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Hi, I'm Ren ~ the artistically reclined designer of The Girlfriend Factory, maker of a mean chicken salad, giver of Flyby Wingings, admirer of cardboard box Halloween costumes, supporter of creative consequences for kids, self-proclaimed goofball, a gianormous fan of films that Mark Mancina scored, a huge not-your-typical scary movie buff, and a total "Jill" of all trades (master of none,...

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Anyone Can Marry a Psychopath! Anyone Can Marry a Psychopath!
At 19, my goals were clear: I'd marry at 25, give birth to my first child when I was 30, then another child 3 or 4 years later. I'd be a big-wig with an advertising...
Updated 10 days ago | psychopathdealing with a psychopath
Romantic Winter Bedrooms Romantic Winter Bedrooms
Turning a lackluster bedroom into dreamy, romantic, wintry retreat is a lot less challenging than you may think. Here are 8 easy steps to help you transform...
Updated 11 days ago | romantic winter bedroomsbedroom decor
Cardboard Box Halloween Costumes Cardboard Box Halloween Costumes
As a kid, I remember sometimes getting an expensive gift, but having way more fun playing with its huge box. Rarely will you find an adult without a similar...
Updated 27 days ago | Halloween costumecardboard box halloween costumes
Watch Out for Flyby Wingings! Watch Out for Flyby Wingings!
I became the proud recipient of a lovely pair of SquidAngel wings on the first Friday the 13th (historically a lucky day for me) of 2012. When I opened the email...
Updated today | Halos and Wingsangel halo
How I Learned To Love Me! How I Learned To Love Me!
What is love and more importantly, what is love when applied inward to yourself instead of outward to someone else? Does that make love different? Should it?...
Updated 12 days ago | I Love Meamore
The Art of Building Solid Parent-Child Relationships The Art of Building Solid Parent-Child Relationships
All relationships, including those between parents and children, consist of many things beyond just love, and for my purposes, I will step out on a ledge and...
Updated 7 days ago | Building a Solid Relationship with Your Childrenbonding with kids
Valentine Cupcake Pops Valentine Cupcake Pops
Cake or cupcake pops (also called cake balls) are a simple to make, delicious treat for Valentine's Day that everyone will enjoy! Not only are they easy enough...
Updated 6 days ago | Cake Popscake on a stick
You Say You Don't Like Salad? You Say You Don't Like Salad?
Okay, so you're probably already sitting down since you're reading this lens, but if not, do, then relax because it's really hard to appreciate my humor if...
Updated 11 days ago | Best chicken salad recipebest chicken salad
Creative Consequences ~ A How-to Guide for the Parentally Challenged Creative Consequences ~ A How-to Guide for the Parentally Challenged
If anyone claims that parenting is easy, you can bet they are one of the following: Not a parentIntoxicatedA Stepford wifeDelusionalAny combination of the above
Updated 7 days ago | Creative Consequencesalternative consequences
Unconventionally Frightening Movies Unconventionally Frightening Movies
Halloween seems to revitalize our interest in horror movies. The onset of cooler autumn temperatures, shorter days and some of the spooky mythology surrounding...
Updated 7 days ago | Best scary moviesbest horror dvds
Mark Mancina
Even if you haven't heard the name Mark Mancina, if you're familiar with television or movies, you have probably listened to his music at some point. Besides...
Updated 7 days ago | Mark Mancinaaugust rush music
The Girlfriend Factory
Did you click on this lens because you thought you could order yourself a girlfriend? If so, you're partially right and partially wrong. We have ten original...
Updated 20 days ago | Zazzle The Girlfriend Factoryadobe
The Art of Being Annoying - A How-To Guide for the Annoyingly Impaired
I'm sure that EVERYONE here at SQUIDOO can USE this lens, because certainly NOBODY here is EVER annoying in ANY way whatsoever! All that bold, capitalized text...
Updated 17 days ago | how to be annoyingannoy people
National Pie Day!
Eating pie is as American as baseball, so it's befitting that we should have a special day to celebrate the beloved pie (and not just the sweet kind) and want...
Updated 3 days ago | national pie dayamerican pie council
Halloween Pirate Decorations
Why have plain old Halloween decorations when you can have really awesome PIRATE decorations without spending a ton of extra loot? All you need is a little imagination,...
Updated 7 days ago | Halloween Pirate Decorationshalloween pirate
What is Bipolar?
Of course you did because we're all here looking for a few answers. Let me just say upfront, the Internet is not always the best place to find the answers you...
Updated 20 days ago | Bipolarbipolar disorder
Who's That Girl?
Have you ever wondered what kind of weirdo would create a factory that made girlfriends? Frankly, I've wondered the same thing from time to time! Seems kinda...
Updated 27 days ago | girlfriend factoryfunny lenses
Yummy Chocolate Mousse Cake
This is my one of my favorite cakes in the whole world, although it's more like a pie or, well, mousse, which is probably why I like it ~ because I love pie!...
Updated 27 days ago | Chocolate Mousse Cakemombloggers
The Jumble Factory
I love designing for my Zazzle gallery The Jumble Factory! It gives me more flexibility than my other Zallery gallery, The Girlfriend Factory because I use Photoshop®...
Updated 27 days ago | Zazzle Jumble Factorybrushes
Best Ever Pumpkin Recipes
pumpkin food!! I adore pumpkin anything ~ ice cream, cakes, pie, donuts, mousse, cupcakes, empanadas, tarts, cookies, and anything else pumpkin flavored! If...
Updated 18 days ago | Best Ever Pumpkin Recipescooking with pumpkin
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