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Welcome to the Lobster Habitat

 

Lobster stew, lobster bisque, lobster thermidor, lobster Newburg, lobster sandwiches (on sourdough!), boiled lobster, grilled lobster, lobster rolls, lobster chili, lobster fritters, lobster cakes, lobster croquettes, lobster bake--holy pincers, lobsterman! You can get serious hunger pangs just thinking about all the delicious ways there are to eat lobster.
     Presented here is a selection of gifts for the lobster maniac in your life.

Live Lobsters from Amazon.com! 

The toughest part is waiting for the FedEx truck.

lobster rolls
Do lobsters suffer?
Get over the guilt and "terminate the lobster," says Sam Sifton in the New York Times. After all, it, it's high summer, you're barefoot, "the water is boiling," and you're hungry.

Downeast Lobster Rolls

Our Downeast Lobster Rolls are shipped ready-to-prepare with a pound of fresh Maine Lobster Salad, six New England split-top rolls, and the instructions for creating this classic Maine meal.

Amazon Price: $85.00 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Classic Live Lobster Combo for Two People

All our lobster are right off the boat and into our facilities. We store thousands of lobsters in our darkened seawater tanks. The tanks are chilled to a constant 38 degrees, duplicating the lobster's sea world environment. This method of storing helps keep them strong and healthy and ensures ample supplies year-round, even during the off season.

Amazon Price: $94.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Colossal Ten Pound Live New England Lobster

Hard to Find Colossals! A colossal ten-pound New England lobster (9.5 lbs. to 10.0 lbs. each) will be a thrill to get or give. The lobster makes an extraordinary presentation and is great eating. What fun! Thrill clients, friends and family with one of these colassal 10-pound lobsters from Canada or deep water New England. All our lobsters are shipped Fedex overnight delivery for arrival Tuesday through Friday.

Amazon Price: $149.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Cundy's Harbor Lobster Stew, 1 Pint

Our signature product is loaded with big chunks of Maine lobster meat-more than a whole lobster in every quart. Made with heavy cream, butter, milk and subtle spices.

Amazon Price: $26.00 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Classic New England Lobster Clambake

Enjoy this Classic New England Lobster Clambake for two. Serving lobster lovers for more than 25 years, the Lobster Trap Company classic clambake will come with two live, select grade lobsters two (2.0) lbs. each., four (4.0)pounds of freshly dug steamer clams (8 to 12 count per pound), and a 20 oz. tub of Lobster Trap Company award winning New England Style clam chowder. Your order comes with classic bib pack containing lobster cracker, fork, pick, bib, wetnap and placemat with handy eating instructions.

Amazon Price: $114.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Dinner & A Movie 

Tony Curtis heads a cast of unknowns.

Lobster Man From Mars

★★★★★ It's Lobsterific! --Amazon review

Amazon Price: $13.49 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Lobster Art 

Taylor Kennedy studied Finance at Cambridge University then received a B.A. in Economics and a B.S. in Cell and Molecular Biology from Tulane University before pursuing a career in photography. He has worked for the National Geographic Society for over ten years in various staff and contract capacities ranging from photographer, videographer, photo lab flunky, writer, photo editor, product manager, and various other fun and interesting positions. --From Taylor S. Kennedy website

Funky Lobster Metal Sculpture Hand Painted in Haiti

This is a colorful 10-inch metal wall sculpture from the Caribbean collection. It is hand crafted and hand painted in Haiti. Each item is individually hand painted and there will be color and design variations with each piece.

Amazon Price: $15.89 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Lobster Jeweled Decorative Box

Lobster Jeweled Decorative Box: decorative lobster jeweled box, 3 x 1 x 1.5 inch. Our colorful hand-painted jeweled collectibles make wonderful gifts or treasured keepsakes. These charming jeweled boxes feature a swirl-design enameled interior, sparkling crystals and magnetic closures for a more secure fit. Each jeweled collectible is packaged in a beautiful tufted satin-lined presentation box perfect for wrapping.

