Larry the Gnome

Larry's Ramblings

Larry talks!

Hello! I'm Larry, not to be confused with that silly Travelocity gnome, that guy is a weirdo! Anyhoo, I love watching the garden, drinking some brews, and getting to visit places, although I do not get to go too many places, kind of the same ones over and over again, but they're fun. I suppose. Well, become my friend on MySpace and what not and buy my stuff. I need to get out of the hell hole that is the garden.

Larry's Ramble 1/19/11

Long time no ramble.

Well, I can't always post something, I'll try a weekly post, but I'm not promising anything. You can check out my tumblr page if you'd like. Go Here

Anyhoo, I had a great Christmas and start to the New Year. I hope you did too, well not really but it's the thought that counts.

Whatevs. Later.

Larry's Ramble 11/11/10

Wait what?

When did this happen???

Wish I could remember how I ended up in a recycle bin with a bunch of Coors beer. Ew.

Larry's Ramble from 11/8/10

You what, today was windy.

It was really cold outside, it reminded me of winter minus all the snow. It kind of sucked.

Who wants to sit outside in the cold all day? Not me, wish I was at the beach.

Larry's Ramble from 11/5/10

50 days until Christmas and that gnome wannabe gets all his glory.

Seriously, that guy ripped off the gnome look. How come he is praised and the gnomes get left in the lawn???

I guess it's ok, as long as someone buys me beer for Christmas. Maybe a case of vodka or two.

Check out my classy black and white photo. I rule.

Larry's Ramble 11/4/10

Long time, know gnome. haha, that was a funny.

Seriously. I've been busy traveling the world...er...getting moved from the porch to the yard and back to the porch. The wifi around here has been restricted, FINALLY someone didn't require a password. About damn time if you ask me, but what do I gnome. (another funny, you know, because I'm a gnome.)

Well, I might have some new adventures to talk about soon, maybe elaborate on the old ones.

Whatevs.

Later.

Larry's Ramble 6/22/08

In the Garden, yo

Larry's Ramble from 2/21/08

A rip in the time space continuum

Whoa! sorry kids for not updating this, but something weird happened while I was finishing Guido's surgery to reattach his legs. A rip in the time space continuum happen, sucked Guido and myself inside and took us on a Fantastic Voyage. Well not really, but it was full of color and zombies. Well no Zombies, but lots of weird colors and dogs. Those dogs bit us. It hurt, a lot. Anyhoo, we're back now, don't know how or what let us come back, but that the good lord, me, that we're back now. I finally can sit back, enjoy some brews, and wait for spring.

Later,

Larry the Gnome.

Larry's Ramble from 10/26/07

What a crazy month

Well not the whole time, but I'm very sorry for all my loyal readers out there. Tragedy has struck my life and I have been too busy to post one of my ramblings.

It all started on a beautiful September day, Guido and myself were basking in the sun, when all of a sudden, Guido had his life turned upside down. When for no reason one of todays youth made a violent/unapologetic act towards him. Crushing Guido's legs, and putting the gnome world I know in a tailspin.

So for the past month, I've been hiding from this youth and sitting by Guido's bedside comforting him while we wait for his legs to be reattached. You see, this can only happen on daylight savings at the precise hour you can the clocks, it's a magical gnome time, but since the "man" changed when this occurs, Guido has been in pain for much longer than originally thought.

All is well, I shall return next week with further news on Guido.

Thanks,
Your Friend,
Larry the Gnome.

The Youth that attacked Guido

Damn kids these days

Here is a photo of the youth that attacked poor defenseless Guido. See him smiling, like he's done nothing wrong.

Larry's Ramble from 9/26/07

Back from Smethport

Awesome trip! I was so wasted, I can't even remember if I was even there...oh yeah, I was there's some pictures, so check them out either on my MySpace page or this Flickr thingy that has photos. Next trip I'll have to get some photos around town, if I'm not too drunk.

Larry's Ramble from 9/18/07

The Pumpkin Harvest

Haha! Stupid Pumpkins, I have defeated them once and for all and have made them into decorations. SUCKERS!!!

Got out just in time time, my trip to Smethport, PA is coming up, and I think I need a bath.

Larry's Ramble from 9/12/07

Thank You

Whoa, seems like I got myself a little Squidoo fan club going here, you will all be spared when I take over the world.

GypsyPirate, I hate pumpkin pie now, used to be a favorite treat, but pumpkins are just plain evil! They take up so much room in the garden, I had no place to roam, I was just stuck in one place this whole summer. It was not fun at all!

Anyhoo, just a week away from my trip, I'll have some new pics in two weeks then. Oh boy I can't wait, lots of beer!!

I'm so awesome.

Larry's Ramble from 9/4/07

A TRIP!!

Sweet, just booked a trip to Smethport, PA for September 20th. I should have gotten out of the pumpkin patch by then, or I'll miss my ride. I didn't use travelocity, that place sucks. I booked it the old fashion way, I'm hiding with the luggage. Suckers.

Smethport is a cool place, I've been there a few times, not an exotic beach location like I want, but it'll do, better than the garden. Maybe Guido will come with me.

Larry's Ramble from 8/31/07

COME ON! I'm not out of here yet, I just want a frickin' cold beer!! Man, I wish I were at the beach again, those were good times.

Larry's Ramble from 8/27/07

Light at the end of the pumpkin patch

HAHA!That dumb plant is finally dying, thank the gnome lord. The pumpkin plant was quite annoying, Guido and myself were seemingly lost for years it seems. Man, I can't wait to get out of there and have a cold beer or 30!
I've added a picture of my triumph.

Larry's Ramble from 8/24/07

Still in the Pumpkin Patch

Larry's Ramble from 8/16/07

Pumpkin Patch