Here you will find the Laws of Life. No matter what you do in life, you will find these Laws to hold true. Some you may have heard before, others you can not deny. If you know of any others, please share them here!
The Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
The Law of the Workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
The Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
The Law of the Telephone
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
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The Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
The Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
The Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
The Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
The Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a mcahine won't work, it will.
The Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
The Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Wear the Laws of Life
The Law of Coffee
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
The Law of Tea
See - The Law of Coffee.
Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
The Law of Rugs and Carpets
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
The Law of Location
No matter where you go, there you are.
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The Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law
If the shoe fits, it is ugly.
Oliver's Law
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
Doctor's Law
If y ou don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor. By the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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- KiminPeru KiminPeru Apr 11, 2009 @ 7:56 am
- Right...again...as usual...
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- dc64 dc64 Oct 15, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
- Loved it. I thought this stuff only happened to me ;) 5 stars
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- **Little Miss Beauty!** **Little Miss Beauty!** Oct 7, 2008 @ 7:56 pm
- all this stuff is so true!
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- endlesslight endlesslight Sep 5, 2008 @ 12:18 am
- Great lens! Funny and so true!
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- 8Redrose 8Redrose Aug 4, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
- Hi,
Very light and entertaining, but so true. Good job. :)
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by WhitneyWells
Ah the Laws of Life, tried and true tidbits that help keep us grounded! (more)
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