Lord of the Blingee: LOTR Humor

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Watch out! Blingee is a powerful weapon that can instantly transform any self-respecting Man, Elf, Hobbit or Wizard into a figure of laughter!

So "go on, laugh," as the Goblin King from a different fandom would say. This Lord of the Bling humor page is an archive of my silly LOTR Blingees. Just for fun, I've included some of the other random Lord of the Rings humor around the web.

Video: The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins 

Leonard Nimoy Will Never Live This Down.

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What's the Elvish Translation for "Blingee"? 

Elrond Is Doomed

(The above Blingee makes more sense if you know of the Doom Song -- sound warning on that link.)

Goth Arwen

Aragorn Blingee

The Many Faces of Elrond
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Video: Boromir's Idea 

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Silly Lord of the Rings Stuff on Amazon 

... which do YOU think is the most ridiculous example of shameless LOTR merchandising?

Lord of the Rings Talking Smeagol Plush

Lord of the Rings Talking Smeagol Plush

DRIVE YOUR ROOMMATE COMPLETELY MAD WITH THIS THING2 points

Lord of Rings Russian Nesting Doll

Lord of Rings Russian Nesting Doll

(Probably Made In China)1 point

ARAGORN With SWORD SLASHING ACTION

ARAGORN With SWORD SLASHING ACTION

OMG HE'S SO KEWL1 point

Lord of the Rings Boromir vs Lurtz

Lord of the Rings Boromir vs Lurtz

POOR BOROMIR DOESN'T DESERVE THIS1 point

Lord Of The Rings Fargorn Forest Incense Sticks

Lord Of The Rings Fargorn Forest Incense Sticks

NOTHING SAYS "I LOVE ENTS" LIKE BURNING1 point

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Lord of the Rings Trilogy ROTK Electronic Eye of Sauron

Lord of the Rings Trilogy ROTK Electronic Eye of Sauron

"With Light and Sound Effects!"1 point

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The Blingee Annotated Version of LOTR 

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings films deserve yet another longwinded appendix.

"The world has changed..."

3 Rings for Elven Kings

"Nine Blings for Mortal Men Doomed But Fly..."

Lord of the Blingie, 1.2

"Sauron, The Lord of the Bling"

Lord of the Blingee, 1.3

"One Blingee to Rule Them All"

Lord of the Blingee, 1.4

versus:

"The Last Alliance of Elves, Men, and...um...other folks..."

Lord of the Blingee, 1.5

"Leithio i Pilinn!" (Elvish Subtitles Correctly Translated!)
Lord of the Blingee 1.6
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(To be continued...)

Video: They're Taking the Hobbits To Isengard 

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Other Random Funny LOTR Stuff 

Lord of the Rings Humor

LOTR Fanatics Plaza Blingee Thread
How the LOTR Blingee Madness began. Join the Plaza; add yours here!
Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza: The Great Blingee Competition
The usually sober lore forums of the Lord of the Rings Fanatics Plaza get invaded by LOTR Blingee Mania.
The Two Towers: Badgers Extended Edition
By the crazy people that launched the Badgers Song on the net.
Khâzad-Dum Tinies
Edward Gorey Does Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Peeps
"The Lord of the Rings is brought to life as it has never been before." I love this parody.
The Very Secret Diaries
The famous "Very Secret Diary" series by Cassandra Claire. Just remember: "Still the prettiest."
A Critique of Ralph Bakshi's Lord of the Rings
All you need to know about this hilariously bad 1970s animated version of Lord of the Rings.
Somehow I'm not surprised that Peter Jackson professes his admiration of it more often than the BBC Radio play.

Video: "Because I'm a Blond" 

Legolas humor. I suppose someone had to do it.

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I Wonder What Tacky LOTR Kitsch is Selling on eBay Today? 

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Video: Boromir's Imaginary Phone 

Boromir's scenery-chewing provided a lot of fodder for parodies.
Resizing made this one a little fuzzy, but someone's added a cute soundtrack.
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"Hoppit on Board" by Tinw 

Feel free to repost with a link/credit!

One Blingee Dingy, Two Blingy Dingy 

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Lord of the Rings "We Will Rock You" 

Legolas IS Freddy Mercury!

This works surprisingly well.
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by Tinw

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