You got better things to do than run around like an idiot trying to find the latest fashion for this or that and lord knows how much all that's gonna cost you. Stick with me and let's take it back some, and just show them what it is to be lazy with our lazy halloween costume. I'm not running all over town to get dressed up and spend a ton of my hard earned cash for one simple night. I might even be thrifty and wear the same thing next year!
Easiest Homemade Lazy Halloween Costume
Make yourself a mummy
Ok, this is a simple how-to for those lazy people that simply have to have something to dress up as and only have a few hours to do it. It's a piece of junk costume but it'll work for now. You know the deal, you just got invited to a halloween costume party TONIGHT and don't have anything to wear. Here's what you do. If you don't have any of this stuff in your house than you are lazier than you would probably want to admit. Ok, here's what you need: toilet paper.Steps for a simple lazy halloween costume:
1. Get some toilet paper
2. Get dressed (the toilet paper won't hold all night
3. Wrap your entire body in the TP only leaving a space for your eyes.
Guess what, now you are a mummy. That's probably the best lazy halloween costume there is around.
Not for you, oh well, if you are lazy and have a few days before you need it, or if you just really don't care, keep on looking below.
How about something in yellow
Lazy Halloween Costume t-shirts
Blockhead Yellow T-Shirt
Simply put this on and there you go you blockhead, now you've got a Charlie Brown Lazy Halloween Costume
Price: 27.99 
Smiley Face Yellow T-Shirt
Change everyone's attitude at the office with this classic. Go ahead and don this one and poof, you are now the Wal-Mart smiley face. I don't know how you can find a more lazy halloween costume than that. Besides who wouldn't want to be the smiley face from those Wal-mart commercials that gets to go around lowering prices every day.
Price: 24.99
Banana Halloween Costume Yellow T-Shirt
You could walk around in this one and just tell everyone to "peel you" as bam, you are a banana.
Price: 18.99
Sponge Halloween Costume Yellow T-Shirt
You could be a sponge or just tell everyone you are sponge-bob with this one.
Price: 18.99
Maybe something green or gross
Green Lazy Halloween Costume
Frog Green Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Price: 17.99
Phlem Green Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Price: 17.99
Grass Green Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Price: 17.99
Alien Green Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Price: 17.99
Snot Green Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Price: 17.99
The Funniest Lazy Halloween Costume Ever
Won't she be surprised!
"Halloween Costume" Devil Classic Thong
This is the funniest lazy halloween costume for a man I've ever seen. Won't she be surprised when she sees this one. "Oh honey, I'm home, happy halloween"!!
Price: 12.99
Go In Black, It is Halloween You Know
Black Lazy Halloween Costume T-Shirts
Villain Black T-Shirt
Price: 20.99
Cheap Pirate Costume Black T-Shirt
Price: 23.99
Werewolf-black Dark T-Shirt
Price: 24.99
Skeleton Dark T-Shirt
Price: 25.99
![My Halloween Costume [vintage] Dark T-Shirt](http://images3.cafepress.com/product/170172763v5_150x150_Front.jpg)
My Halloween Costume [vintage] Dark T-Shirt
Price: 24.99
State Prison Costume Adult T-Shirt
Lazy Halloween Costume: You just got out of jail
State Prison Costume Adult T-Shirt
Amazon Price: (as of 11/29/2009)
List Price:
You've just broken out of the State Pen (or the office). Show them you aren't afraid to go back!
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Another way to find a lazy halloween costume
Find it on eBay
Hey, you're lazy not stupid, If you simply must dress up you dang sure don't want to go out of your way for it. Use what's at your fingertips and why you are here in the first place. This is probably the best way to find a halloween costume for those lazy people that simply don't want to go out and face all the hassles you are going to run into shopping around for one at the local stores.
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Just how lazy are you?
Be honest, are you really looking for a lazy halloween costume
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- Tina1094 Tina1094 Jul 8, 2009 @ 10:45 pm
- I like your lens.....FUNNY! Good job with all those ideas~~ the green shirts were my favorite.
by copelandc2002
Yep, you guessed it. I'm lazy. So why can't that translate to my lazy halloween costumeas well
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