Royston Vasey is a small market town nestling in the Derbyshire Peak istrict. It is filled with the typical characters you would find in any small town in the Derbyshire Peak district.

The local butchers shop is owned by Hilary Briss. He has special meats if you are in the know!! What animal they come from we are never quite sure.

Then there's the local Vet. Mr Chinnery. He will treat all your animals and set them on the road to recovery. Barbara the Taxi driver will take you anywhere you want to go. Why not pay a visit to the Local Shop Where Edward and Tubbs Tattsyrup will give you a warm welcome. ( As long as you are local and don't touch the precious things.)

Perhaps you have fallen on hard times and have lost your job. Get on down to the Royston vasey Jobcentre and meet your new Restart Officer PAULINE. You wiull be given all the advice you need to get you back into employment so yoiu can be a worthwhile member of society again.

A word of caution though. It is not really advisable to go out on the moor at night. Ubless you buy a map from the local shop of course.

If you have a few spare moments, why not pop down to the Carnival. You can perhaps have your love life foretold in the stars. Just mention the name Dave and I'm sure Papa Lazaru will take good care of you.