How to Impress Girls in India

Impressing Indian girls can be difficult at times, to make things easier for you, I'm going to teach about something that is very powerful yet very simple to do. Then teach you how do to it.

A multitude of studies have found that women are overwhelmingly attracted to deep voices. Studies have also found strong correlations between deeper voices and testosterone levels, which is the "masculine" hormone responsible for sperm production, facial hair, libido%u2026 Basically testosterone is what makes a man. You did remember what I said about being a man right?

Now, when you talk to a cute Indian girl, you're probably trying to find a way to impress her with your wit and humour and knowledge, but this more often than not comes off as very need and weak. Instead of thinking about impressing Indian girls with what you say, think more about HOW you say it. The tone of your voice communicates a lot more information than the content of your words. "You suck" can be taken playfully as a joke or cause offence as an insult when spoken in person. What determines how it is received is HOW you say it. The tone of your voice is extremely important.

When it comes to impressing girls, coming off as a confident, smooth talking alpha male is critical. As such, it is necessary to talk in a deep voice with girls. You will find that when you speak in a lower register, it actually slows down the pace at which you speak, communicating non-neediness to the girl as well as some of that "James Bond cool". Therefore, I have a technique to teach how to achieve a deeper, clearer and more pleasant sounding voice.

First off, you can only practice this ONCE per day. Repeat: ONCE per day.

Now, you are going to be repeating a series of words over and over.
The words are: Ding, Dong. Bing, Bong. King, Kong.

When you do this, stress and hold out the "ng" for a while before moving onto the next word. You will repeat the entire line of words three times over, the first time in your normal, regular voice, the second time do it in a deeper voice and third time repeat words in the deepest voice you can possibly do.

BUT, when you do all this, tip you head back and look as far up into the ceiling or into the sky as possible.

Immediately after you do all this, granted you have followed all the instructions correctly, you will find your voice deeper. Do this every day, but only ONCE per day, and soon you will have a deep, sexy voice which is crucial in impressing and attracting Indian girls.
I hope this will help you in attracting and impressing the Indian girls of your dreams.

Remember, speak slowly and confidently in a deep voice. Think of how James Bond smooth talks in the 007 movies and you will be well on your way.