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Reg here!

I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

I hope you enjoy my perspective. 

Keen Wasatch Crest for Women

The Wasatch Crest shoe is built to run -- trail run, that is. These shoes work great for beginners and experts -- as they are lightweight and "bulletproof". (Please note, this model is the standard, not waterproof, Wasatch Crest.) I have stated in o...

Keen Footwear Love

I love my Keen footwear. I have bought several pairs. Everyday, I wear "my Keens" (as I like to say). Keen shoes are dang cool! In this lens, I shall try to show why.

Funny Pics of Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton sure makes some funny faces. She has got to be a real kick in the pants! I envy those who call her friend, and I present this lens in good fun. Scroll down and have a good look at some funny photographs of Hillary!

The Dark Knight PWNS Iron Man

The Dark Knight Is Greater than Iron Man At the time of this writing, it is March 2008, and I look forward with much anticipation to the summer blockbuster releases of The Dark Knight and Iron Man. Who can argue with the draw of Christian Bale and t...

Keen Newport Hybrid Sandals for Men

The Newport is the product that started it all for Keen in 2003, and remains the foundation of the brand. Rugged and designed to last, this sandal will take you just about anywhere you wish to go. Where I live, I see Newports "everywhere" in the su...

Keen Wasatch Crest WP for Women

You cannot dispute that trail running is fun and invigorating. Nothing gets my heart pumping like a good trail run. But the right equipment is required. The Keen Wasatch Crest WP fits the bill.

Tuxedo Print T-Shirts

In a recent online search for funny T-shirts, I unexpectedly stumbled across hundreds of novelty tuxedo print Ts. I was and am quite surprised. The tuxedo print T-shirt is both beloved and derided as the non-conformist's gag prom outfit. It is an ide...

Five Awesome Games To Play: The Best Five Board Games Ever

Board games are fun and help develop many traits -- mainly competitiveness. For many, board games keep us sharp. Board games are serious leisure, and not to be taken too lightly. At the end of the day, the key is to have fun -- above all else. Board...

Dick Cheney Is the Devil

Dick Cheney Is the Devil Evil. Wicked. Iniquitous. "Tool-y". Among the colorful ways to describe the Vice Dictator of America, one of them has got to be devilish. Insensitive, cold, and mean, also apply. Taking in all Cheney's "attributes", my mind...

Pics of Tuxedo T-Shirts

This lens is not for just anybody. It exists for people who like to giggle at tuxedo print T-shirts. See a lens you like? Find one that needs improvement? Let the lensmaster know with a rating (top of lens) or guestbook comment (bottom).

Indiana Jones-Crystal Skull > The Dark Knight

Indiana Jones in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Is Greater than The Dark Knight First of all, I am looking forward to The Dark Knight. Christian Bale plays a great Bruce Wayne/Batman, and the late Heath Ledger's Joker looks crazy good! That said,...

Stephanie Miller Is Your Mama

Stephanie Miller Is Your Mama Daughter of a 1964 V.P. candidate and funnier than a sack of primates, Stephanie Miller is progressive talk radio's best offering. She brings many a chuckle to morning drive time in America on her syndicated radio show,...

Keen Briggs for Women

Keen's Briggs can go all day. I like that they work for walking about, running errands, going to the job or class, or just "kickin' it". Please note, I am a large man. But you don't have to be a "dude" to get a lot out of the Briggs. Keen makes gre...

Keen Briggs for Men

I have to admit I love, love, love the Briggs. Originally released as the "Bronx", this shoe was Keen's first venture into full-on shoes. (The company's first footwear product was the rugged Newport sandal.) Currently, I own two pair -- different c...

Quelf: The Zaniest Board Game Ever

Play this game at a party -- be it a group of couples, a frat party, or a youth group get together -- and you will LAUGH, for sure. A friend recommended this game to me at the end of 2007, so I bought it and hosted a small New Year's Eve party with Q...

