or your comment may not be published. Sorry, but demz da' rules!)
Kool-Aid Man vs. Hawaiian Punch's Punchy: Who would win in a fight?
Fetching blurbs now... please stand byKool-Aid Man would definitely win in a boxing match!
spunkie94 says:
kool-aid man to the finish. well unless u tip him over? idk
Posted October 03, 2009
David says:
Jonestown. Game, set, match.
Posted July 11, 2008
Bayou says:
Kool-Aid Man. Oh Yeah!
Posted June 06, 2008
CM says:
Kool-Aid Man is made of glass yet breaks through brick walls without a scratch on him -> decision Kool-Aid
Posted May 16, 2008
Victoria_Neely says:
Kool-Aid Man could probably beat Punchy just by sitting on him.
Posted April 01, 2008
JasonE says:
Kool-Aid Man is a pretty big guy and he has smashed through almost as many cinder block walls as the Incredible Hulk has over the years, so he must be pretty strong. I think he has an edge over Punchy and to me, he's the clear favorite.
Posted March 19, 2008
Are you kidding? I think Punchy is pretty scrappy!
shavi says:
hawaiin punch rulez!!!!!!!kool-aid taste like plastic
Posted October 20, 2009
BillSaint says:
Kool Aid Man is made of glass. Punchy would break'em in pieces!
Posted August 16, 2009
Eric says:
Punchy has his attorneys at work. Kool-Aid mon ain't even in the game.
Posted July 25, 2008
anulman says:
All Punchy would need to do is throw a rock at the Kool-Aid Man's "glass house!"
Posted April 21, 2008
GypsyPirate says:
I think Punchy could take him - he would have speed and agility on his side.
Posted March 24, 2008
Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch T-Shirts
Choose your side by wearing your favorite juice drink hero's t-shirt!
Kool-Aid Man could take Punchy!
If you agree, please add links which support this position!
Kool-Aid Man - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Cool! It's Kool-Aid Man's bio on Wikipedia!0 points
YouTube - Robot Chicken Kool-aid
Seth Green's action figure collection demonstrates more...0 points
Kool-Aid Man's MySpace page!
(Wherein we learn that his astrological sign is Pi more...0 points
Kool-Aid Man Is Still Popular--Even on Twitter!!!
Here's what people are tweeting about him:
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- ProphetEKA
- @AndrewWK Ha! I just had a flash of you busting through a wall like the Kool-Aid man after that. = )
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- PYTSashaLee
- @punkrocbarbie oooo yeaaaa (kool aid man voice) lol
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- dopekiddxcuhh
- @shayisonthat OH YEAHH ! -Starr, oops . imean kOOL-aid man styLe .
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- johnrust
- I have an idea for this one movie scene involving a single file line of hookers walking to work singing "Hi Ho", and Kool-Aid Man.
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- DarinRMcClure
- @JimiDevine OK NATION GET READY TO ROCK! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDcjJbJOhW4 HEY KOOL AID MAN!
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- deviflux
- Guy in lucha libre mask, sounds like the kool-aid man, spastically 'playing' a flying v...What the...I want some of what Kia's on. Oh yeah!
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- ShakiraMichelle
- @kira321 (kool aid man voice) "OHH YEA"
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- JLaurent812
- Love my Dentist No Wait in and out in 30 Ohhh YEAH (Kool-aid Man)
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- cutoutandkeep
- Cristy Z. posted a new How To: Recycled Can Food Tin Kool Aid Man Pencil Holder http://bit.ly/7XRbct
You know that you want a pair! (Yes you do!)
Reebok Kool-Aid Pro-Legacy Shoes
Kool-Aid-Toned (and Scented) Basketball Shoes for Women, Men & Children
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Reebok PRO LEGACY KOOL AID for Men Shoes
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REEBOK Kool-Aid Pro Legacy Mns Cherry Casual Shoe SZ 12
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Reebok Kool - Aid Pro Legacy (white / strawberry pink)
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"Since when did Kool-Aid Man start wearing pants, take up sports and stop brazenly bulldozing walls?"
Some "Kool" (and Not-So-Cool) Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch Commercials
Click to vote your favorite ones to the top!
As you can see, both Kool-Aid and Hawaiian Punch commercials featured a number of additional spokespeople (and spokescharacters) over the years, including (but not limited to): Bugs Bunny, the Monkees, Pete Rose and Donny and Marie Osmond.
A Quick, Juicy Poll:
Look out, Kool-Aid Man! Punchy's got "skillz"!
If you agree, please post some links that support this position.
"Hawaiian Punch Physicists Unveil New 500-Megaton Very-Berry Bomb" - The Onion
Hawaiian Punch scientists are ready to start a new more...0 points
"Kool-Aid Man Dies At 56" - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Soda
Past his prime, Kool-Aid Man's enthusiasm proves t more...0 points
"Hawaiian Punch, Fullerton, CA 1962" - Charles Phoenix
Punchy has some rockin' fans, as evidenced by the more...0 points
Hawaiian Punch Lunchbox
"Go Hawaiian" during your lunch hour!
Hawaiian Punch Vintage Style Lunchbox
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Carry your P,B & J sandwich and the rest of your lunch while having room left to carry a little Hawaiian Punch with you too! This heavy, "old-school" style lunchbox is durable and sure to impress your friends. If it doesn't, maybe a good "Hawaiian Punch" would change their minds.
Hawaiian Punch's Punchy Bobble Head
Take Punchy with you wherever you go . . .
Hawaiian Punch Bobble Head
Amazon Price: $6.45 (as of 11/21/2009)![]()
Is there anything that would bring you to a state of complete emotional peace faster than watching a Hawaiian Punch Punchy bobble head swaying on your desk? OK, so perhaps there are billions of things that would, but this is still pretty cool, don't you think?
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- GypsyPirate GypsyPirate Mar 24, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
- Oh my! I love the Punchy lunchbox! (That, and it's fun to say!) Great lens!
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