About Me

I LOVE filmmaking. The process, the art, the industry. I'm not involved with it, I just watch from the sidelines. After having paid 10 bucks for a ticket!

I also enjoy reading and writing erotic... friction! :-D

Sometimes I write it in the first person, sometimes third person, and I've even written it from a male perspective! Which isn't as... ahem... hard as it sounds, because I like girls too. ;-)

You can see more about me on my Myspace profile, 

X-Men Film Review

It may look like it, but X Men isn't just a special effects movie. The effects are amazing but the underlying theme of tolerance, retained from the comic series, is the most impressive thing about the movie. Mankind just doesn't understand mutants (...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy Summers was once a normal high school girl- cuter and sassier than average, but normal nonetheless. That was before she got the news that she was the new Chosen One- the one human destined to fight for humanity against the evils of the undead....

The Perfect Storm Film Review

In the Fall of 1991 a hurricane collided with two storms, forming the perfect storm, off the coast of Gloucester, Massachuetts. What ensued was the strongest storm in recorded history and yachts and fishing boats were caught up in it. Back on land, t...

American Beauty Film Review

Upon discovering Alan Ball's screenplay the good folk at Dreamworks must have been positively drooling. American Beauty is an extraordinary and sharply written film. The viewer is thrown into the crumbling life of Lester Burnham (Spacey), just as dau...

Dogma Film Review

I'd forgotten how much I loved this movie but when I bought it as an impulse buy and had the DVD in my hot little hands I managed to watch it 3 times in 48 hours, which I think is telling. Now before I embark on my glowing review I think it only fair...

The Skulls Film Review

When I decided to see this flick I thought "Here we go again, another teen flick" But in fact, it was a good watch. There were all the good old elements that make a film a hit; Action, Emotion, Sex, Babes for both genders and a few slight gruesome a...

Any Given Sunday Film Review

Oliver Stone has the most frustrating habit of turning the women in his movies (if he even has any) into monsters and Any Given Sunday (another of his message movies) is no exception. This is an interesting film and the performances are excellent bu...

Double Jeopardy Film Review

The premise to this film is highly original but you can't help but feel more could've been done with it. Libby Parsons (Judd) is living a suburban dream with a supposedly adoring husband. Right up until she lands in prison for his murder, after he ge...

Being John Malkovich Film Review

The thing they don't tell you about this film is that the man himself has very little screen time. I was expecting a lot more slapstick, the humorous repercussions of Malkovich being unable to control himself. But this movie is far too noble for that...