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Fitz and Floyd Glass Menagerie Lobster

Rainbows of color dart about as you hold them in the light, and the tiny details of each design suggest a sparkling little spirit in every figurine.
* Made of Glass
* Hand-formed, mouth-blown
* Comes in a beautiful oval crimson gift box
* Inside, the piece rests in protective foam padding
* Comes in a beautiful oval crimson gift box, with the Fitz and Floyd logo embossed in gold.

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Slobster Art 

(apologies to Jean Shepherd)

Fresh Lobster (Vintage) Art Poster Print - 24" X 36"

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Huge Red Lobster 17" Wall Mount Replica

Great way to dress up a beach house! This is a large red lobster wall mount measures about 17" long and approx 10" wide. It also stands out from the wall about 3". Full color and made of long lasting plastic resin.

Amazon Price: $17.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Lobster Bottle Opener

A very cute and quirky gift idea or party favor.

Amazon Price: $16.00 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Nautical Lobster Table Lamp with Paul Brent Shade

Perfect for the sea (or seafood!) lover in your home! The base of this table lamp is a hand painted lobster in rustic wood. The parchment shade is trimmed with nautical themed illustrations by Paul Brent. Takes one 60 watt 2-way bulb (not included). 28" high. Shade is 6" across the top, 13" across the bottom, and 9" high.

Amazon Price: $99.91 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Manly Lobsterwear 

Lobster Cufflinks - Sterling Silver

Perfect complement to the Tabasco tie!

Amazon Price: $149.95 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Tommy Bahama Men's St.Barts Thong

Features cool lobster imprint.

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T-Shirt Brown " Half Man , Half Lobster " Animals

Your man can proclaim his lobster obsession with this nifty t-shirt.

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Artsy Apparel 

lobsterpartsBrush up on lobster anatomy while you peruse this offering of sleek lobster fashions.
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Lobster Links 

The Lobster Institute
Proudly working with and serving the lobster industry from New York to Newfoundland since 1987.
Maine Lobster Festival | 62nd Annual Maine Lobster Festival - July 29 - August 2, 2009 in Rockland, Maine
The Maine Lobster Festival in Rockland, Maine is North America's premier event for all things lobster!
Redondo Beach 13th Annual Original Lobster Festival
Redondo Beach, Calif., September 26, 27, 28, 2008
Port of Los Angeles Lobsterfest Sept. 19-21, 2008
Port of Los Angeles Lobster Festival, San Pedro California, bills itself as the world's largest.
Long Beach Lobster Festival
Yet another South Calif. festival, held every September. This one claims to have the world's largest cooker!
The Lobsterman's Page
This site is dedicated to those individuals who make their living from the harvest of lobster (Homarus americanus) in the waters of the northeastern seaboard of the United States - the independent lobsterman.

Eat. Then Read. 

RIP David Foster Wallace

Fine LobsterIf you consider yourself an admirer of literary legerdemain, you owe it to yourself to try reading David Foster Wallace. I say "try" because Wallace isn't the most accessible of writers. His lobster essay is like a lobster dinner hosted by Norman Mailer and Rodney Dangerfield.

Consider the Lobster: And Other Essays

It's a well-accepted proposition that Wallace, a MacArthur Foundation "genius" grant recipient, is one of the most brilliant essayists alive. But it's another matter altogether whether his work-at once luminous, provocative, digressive, and frustrating-finds the audience it deserves.

Amazon Price: $10.19 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Consider the Lobster: And Other Essays

This audiobook is like no other-not for the fabulous essays or deft narration, but for its inclusion of footnotes. Audio footnotes? It's quite simple. When Wallace reads his plentiful footnotes, which as fans know are anecdotal asides rather than bibliographic references, his voice changes tone. At first, this audio wrinkle sounds odd. But the novelty quickly fades and the parentheticals play as effective and amusing a role as in his print work, perhaps more so since here flow can be better maintained.

