How Many [ ________'s] Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
Well, I guess that depends on what is in the blank! This lens is dedicated to finding the truth (or shall we say... shedding some light?) about just how many who or whatevers it takes to affect the dispersion of light fragmentation transmission in a given scenario. Enjoy!
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Shedding Some Light
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The Jokes (Religious Denominations)
How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?No one knows.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
What is this light bulb ye speak of?
How many Anglicans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many Atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter; they are still in darkness.
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
CHANGE???????
How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it has to be a man!
How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.
How many campfire worship leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But soon all those around can warm up to its glowing.
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They always use candles.
How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one since his/her hands are in the air anyway.
How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to bind the spirit of darkness.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, but they're really only one.
How many Church of Christ members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the bulb and 9 to organize the pot luck.
How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
One electrician, and nine more to say they liked the old one better.
How many Evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
They invite the bulb forward if it wants to seek to be changed.
How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one because any more would be compromise.
How many Independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, because any more might be thought of as ecumenical.
How many independent fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Any more than 1 might result in too much cooperation.
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
One man to change bulb & four wives to tell him how to do it.
How many Nazarenes does it take to change a light bulb?
One woman to replace the bulb while 5 men review church lighting policy.
How many neo-evangelicals does it take to change a light bulb?
They can't tell the difference between light and darkness.
How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.
How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
Is the bulb a fundamental need?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but send your donation today to be divinely blessed.
How many youth pastors does it take to change a light bulb?
Youth pastors aren't around long enough for a light bulb to burn out.
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The Jokes
Now Religion Free!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
What kind did you have in mind?
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
How many Federal employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny!!!
How many gays does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!''
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on what you want to change it into!
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They declare darkness a new standard.
How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
How many software people does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem.
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. Do you got a problem with that?
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Zen masters carry their own light.
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