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Dear Ms. Keemie, my problem is...

confidant and curious says:

I have been dating this guy for over a year, he was my first time, and he is absolutely wonderful. I am very happy with our relationship, and I love him a lot. I am just starting to feel more confidant with my body and I am a little curious as to if other guys would find me as beautiful as he does, and since he is my only experience sexually, I wonder what it might be like with someone else, because I have learned so much. I feel awful for having these feelings, are they wrong? And what should I do about them? I would never cheat on my boyfriend, and I dont want to ruin anything because things are going so well...

Posted December 19, 2009

5th Grader says:

Well, i got asked out by this boy whos dating my BFF and his note said, "if she was to break up with me would you go out with me?" im confused. if i say no they will stilll be going out and ill hang around my BFF and he'll hang around her so things will be awkward and if i say yes ill be going out with him but my BFF will be so pissed at me cuz he said he would break up with her to go out with me and then if i say maybe both of them will hate me. plz help.thx

Posted December 11, 2009

amy says:

My boyfriend tends to lie about things, or exaggerate them. He will take other peoples stories and make them his own, or say something that happened to him that seems improbable ( like standing up to a man who pulled a gun on him). Its like he is doing this to compete or sound cool or something, or maybe these fabrications are based on and insecurity he has.If he has an insecurity i would really like to help him with it. Maybe I am being to harsh, but it makes me feel uncomfortable knowing that any story could be a lie, but i am scared to bring it up. If i do, he gets defensive like i dont trust his word. Ms Keemie, trust me I want to believe him, but it is hard sometimes. How do i bring this up to him to make him see my side of things without getting in a fight?

Posted September 24, 2009

says:

Dear Ms... ter Keemie? (I am not quite convinced there's a real woman under that dress). Anyway. My problem is with loving too much. You know, like I just love all things. Even when they don't love me back or it just doesn't seem reasonable or even healthy or financially feasible to love something. I'm often found just standing there with this goofy grin on my face and stars in my head when other people are like- didn't that upset you in the least that we lost the game, the money, the toilet plunger- whatever? This is not always a good thing. Like when people are mad and I try to love away their anger and get hit in the process. And the other day, true story, I got stung by two bees on the ass when I laid down on the school field so I could look up and love the blue skies above and thought, wow- those bees really love me- they gave up their lives for me! And this one time there was an incident with the neighbours' big dog, I thought he was just jumping up to give me a quick doggie kiss but no he was open to a lot more.. nevermind that one, I just didn't quite know how to react (ok maybe I have my limits afterall). Poison ivy- yes- I saw it, picked it up and loved it, and all it did was make me itch for days. Same thing when I tried some illicit drugs an ex-boyfriend brought over when I was in my early twenties- he said I'd love em'. That lovin' feeling just doesn't last though so I'm always lookin' for the next thing to love. Anyway, I think I love too much. Like if love were a dinner setting, I wouldn't just eat the meal but the plates too. I admit I'm fat, but it's because I love diets- I love all the food on all diets and can have more than one going at a time- no need for any food to go unloved around here. There's just too much to love about eating! God I love to chew and swallow, it never gets old for me. And somehow, my fat self loves my skinny self so much it just doesn't care that my skinny self looks so much better in those smaller clothes I love. Ah well. I still love my old maternity clothes too. So, how can I stop loving everything so much? Please help. . It doesn't matter of you're actually just a hairy old man playing dress up cuz... I love you!! (is that good enough payment? Cuz I found love playing online poker too but it didn't love me back and now I'm broke)

Posted September 20, 2009

helpforfriend says:

My friend is going through a tough time. Her parents split when she was young, and she has lived back and fourth between them for a long time. They never had the best living conditions and never had the most money. Now, her father has met someone new and gotten married. They have a lovely home and more money, and a baby on the way. My friend is really upset by this. I think she is jealous, and I understand , but i dont know what to tell her. i mean , this baby gets to grow up with a mom, and a dad, and money to do the things my friend was never able to do...not to mention an age gap of 16 years. What should I tell her to make her feel a little bit better?

