Life On Mars

Life on Mars :
Complete BBC Series 1 & 2
(8 Disc Box Set)
[2006]

'There will never be a woman prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.'

'He's got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.'

'Hiya love. DCI Hunt. How're you feeling? Just come to talk to you about how your brother copped it.'

'Do you know, I once hit a bloke for speaking French!'

'Always trust the Gene Genie!'

'You so much as belch out of line and I'll have your scrotum on a barbed wire plate.'

'My idea of a dream is Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil.'

'I'm Gene Hunt, your DCI and its 1973. Almost dinnertime. I'm having hoops!'

'Now. Yesterday's shooting. The dealers are all so scared we're more likely to get Helen Keller to talk. The Paki in a coma's about as lively as Liberace's dick when he's looking at a naked woman, all in all this investigation's going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.'