Squidoo Haiku

Haiku is approachable poetry from Japan most anyone can enjoy, appreciate, and write. And of course... Squidoo is the most exceptional Web 2.0 locale where writers and other creative-types can show off their talents and passions. Thanks to Seth...

Keen Wasatch Crest for Men

Sorry for that tiny pun. What can I say? I am a goofball who is totally in love with a shoe company. These kicks will keep you kicking on the trail for as many miles as you can go. (Please note, this model is the standard, not waterproof, Wasatch C...

Cool Soda Pops

Do you love soda? I do, too! This lens is for folks like us, who want to taste life's most simple sweetness -- soda. Grab a cold bottle from the fridge, kick back, scroll down, and stay a while.

NCAA March Madness How To

If you are reading this lens, it's that time of year again. The best month of the year! March! NCAA Tournament time! You read now with your brackets in hand and a desire to win your office pool, or the ESPN challenge thingy - with millions of entrant...

Horton Hears a Who Will Top 2008 Box Office Openings

Horten Will Top 2008 Box Office Openings 45 million dollars! That is the reported total for opening weekend for 20th Century Fox's Horton Hears a Who. While there have been in recent years higher dollar openings, with the state of the American econo...

God Did Not Write the Bible

God Did Not Write the Bible The belief that God wrote the Bible is belief, not fact. I am dubious anyone has ever had a vision, that a blazing bush ever spoke to Moses, and that God used the prophets to speak for him/her/it. The Bible is a patchwork...

Florida Gators Back-to-Back National Basketball Champs

April 2007 -- The Gators do it again!   From Noah to Brewer to Richards, and on -- Florida Gators basketball "pwns"!  (Please enjoy the Internet vernacular.) This team played outstandingly in the NCAA tournament -- and throughout t...

Vermont Cheddars of Vermont

Food manufacturers can legally produce a white-ish cheddar in -- say -- California, and call it "Vermont cheddar". This lens exists to celebrate Vermont Cheddars actually made in Vermont. 

It's I Could NOT Care Less

It's I Could NOT Care Less In the U.S., everybody -- to a person, it seems -- gets this wrong. The cliche ought to be "I could NOT care less". Alas, everyone says the nonsensical "I COULD care less". Cliches are the laziest form of communication, bu...

Hillary Needs to Give Up!

Hillary Needs to Give Up! March 12, 2008 -- Now that Obama has won Mississippi, he has erased the delegate margin gain Hillary Clinton claimed last week. Now, to win the nomination, Hillary would have to take the remaining dozen or so primaries with...

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Is the Best Nutcracker

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Is the Best Nutcracker Love her or hate her, she makes a great nutcracker! Personally, I think she is good "presidential material", but this page is not about politics. It is about cracking nuts. Get a good look at those...

R.I.P. Heath Ledger

January 22, 2008 -- Heath Ledger has been found dead at a Soho, NYC apartment this afternoon. Reports regarding his demise are at this point speculative. Until details are confirmed, this lens will host an RSS feed. Also, please feel free to leave...

What if Obama were a Muslim?

What if Obama were a Muslim? B.F.D. (I think that says it all.)

Keen Wasatch Crest WP for Men

Trail running in a pair of Keen shoes sets the feet and heart free. The Keen Wasatch Crest WP loves your running body -- soft on the inside, but hardened to the sole. For men, these awesome runners come in a very nice, manly red.

Karen Brittain IS The Coolest: The Coolest Karen Ever

This page is dedicated to Karen Rand Brittain -- the sweetest person to ever smile my way. She is known for her graciousness, fun wit, and love of Svedka Clementine.

Who Will Win Super Bowl XLII?

Jawin' -- one excellent way to fill the two-week space between the Conference Championships and the Super Bowl. To weigh in on who will win Super Bowl XLII, scroll down to the middle of this page. Of course, this lens is not only here for "smacktalk...

We love Cloverfield

Love Cloverfield? Hate it? Do come and tell the world your opinion of this shaky-cam thrill ride.