Posted September 19, 2009

confused says:

I'm 17. I have a history of bad "relationships" in which I developed a lot of insecurities. For the past year and a bit i have been dating a guy that made that all change. He is amazing. Super nice to me, thoughtful, 100% trustworthy, everything. Like everything however, there are a few problems; we are both extremely stubborn and want to believe we are right, sometimes i feel like he might exaggerate stories, but when I bring that up he gets defensive. I am very motivated, I am going to nursing school next year and trying to do a lot, he is 19, still hangs out with gr.9's , and has a part time job, but plans to do nothing but travel. I would love to support him in his choices but it is hard. Also, I can get REALLY insecure. All those things cause fights. A lot of fights. Also I am worried, because I dont know if I love him, or the thought of him. Like i feel really comfortable and happy around him, just laying next to him makes me feel on top of the world,and i know he feels the same but again I dont know if i love him for him, or for the companionship and love he so freely gives me. Is it wrong to love someone for those reasons? Do you think i love him, or the thought of him? We took a month of not seeing each other, but still being together, so we have time to work on personal issues. Is that a good idea? I need your help!!

Posted September 19, 2009

Aliyah says:

Hi
Well I have been dating a guy since last year and we were meeting only for sex and he did have already a girlfriend and they were supposed to get engaged but they have break-up after.That guy keep on meeting me sometimes and we do keep in touch via messenger and I began to realy like him,he cares 4 me and we talk as frineds and even we met only 4 sex he has never make me get any problem.But the last time we have meet we have gone to lunch only and my friends were around that day,and he has finally befriends my friends (both girls and boys)also,I did not tell my friends that we were dating each other because I knew that he meets me only 4 sex,but I became jealous when I find out that he meet my friends even I was not there.I have later tell my friends about us by lieing a bit by telling them that he was my ex.but I wanted to get into relationship with him because I like him very much. He was angry when I told him that I have told my friends that we were together b4.He told i should have never told them about us and we did have a big fight. And he has realy hurt me because he told me that I was cheap and he never love and never will. But after some week later he has call me and we chat a lot on messenger more than before infact quiet everyday now. He has not yet talk about that fight between us, he is making as if nothing has happend,But the last time we chat he told that he wanted to met me, I have ask him why, he told me because that he like me and he has like me since long. if he wanted me only for sex, he could have taken advantage of that he like me and he always want my good. So I have ask him about getting into a serious relationship he told me we will be together at any time the issue about his girlfriend can arise in his family and that they can force him to get engaged. He said that he really does not want to give me hope and like we are, we will always support each other.
I really don't know what to do as I am confused, I want to get into something serious with him else I will leave him coz I don't want to get hurt. plz advice me.

Posted September 10, 2009

livnlrn says:

i have been in a relation ship for the past four yrs. and just out of the blue they say that they love me but its a different kind of love than what i feel for them they say that they love me but are no longer in love with me i had no idea / clue that there were any problems untill all this came along just this past tuesday, dont no what the hell to do or say guess im still numb they say they dont wanna work on it or it out i dont no what to do what is your advise

Posted July 11, 2009

Rach says:

Ok, so where do i start errmm, well for around 9 months i've felt i was in love with this guy erm we're both about the same age but hes in the yr above, we were quite good friends until these past few weeks hes been really off with me and has been looking at me quite strangly..ever since then it took me a few weeks to forget about him and i think im finally there but i now like this guy im friends with as more than a friend and its really confusing because i think im still in love with the other guy (the one who ive stopped speaking too)but recently ive been gettin this really strange feeling about him and hes a really good mate of mine so i don't think he'll feel the same way should i just forget about him.?? x

Posted June 04, 2009

aj2008 says:

Dear Ms Keemie, whenever it is time to buy my gorgeous much loved hubby a gift I have a HUGE problem. He loves books and CDs but he hates "smellies" - no, he is definitely NOT a "Lynx" or "Calvin Klein pour homme" type - well he doesn't need all that fake stuff ;) But I would like to find something more original than a book or a CD occassionally. It is particularly bad when it is his birthday as it is only 6 days before Christmas AND everyone else wants me to give them ideas as well.

