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Lazy Halloween Costume

copelandc2002 by copelandc2002
Suppose it's close to Halloween and everybody at the office has been pestering you about dressing up and this and that, your friends are all over you about going to that party as a group, or maybe you just don't even really care. Ever wanted to tell them, "Bite Me, here's my lazy halloween costume because guess what, I'm lazy"!

You got better things to do than run around like an idiot trying to find the latest fashion for this or that and lord knows how much all that's gonna cost you. Stick with me and let's take it back some, and just show them what it is to be lazy with our lazy halloween costume. I'm not running all over town to get dressed up and spend a ton of my hard earned cash for one simple night. I might even be thrifty and wear the same thing next year!

Easiest Homemade Lazy Halloween Costume

Make yourself a mummy

Ok, this is a simple how-to for those lazy people that simply have to have something to dress up as and only have a few hours to do it. It's a piece of junk costume but it'll work for now. You know the deal, you just got invited to a halloween costume party TONIGHT and don't have anything to wear. Here's what you do. If you don't have any of this stuff in your house than you are lazier than you would probably want to admit. Ok, here's what you need: toilet paper.

Steps for a simple lazy halloween costume:
1. Get some toilet paper
2. Get dressed (the toilet paper won't hold all night
3. Wrap your entire body in the TP only leaving a space for your eyes.

Guess what, now you are a mummy. That's probably the best lazy halloween costume there is around.

Not for you, oh well, if you are lazy and have a few days before you need it, or if you just really don't care, keep on looking below.

How about something in yellow

Lazy Halloween Costume t-shirts

You could be a banana, a pirate, a sponge, Charlie Brown, the Wal-Mart Smiley....
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Maybe something green or gross

Green Lazy Halloween Costume

Green is for grass, aliens, snot, phlem, frogs,...
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The Funniest Lazy Halloween Costume Ever

Won't she be surprised!

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Go In Black, It is Halloween You Know

Black Lazy Halloween Costume T-Shirts

Show them how much you really care with one of these beauties.
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State Prison Costume Adult T-Shirt

Lazy Halloween Costume: You just got out of jail

State Prison Costume Adult T-Shirt

State Prison Costume Adult T-Shirt

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You've just broken out of the State Pen (or the office). Show them you aren't afraid to go back!

Another way to find a lazy halloween costume

Find it on eBay

Hey, you're lazy not stupid, If you simply must dress up you dang sure don't want to go out of your way for it. Use what's at your fingertips and why you are here in the first place. This is probably the best way to find a halloween costume for those lazy people that simply don't want to go out and face all the hassles you are going to run into shopping around for one at the local stores.
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Just how lazy are you?

Be honest, are you really looking for a lazy halloween costume

  • Tina1094 Jul 8, 2009 @ 10:45 pm | delete
    I like your lens.....FUNNY! Good job with all those ideas~~ the green shirts were my favorite.
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Yep, you guessed it. I'm lazy. So why can't that translate to my lazy halloween costumeas well

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