For the Love of Orchids

Here is a Catesetum. It is designed to "spit", to insure that more Catesetums will be "born". We have had it spit on our hands, the kitchen counters, and on our clothing. The "glue" that the orchid uses is better than epoxy, or at least it seems like it to us, because it is extremely hard to remove from any surface where it adheres.

The first time I saw the Catesetum "spit", I thought I was seeing things. Little critters just LOVE to hide in the orchid mix; used to secure the orchid in its pot. So...I am always looking for what I saw out of the corner of my eye. I looked and looked, but didn't see any insects. All I could find was a tiny, odd-looking object on the counter, several inches from the orchid. Well, after a bit of investigation, and asking my husband, I found out, that this is how they propagate themselves.

It is REALLY interesting to see it in action; if you are in the vicinity, you can actually hear the "spitting". A moment of searching usually finds what was "spit", securely "glued" to a nearby surface. Occasionally, it was glued on...us!

The Bulbophyllums are just some of the most unusual orchids, ever. I will never forget the day I was photographing one for the first time. I had the orchid held up in the air, so I could get the proper lighting on it, and had my camera set on Micro, so I could get the details, and...the "tongue" flipped down - fast!

I just about "jumped out of my skin"! Hollering for my husband, I said "This thing just MOVED!". He had no idea what I was referring to, so I took the orchid over to him, and showed him. He just started laughing, and told me that they're SUPPOSED to...the tongue is on a "hinge", just like a hinge on a box, or the figure eight safety on a bracelet, or the hinge on a door. I was AMAZED! I still AM amazed...that is just incredible!

To add to the interesting properties of the Bulbopyllum, some of them look like little "aliens", so when that tongue flipped down, the psychological effect it had on me, was just ridiculous. This one, in particular, looks like it has legs and arms, and a head. Really, it does! Take a good look at that tongue, and how large it is, in proportion to the entire flower. The "flipping tongue" scared me, but it is just perfect. I just wish I had been warned, so I knew it was coming, but - no such luck!

Now, I am prepared for the Bulbophyllum's antics, and I must say, they have "grown on me", until now - they are my favorites!

When you see this one from a distance, the center looks like a ghostly face. But, when you see it up close, this one looks like a little baby, wrapped in swaddling clothes. The petals that surround the center of the orchid, really make it look like there are little spotted, dotted scalloped shells, protecting a tenden infant. This one is only about the size of a dime, and very sweet!

When this orchid blooms, there are lots of these "little baby faces" looking out at you, and it is reminiscent of some of the popular baby pictures we have seen recently, with the babies' heads in the center of flowers; clever idea.

Due to its size, this little orchid is extremely difficult to photograph clearly, but...you get the idea!

Now, really - don't the vibrant splashes of color remind you of a circus clown? That always what I think of, when this spectacular array of colors unfolds in this rather nondescript-looking orchid.

Judging merely by its leaves, you would NEVER expect the neon colors that appear, when it blooms. The leaves are firm and shiny, and the colors look like they were made by a neon or fluorescent marker. when this one blooms, it fairly screams - SURPRISE!,

Here she comes - the Flying Nun!

Well, that's what this orchid looks like, as though it is in flight, about to arrive any moment to handle whatever problem she may encounter.

When seen "in person", this orchid is just one incredible flower!

Check out the "wings", the "hood", the "face" - does that not make you want to worship God, who created this beauty?

I TOLD you one of them looked like Darth Vader! Well - doesn't he? Just the color is off. If it was BLACK, you'd think you had a whole lot of little Darth Vaders coming at you when it blooms!

Look at the "helmet". Is this a "Darth Vader" orchid, or what? I recognized the resemblance immediately.

He stands up ramrod-straight on the orchid stem, and is about 2 inches tall. The maroon coloration is extremely intense, and his petals are just about irridescent.

We always look forward to this orchid blooming, out of the thousands that my husband grows. Every single one is a statement in itself, and just when I think I have seen them all; another orchid blooms, and just "blows me away"!