Oh what is this poor Damsel to do?

Posted March 13, 2009

awelldressedbullet says:

* gasp * I saw your photo above and now I am having nightmares LOL

Posted February 22, 2009

badmsm says:

Hey Ms. Keemie,

I've been married 22 years, and need some fresh ideas to brighten things up. Is spandex overrated? Chocolate or a visit to Home Depot? Any suggestions for a Happier Valentine's Day?

Thanks!

Posted January 24, 2009

prittykitty0000 says:

I am with a boy who is only 6 months older than i{we're 16}, who i love so much and we've been together for almost 2 months. but the thing is, i've never met him and he lives 2,000 miles away! we love eachother so deeply and i know he is real and not some old guy from the internet{its a fact}. but we ALWAYSSSS argue and fight and almost break up but end up making up. we just seem to bump heads in the middle everytime we have a conversation. then i started talking to this guy at school who i am really good friends with and just admitted today that he likes me a lot. and i realize i kind of like him too. he says that, since i've only been kissed once, that i should date someone close to home so i could have a more physical relationship and not goes so long without ever even getting to be kissed again. i know that me and my boyfriend really really love eachother, but i just think that all this argueing will get worse and it just wont work out in the end. i need help whether i should really break my boyfriend's heart and date the boy at my school, or just keep with my current relationship and see how it goes.

Posted January 22, 2009

NAIZA says:

Dear Ms. Keemie,
What advice can you give to my best friend who doesn't have any boyfriend yet since birth??? I really don't know what will advice her because ironically I haven't been in a relationship myself.. Looking forward to your reply, Naiza :)

Posted November 26, 2008

Stephanie says:

My current boyfriend has slept with alot of girls,and he has cheated on many of them. He's told me now that he wants to get married with me and he wont hurt me.He wrote a letter to me i havent read it yet but he says that i might think he's a hypocrit because of what he wrote in the letter what do i do??

Posted November 20, 2008

badmsm says:

Dear Ms Keemie,

What do you suggest to keep the flames of passion raging?

Posted November 15, 2008

CrypticFragments not logged in! lol says:

Dear Ms. Keemie...you are such a great comfort. My problem is, my beloved wants to live in the wilds of AZ miles from civilization, while I (as I do not drive) would rather be in a town and at least have reliable internet for my online pursuits. This issue has separated us for over a year while we try to figure out if our love is worth compromise...
What should we do?

Posted November 15, 2008

GrowWear says:

Dear Ms. Keemie: Men have an awful habit of thinking that they need to boss their women around. What do you yourself do when a man tries to control you? Looking forward to your womanly advice! --MiMi

Posted November 14, 2008

squidtwo says:

Dear Miss Keemie: I seem to have forgotten what a love life is. I'm too old for dating games. A friend has suggested a chef friend of his, should I go for it?

Posted November 14, 2008

aj2008 says:

DEar Ms Keemie, is it true that men are from Mars and women are from Venus, because my husband says he does not know what planet I am on most of the time. What can he possibly mean....

Posted November 14, 2008

Dear problem child, my advice is...

chefkeem says:

Dear 5th Grader,
stay out of this whole mess and go out with someone YOU like and who is unattached and available. Don't worry about what others might think about your decisions. Listen to your heart only! :)

Posted December 12, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear Amy,
as long as he's continuing to make up stuff out of insecurity, you can't talk to him about it. The only thing you CAN do, is helping him improve his self-confidence by letting him know that you like him the way he really is, underneath of all the bragging. Think hard about this, Amy...what exactly do you like about him? Keep thinking. It might not be too obvious, since he's apparently been hiding under lies and made-up stories. But if you find something you like, tell him about it. If you don't find any redeeming qualities...run and let him try to impress someone else.

