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The Kritard in its Habitat, and All's Right with the World

 

If you are Kritard-challenged, or don't know what a Kritard is...
find out (look in the Ks).

Half-baked lens.. half-baked Kritard.. I'm positive both will get much much better, but for now, enjoy the video and gasp in awe at the inconceivable glory of the shirts, coffee cups and tote bags. Don't forget to spay or neuter your kritard.

Kritard on the Ceiling 

Wear signs of your Kritard with pride, draped over your shoulders or clinging to your chest with its claws, tail flailing in the air. It's only right.

Don't Look Down... Mug

Ever had a cat? Ever been a cat? Ever met a cat? Ever labored under the delusion of owning a cat? Ever known anyone who thinks they have a cat? This shirt explains it all. Show your cattitude!

Mug

Price: 14.99

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Kritards vs Canopeners 

Justify your existence in your Kritard's life. If it had thumbs, you'd be out of a job.

Oh Crud... (canopener) Tote Bag

Just when you think things are going so well.. A CANOPENER!

Price: 16.99

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spoooooky... last week I made up the word Kritard and.. 

.. it's on Google now. I wonder if...

YESSSS!!! Geekenfodder is, too!!

The world is good.

Even Kritards Need to Eat 

It's either the bird or your arm. Nuff said.

Mine... T-shirt

Difficult to see without zooming in, but yes, there is a cat. Right there. See him? He sees you.

Price: 18.99

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Kritard-Poetry in Motion 

Kritard vs Lobster 

We are not going to place odds on who's going to win...

Lunchtime... Mug

For some cats, the mere presence of a lobster would be cause for panic (unless the lobster was in a can marked Tuna). Not our Kritard.

Price: 14.99

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Kritards vs Opinions 

The text says If I Wanted Your Opinion, I'd Claw It Out of You.

Opinion T-shirt

Believe it, he would, too.

Price: 18.99

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Now wasn't that fun? 

From one Kritard lover to another...

hotbrain

I think my community cat is a Kritard! :)

Posted September 19, 2007

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