Lingo Slinger: Writer of quirky, provocative & edgy flash fiction!

1.) Wine Snob: Do not, will not & cannot drink cheap wine!
2.) Director of Sales & Marketing by day, Writer by night!
3.) Mamacita to two amazing, rebellious little divas (identical twin girls - almost 3 yrs old).
4.) Born in Wales, U.K. but living in Canada.
5.) Used to be the party girl extraordinairre! Quite lame now!
6.) Lover of body art! Currently host to 4 tattoos.
7.) Spinner of fine tracks! 12" Vinyl on Technics turntables.
8.) A bad driver I am! Road raging, erratic, nervous and sometimes aggressive.
9.) Writer of poetry, lyrics, flash fiction, novels, columns and blogs!
10.) Lover of Space Age Era decor, architecture, electronics, and furniture.
11.) Born on November 17th 1978, which makes me a Scorpio to the core!
12.) Tarot card reader (12 years now), but always for fun, never for money!
13.) Grooving to my own tripped out funky fashion beat! Which some would say is often "off colour".
14.) Dancing, It's one of my favourite things to do!
15.) Trying to be a full time writer!
16.) Breakfast is the best meal of the day and should be eaten at any time!
17.) Driving a MINI Cooper, even after an accident that almost wrote it off.
18.) Lover of football (no, not NFL) And a Man UTD supporter!
19.) An unnatural obsession with taking photographs!
20.) Freakishly afraid of spiders and creepy nasty ugly bugs! Especially Millipedes... yuck!!
21.) Not a big TV watcher in any sort of way! Although my girls love Treehouse now, and I have to give them that (Dora / Toopy & Binoo / Max & Ruby all the classics).
22.) Never do things the easy way or even try to for that matter. I take the vertical drop route.
23.) Have a mom and a dad and a brother and a sister.
24.) Brother is 5 years older (is traveling the world right now) & sis is 5 years younger and is getting married very soon.
25.) My family drinks a crazy amount of tea! It is ALWAYS time for tea!
26.) Just bought a house with my other half - Tony.
27.) Favourite drink (when out on the town) Vodka Soda with Lime! Good for the waistline.
28.) Lounging at home, it's always wine! Preferably vintage, and no I don't drink Ontario wine.
29.) Used to have a half-pipe in my backyard, and still own a skateboard (I'm almost 30)!
30.) Internet junkie and self-proclaimed GEEKETTE! Hence, this site on Squidoo :)

If you are a human being with an open mind, a love of fiction, and appreciate my quirky odd style of writing, I would like to ask for your help.

Every day of my life, I write. Writing is more important to me than a lot of things. I have been writing for so long that I have accumulated a massive collection of salable stuff.

Writing for free is great, and I continue to enjoy it, however I want to make the leap from "writer" to published "author".

I need people like you, who appreciate and enjoy my style of writing to help me get the word out.

HOW CAN YOU HELP ME?
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1.) If you read a post you like, forward it on to a friend or send them a link to my lens or site.

2.) If you like what you read, or feel passionate about a particular post, comment, and give me some feedback, even if you wanna shout at me!

3.) If you are shagging or know a publisher, send him (or her) my link.

4.) If you are an agent (or know one) - have them stop by my lens or website.

5.) If you are a fellow writer and have some tips to share about promoting yourself, please pass them on.

WHY SHOULD YOU HELP ME?
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Why not?!
Maybe you like me
Maybe you love to hate me
Because you believe in helping artists
Because you want to see my book in the bookstore
Because you want a signed copy
So you can say you know an author
Take credit for my book being published
You want to see me escape from corporate HELL