Who is Lazarus Long

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He's Heinlein's Methuselah - Lazarus Will Never Die

One of Robert A Heinlein's most lovable characters is undoubtedly Lazarus Long. This man is a rugged individualist and an eccentric non-comformist. He has a unique perspective on the human condition, the character of individual people, and the human race in general. This lens will introduce you to my favorite fictional character, the books he appears in, and items of interest to the fans of Lazarus Long and Robert A. Heinelein.

Lazarus Long at a Glance 

Lazarus Long is a fictional character featured in a number of science fiction novels by Robert A. Heinlein. Born in 1912 in the third generation of a long-life selective breeding experiment run by the Ira Howard Foundation, Lazarus (whose birth name is Woodrow Wilson Smith) turns out to be unusually long-lived, living well over two thousand years with the aid of occasional rejuvenation treatments.

His exact (natural) life span is never determined. In his introduction at the beginning of Methuselahs Children he guesses his age to be 213 years old. Approximately 75 years pass during the course of the novel, which ends with the first form of rejuvenation being developed. However, because large amounts of this time are spent traveling interstellar distances at speeds approaching that of light, the 75-year measurement is an expression of the time elapsed in his absence rather than how much time passed from his perspective. At one point, he estimates his natural life span to be around 250 years, but this figure is not expressed with certainty. Heinlein acknowledged that such a long life span should not be expected as a result of a mere three generations of selective breeding, but offers no alternative explanation except for letting a character declare, "A mutation, of course?which simply says that we don't know".Justin Foote the 45th in the (in-fiction) Introduction in Time Enough for Love

In one scene in Methuselah's Children, Long says that he visited Hugo Pinero, the scientist in Heinleins first published story ("Life-Line"). Pinero possessed a machine that was capable of measuring how long a human would live. When Pinero measures Long, he does not provide an answer; he simply advises Long that the machine is broken. The story does not explicitly state whether Pinero's reading was simply so high as to defy belief, Lazarus' later travels in time made a reading impossible, or the reading indicates that Long will never die, though Lazarus seems to believe the last explanation. He is actually told, at the end of Time Enough for Love, that he cannot die and, even though it is possible the statement was simply made in an effort to comfort him, it can be viewed as a legitimate claim because he and his family had, by that time, mastered time travel, allowing any death to be prevented by intervention.

The promotional copy on the back of Time Enough for Love, the second book featuring the character of Lazarus Long, states that Lazarus was "so in love with time that he became his own ancestor," but this never happens in any of the published books and is almost certainly a misunderstanding on the part of the copywriter (such back copy is rarely written by the author of the work it appears on). In the book, Lazarus does at one point travel back in time and have sex with his mother, but this affair happens after the birth of Lazarus. Heinlein did, however, use a similar plot in the short story "All You Zombies?" in which a character does become his own ancestor.

A rugged individualist with a distrust of authority, Lazarus drifts from colony world to colony world, settling down for a few years or a few decades and leaving when things get too regimented for his taste?often just before the angry mob arrives.

The Lazarus Long set of books involve time travel, parallel dimensions, free love, consensual incest, and a concept that Heinlein named pantheistic solipsism?the theory that universes are created by the act of imagining them, such that somewhere the Land of Oz is real.

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Robert A Heinlein Novels featuring Lazarus Long

The character is first introduced in Methuselah's Children.

Methuselah's Children

Methuselah's Children is a 1941 science fiction novel by Robert A. Heinlein, originally serialised in Astounding Science Fiction (July, August, September 1941). It was expanded into a full-length novel in 1958.

Time Enough for Love

Published 31 years after the first appearance of Lazarus Long in "Methuselah's Children". This 1973 novel dives more deeply into the life of Heinlein's most lovable character. The book focuses on the adventures and musings of Lazarus Long, the oldest living human, who has grown weary and has decided that life is no longer worth living. It takes the form of several novellas tied together in the form of Lazarus's retrospective narrative. There is a reverse Arabian Nights theme to the novel, in that Lazarus will consent not to end his life as long as his companions will listen to his stories.

The Number of the Beast

1980. In this book Heinlein introduced the concept called "pantheistic solipsism" or "world-as-myth" - the theory that universes are created by the act of imagining them, so that somewhere even fictional worlds (Oz is one of the examples Heinlein uses) are real.

The Cat Who Walks Through Walls

1985. A writer seated at the best restaurant on a space habitat ("Golden Rule") is approached by a man who desperately but cryptically urges him that "Tolliver must die" - and is then himself shot before the writer's eyes.

To Sail Beyond The Sunset

1987. The last of the "Lazarus Long" cycle of stories, involving time travel, parallel dimensions, free love, voluntary incest, and a concept that Heinlein named pantheistic solipsism - the theory that universes are created by the act of imagining them. It can easily be considered the capstone to the series, as it ends on a note very suggestive of an epic's finale.

Lazarus Long Collectibles 

Most of these items feature quotes by Lazarus Long from the two interludes in Time Enough For Love. Click on the item to find out more.

"Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it."

"I Love Lazarus Long"

Therbligs Mug

The design features pictograms of the therbligs mentioned in this Lazarus Long quote: "Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime -- and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows."

"The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can be seriously interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man.
But it's lovely work if you can stomach it."

"Specialization is for insects..."

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization os for insects."

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