Posted September 24, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear Rascal,
thank you for applying for, um, MY job. It's yours!
You suffer from the rare but chronic love-loopy syndrome and the only cure for that is writing a love advice column. That'll teach ya. Or should I say, "leech ya"? You know, those nasty little suckers that help with high blood pressure? Same thing. Monday, 8 AM at my AK office. K?
(Btw, the captcha word for this comment is 'uberloop'. Yup, that's you. Rascal.)

Posted September 20, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear helpforfriend,
you're saying the right things already...it's wonderful that the baby will have a more normal home than your friend. Tell your friend to rise to the occasion and be a loving sister. This is the only way she'll ever get happy in her life. If she keeps harboring jealousy and resentments toward that innocent baby, she's gonna end up a grumpy old spinster like myself...

Posted September 20, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear confused,
I'm glad you are stubborn. This trait will save your young life if you apply it with wisdom. There's nothing wrong with dreaming and feeling in love, but your current guy won't do much for your future. You seem to be passionate about learning the skills to help others in need. THAT is your greatest asset! Keep following through with your plans, no matter what.
Look, have fun with your dream hunk as much as you want, as long as you stubbornly insist on realizing your career path, as well. It's all a matter of negotiation. Yes, relationships require negotiation skills, believe me. He can go travel for a while, and you do what YOU want to do. And if you then find your way back together - maybe you're actually made for each other. In other words, follow your own dreams first! The rest will develop naturally.
You strike me as a pretty secure person. You just might get distracted by that great feeling of infatuation. Enjoy it while it lasts, but always listen to your stubborn inner voice when it reminds you of your true passions for your personal development. You'll be so grateful that you did, later on in your life.

Posted September 19, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear Aliyah,
I've read your note twice and it breaks my heart. Looks like you're being (ab)used by a sumbitch who cares only about the urges of his randy little pecker. You deserve better than that!
He's calling you cheap because this is how he deep down truly feels about himself. Some people need to blame others for exactly the thing that's wrong with THEM. This guy is immature and selfish, and he's a liar.
My advice to you is get yourself a good education and meet new friends along your path to maturity and happiness.
Don't be a doormat for a selfish momma boy like the one you described to me. And if he has a girlfriend already, what are you doing in this picture anyway? Have a little more self-respect...you deserve it because you have a good heart. You go, girl! :-)

Posted September 10, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear lvnlrn,
how many are "they"? My guess is you're either a Mormon and I'm totally out of my league with your request, or you should put the vowels back into your name and take your own advice - life's a b**ch and then you learn from it. It's over, m'friend! When "they" say they love you and it sounds like "bad news" - it probably is. No matter how they try to rationalize away their indifference - in this case, "I still love you" means "get lost!".
The good news is you can move on now, make the same mistakes again, and learn a little more. (And if you do it with more than one study subjects simultaneously - you could even speed up your lvnlrn prcss sgnfcntly.)

Posted July 11, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear Rach,
although I'm confused about which guy erm you're talking about in your different scenarios, I'm confident that you're still in love with the other guy (the one you've stopped speaking to) BECAUSE you've stopped speaking to him. Or the other one. Or something. (Where's my Moose Beer? I need one bad...)

Posted June 04, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear aj2008,
I just killed two AK skeeters with one slap of my square-foot swatter. What a mess on my inner thigh!
Why am I telling you this? Don't you get it yet?
You can take care of ALL your problems with ONE simple solution: Buy your hubby a seal blubber natural soap making kit. It's more original than - yet probably includes - an instructional book and CD. It's real - not fake, and you can sell the bars to everyone else for their Christmas gift needs.

Next?

Posted March 14, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear badmsm,
the good news is - you're back. The bad news is, you probably did not follow my advice after our last session. Bad Msm! Down! Bad girl! Down! (Now, there's an idea!)
P.S.: Spandex ratings are directly related to the quality of the stuffing.
P.P.S.: Eat chocolate, then visit Home Depot for a spandex repair kit.

Posted January 24, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear prittykitty0000,
to make your long story short - break your boyfriend's dates and see how it goes.