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The Secret Life of Lobsters: How Fishermen and Scientists Are Unraveling the Mysteries of Our Favorite Crustacean (P.S.)

Chronicles the eternal struggle between lobstermen who would catch every lobster until all are gone and marine biologists who try to talk some sense into them.

Amazon Price: $11.86 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Lobster Chronicles, The: Life On a Very Small Island

The author gave up her gig as captian of a swordfishing boat to pursue the life of a lobsterwoman.

Amazon Price: $11.16 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Lobsters: Biology, Management, Aquaculture and Fisheries

That's right, a lobster textbook. For true lobstermaniacs.

Amazon Price: $237.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

A Little Lobster Music 

The perfect soundtrack for enjoying that special lobster dinner.

Rock Lobster (Album Version)

Amazon Price: $0.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

The B-52's

Amazon review: The centerpiece is the 6:49 opus "Rock Lobster," which demonstrates the ne plus ultra of wackiness and fun for the quintet. The real surreal line that really caught me: "We were at the beach/Everybody had matching towels." If the B-52's played a party by the ocean, mermaids, fish, crustaceans, cephalopods, lamellibrates of all shapes and sizes would show up to boogie. And love that swirling effect after Fred sings "Down, down." There are too many silly sounds and bizarre lines in this song to mention.

Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 12/02/2008) Buy Now

Famous Lobster Art 


Alexander Calder: Lobster Trap and Fish Tail

Lobster phone, by Salvador Dali by frebelo76

Lobster Telephone by Dalí by La Mariposa

Salvador Dali on the phone by misocrazy

This guy was entertaining the public in front of a museum where there is a Dali ...

A Dali moment at the National Trust by Indigo Goat

Plastic lobsters at the Kitchen in Penrhyn Castle (National Trust).

Not Dali by Darrenxyz

Outside the Dali exhibition, they had this actor chap setting the scene.

Calder postcard 1985 by evinglenside

From LIFE publications circa 1985. The back reads:

Lobster Comments 

Thanks for visiting. If you can tear yourself away from that lobster sandwich, leave a comment.


OhMe wrote...

I had no idea that Lobster were so popular. They are everywhere. Great idea for a lens and hope you sell lots and lots and lobster stuff!

ReplyPosted November 20, 2008

ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...

Its been a long time since I've eaten lobster. We need to plan a night out... Cooking it at home is out of the question. We might mess it up! And then I would cry...
Great lens
Lizzy

ReplyPosted November 20, 2008

Treasures-By-Brenda wrote...

Holy Lobster Rufus!!! You've gone and made me hungry. (I guess your lens works!)

Brenda

ReplyPosted November 15, 2008

dc64 wrote...

Okay, I don't like lobster at all, as a matter of fact, I don't like seafood. Maybe it's just that I can't get past something that looks like a giant sea-bug. I do like Rufus Quail though, luckily, he doesn't look like a bug of any kind ; )

ReplyPosted November 06, 2008

Lensmaster

Lib420 wrote

What about "A Pantry Ballet"? Lobsters tutus = awesome.

Reply Posted November 01, 2008

Janet21 wrote...

Great lens! Welcome to the Novelty Gifts Group. Blessed by a Squid Angel. :)

ReplyPosted September 15, 2008

JaguarJulie wrote...

OMG, I could live on lobster several times a week -- hubby did a scuba trip to the FL Keys a while back, but only brought back one rock lobster -- pickings were slim. Slobster? That's funny! 5***** for making me hungry for lobster. ;-)

ReplyPosted August 23, 2008

Pastiche wrote...

I'm from New England and we LOVE LOBSTAH! 5*s!

ReplyPosted August 16, 2008

chefkeem wrote...

Quail and lobster - what an exquisite pairing! *****

ReplyPosted August 10, 2008

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