To worship Lethargia is to relax, enjoy, daydream and lounge around. Her followers celebrate a laid back life by partaking in afternoon naps, soaking in warm baths, sleeping in, pampering themselves with massage and breakfasts in bed (preferrably cooked and served by someone else), and long dreamy moments of quiet bliss.
Like all goddesses, Lethargia does have her dark side. Spend too much time worshipping at her altar and you could end up never wanting to get out of bed again.
Magical Words and Phrases for Invoking Lethargia
- Nap time!
- Chill out.
- Cool down.
- You are getting sleepy...
- Sit down and stay a while.
- What's the rush?
- Relax and unwind.
- Don't stress out.
- Don't get your panties in a knot.(or the UK version: Don't get your knickers in a twist.)
Celebrate Lethargia
Change Your Life Without Getting Out of Bed: The Ultimate Nap Book
Amazon Price: (as of 12/02/2008) 
Permission to Nap: Taking Time to Restore Your Spirit
Amazon Price: $11.21 (as of 12/02/2008)
Endangered Pleasures: In Defense of Naps, Bacon, Martinis, Profanity, and Other Indulgences
Amazon Price: $12.69 (as of 12/02/2008)
Relax to the Max: 60 Candles, Scents, Soaps & Potpourri Crafts to Create Your Own Bliss
This one will require some effort...
Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 12/02/2008)
Simply Relax: An Illustrated Guide to Slowing Down and Enjoying Life
Amazon Price: $15.95 (as of 12/02/2008)
Buddha-Lounge
Amazon Price: $16.98 (as of 12/02/2008)
Sub Zero: The Essential Chill Out Collection
Amazon Price: $21.98 (as of 12/02/2008)
Rendezvous Lounge compiled by Mark Gorbulew
Amazon Price: $13.99 (as of 12/02/2008)
Ritual Tools
Bedtime Stories: A Unique Guided Relaxation Program for Falling Asleep and Entering the World of Dreams
Amazon Price: $10.85 (as of 12/02/2008)
Creating Inner Peace & Calm
Amazon Price: $12.21 (as of 12/02/2008)
The Happy Company Therapeutic Chenille Eye Mask, Purple
Amazon Price: (as of 12/02/2008)
Relaxation Wrap - Aromatherapy Hot/ Cold Therapeutic Wrap - Microwaveable Heat Pack - Moist Heat Herbal Wrap
Amazon Price: $39.99 (as of 12/02/2008)
Logitech Harmony 676 Universal Remote Control
Amazon Price: Too low to display (as of 12/02/2008)
Blue Chamomile Aromatherapy Candles - 3"d x 3"h (Round Pillar)
Amazon Price: (as of 12/02/2008)
The Happy Company Bath and Spa Pleasures Set, White
Amazon Price: (as of 12/02/2008)
Yogi Tea - St.John's Wort Tea, 16 bags
Amazon Price: $4.48 (as of 12/02/2008)
Stargazing
Amazon Price: (as of 12/02/2008)
Tell Us All About It (if you have the energy)
What are your favorite ways to chill out, avoid work, find excuses for doing nothing? Where is your favorite napping spot? Do you want to slap overachievers but find it exhausting to raise your hand? These are just a few questions you may want to share answers to, or just say "hi", or just roll over and go back to sleep.
The Dark Side of Lethargia
- Can't remember the last time you bathed but flies follow you around and people avoid you.
- All your utlities have been shut off because you didn't get around to paying the bills and your landlord is threatening eviction if you don't pay the rent.
- You get fired from your job.
- Your white sheets are now a dingy gray.
