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If you're looking for the best mocking of Southern stereotypes, look no further than Southern Culture on the Skids and their anthem, Liquored Up and Lacquered Down, to give you the skinny on the big hair, the booze, and the bars that make of those stories (kind of) believable. Here you'll find a music video, the lyrics for the song, and a spot to sample a bunch more of the songs that make SCOTS the go-to folks for southern rock and humor. Let me know what you think of the song by voting in my poll, too!

Liquored Up and Lacquered Down Music Video

Liquored Up & Lacquered Down
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The Lyrics for Liquored Up and Lacquered Down

SCOTS Tells It Like It Is

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds

Pop the top at six o'clock
Spray the sides, the back, and the top
A cigarette hangs from her red lip
Teasin' hair in an old green slip

She pours herself a drink of gin
She likes the booze because it keeps her thin
She could have been a beauty queen
But she stayed home to raise a family

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna paint the town

When we walk into a bar
People think she's a movie star
Women smirk but the men just stare
Yeah, that's my baby with the big-top hair

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds

She's liquored up and lacquered down
She's got the biggest hair in town
She's liquored up and lacquered down
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds
Me and my baby gonna paint the town
Me and my baby gonna make the rounds

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Southern Culture on the Skids' Album

Featuring the Title Track "Liquored Up and Lacquered Down"

Liquored Up & Lacquered Down

Liquored Up & Lacquered Down

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If the title track isn't enough for you, try some of the others on this album, like I Learned to Dance in Mississippi and The Corn Rocket . Liquored Up and Lacquered Down brings the band back to the top of their game and rivals "Dirt Track Date" as the best overall album Southern Culture on the Skids has ever released.

Sample Other SCOTS Songs

See What You've Been Missing

These rockabilly twangin', surf-rock howlin', B-52-remindin' folks have been making fantastic and original music for fifteen years, now, and have come up with enough songs to choke a pig. Try some of these great SCOTS songs and see if they can't convince you to turn over a trailer-trash leaf, complete with surfboards.

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  • lisadh Oct 6, 2008 @ 11:51 pm | delete
    Love those crazy country song titles!
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