10,000 BC

Roland Emmerich -- the mind behind Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow, brings to the cineplex this rather embellished prehistoric tale. Thrills and chills presented amidst the dawn of civilization! Due out 03.07.08AD.

Wow! The 70s Were Unfortunate

Wow! The 70s Were Unfortunate I was born in the 70s. Those days were not halcyon. I am glad they are gone. The 70s gave us platform shoes, CHiPs, avocado-colored kitchens, and a lot of bad music. I do not know what happened. I do not think the 70s...

Funny -- HILLARIOUS -- T Shirts You Can Buy Online: The Funniest 5 T-Shirts Ever

These are the 5 funniest T-shirts I can find online right now. Each one made me hoot and go w00t! I hope you can say the same. If you see one you like, you can click on the link and order it.

My Lenses -- Those Built and Those in Development

As I develop myself as a LensMaster, I need a place to list planned lenses. Please -- do -- feel free to rank and opine which lenses you would like to see me publish sooner than later. Your time and input shall be honored with advertency.

Keen Newport Hybrid Sandals for Women

If you want to go wear you want to go, and do what you want to do -- and it's not 5th Avenue -- I suggest going and doing in a pair of Keen Newports.

Indiana Jones-Crystal Skull > Iron Man

Indiana Jones-Crystal Skull Is Greater than Iron Man Okay! I am "geeked out" to see Iron Man. Today is March 14, 2008, and it will not be released until May 2. I hope I can wait. (I hope it is worth the wait.) From the trailers I have seen, the self...

Hillary Hurt the Team

Hillary Hurt the Team Power hungry, desperate to win the Democratic nomination at all costs, Hillary Clinton said in the run-up to the primaries on March 4, 2008, that she AND John McCain had more requisite experience to be president than Barack Obam...

Jumper

I remain excited about Jumper -- as I was the first time I saw the trailer. The concept intrigues me. From the buzz on movie forums, flick fans are willing to grant Hayden Christensen another chance, behind a concept that was made for the big screen....

The Games of Cranium

Many a family, gaggle of friends, and child has enjoyed a Cranium game. If you late to the Cranium party, come on in! Cranium offers something for every age and personality.

Uno Rules!: The Best CardGame Ever

For kids and adults! Uno is a great game of colors and numbers. Kids can easily play it, but there is enough skill involved to keep adults loving it their lives through.

Kill Everyone: The Best Poker Book Ever

Lee Nelson is a champion poker player with the inside edge on tournament strategy. When it is time to learn about top notch poker play, why not learn from a champ? Nelson holds a number of titles, including the Aussie Million.

A Race To Find The Best Fit For The Trail Runner's Feet

Trail running is a most fun way to exercise -- and to get outdoors. The sport is exhilarating. It is also risky. The trail runner's feet can take a pounding. This web page endeavors to assist the trail runner into a good pair of shoes.

Search For The Ultimate Player 2 Go: The Best PortableDVDPlayer Ever

I have recently become fascinated with portable DVD players. These wonders make it easy to watch a DVD anywhere. I have established this page to answer the question: Which portable DVD player is the best on the market?

Vote On Movies

Leave your votes here for great flicks. It is Oscar season now. Go on the record about who should win.

Anti-Santa

This lens is G-Rated, but if you are pro-Santa, I warn you to keep your kids away before I "sully" them with the truth. I cannot put my finger on the root of my displeasure, but grown-ups perpetuating the Santa myth -- lying to their children, and so...

When You Want to Ski Pain Free: The Best Comfortable Ski Boots Ever

I have skied for many years, and love it. I am a good skier. Alas currently, I have a pair of nice, but too aggressive ski boots. These boots put me through a day of pain. I am on a quest -- to find the most comfortable ski boots for me, and recomme...

For the Love of Licorice

I love me some licorice. Yes I do! Since my early days on this planet, I have enjoyed long walks and sweet kisses with this most excellent candy. Licorice is so sweet and giving. It is owed honor always. And so, I give my licorice lens.