Posted January 24, 2009

chefkeem says:

Dear NAIZA,
to tell you the truth (I'm a little under the weather today) - my advice to both of you is: don't bother! Just take a moment and read through my correspondence on this page. Do you see any troubles from being in NO relationship? NO. The mess always starts as soon as you get tangled up with another nutcase (= human being). Your beloved life style goes down the drain from day one: no more burping at the dinner table, no more diagonal sleeping positions across your "queen-size", daily arguments about who's gonna take the dog out, guilt-trips over forgetting to pick up toilet paper at the grocery store (or bringing the wrong 1-ply-no-flower-prints kind) - the list is endless. You girls enjoy your freedom as long as you can resist the love bug. After the bite, you know where to find me. :)

Posted November 26, 2008

chefkeem says:

My dear Stephanie -
my Grandma's name was Stephanie, that's why I feel an instant and deep connection with you. Even though my Grandma's dead and you're not (yet), and she was my Grandma and I don't even know you...but I digress. (Again!)
Do you know the difference between "reacting" and "responding"? It's huge! Never react! Take a deep breath and think through the issue first - then respond.
Well, my first reaction to your note was: shoot him first, and then the letter! My second reaction was the same.
My response, however, goes like this: shoot him where it hurts most (to level the battlefield, if you get my drift), then sit down together and have him read the letter to you. Tell him to speak up and stop whining. When he's finished reading, ask him if he would believe his own nonsense, then lock him into the basement. This is probably the only way you'd stay unhurt. (Don't forget to throw away the key, girl!) You're welcome. :)

Posted November 20, 2008

chefkeem says:

Dear badmsm -
do you know the Latin proverb "nomen est omen"? Me neither.
However, I know that you can learn a lot from analyzing a person's chosen name, especially about their deepest inner desires. So, let's have a look at your cute little acronym, "badmsm" - in reference to your current "flame-out". I assume that your request really is about "re-kindling", right? ;-)
Are you being a -
Boring Alaskan Damsel Missing Some Marbles?
Borealis Aurora Dyslexic Moose Stew Maven?
Ballooning Amazon Dummy Making Serious Misjudgments?
Shouldn't you try to be a -
Buxom Angel Despite Miserable Sinus Maladies?
Ballerina Amateur Dancer Mastering Sexier Movements?
Barely Adult Dingy Missy Serving (yer) Man?
Think about it! xoxoxo :)

Posted November 15, 2008

chefkeem says:

Dear CrypticFragments (what a sexy name!) -
without trying to be too "cryptic" myself - you need your paradigms shifted, girl! There's something quite fragmented about "civilization" in AZ. Living "in the wilds" could mean "miles INTO civilization", considering the views of a certain famous politico from yer neck o' th' brush...
If you have to wonder about the compromise-worth of your love, you're already in the hole (therapeutically-speaking, only!) - "Love" is nothing BUT compromise! I hope my cryptic advice mends some of your fragile mental...um...hell, I don't even know what I'm talking about, sometimes...tsk, tsk, tsk...

Posted November 15, 2008

chefkeem says:

Oh, dear GrowWhatever - it's you again! O.k. then...
Funny you asked! It reminds me of a completely unrelated story from a little while ago: my girlfriends and I were frolicking across a particularly enchanting orchard, when we encountered this beautiful pecan tree. Most of the NUTS were on the ground, already. So we picked them up and collected them in our hankies, making handy little NUT baggies about the size of our fists (some of them a little bigger). To make sure we wouldn't drop any NUTS, we grabbed the baggies real hard and tied them up real tight. I mean, tight! The NUTS strained against the cloth, but we wouldn't let go. We squeezed even harder - as hard as we could. Until we turned blue in our faces. Some of the NUTS were crushed...LOL. Then we went home and took a nap. That was a wonderful day. And so satisfying. ;-) ;-)

Posted November 14, 2008

chefkeem says:

Dear squidtwo -
you're the perfect candidate for my latest revolutionary self-help product: "Help - I'm fallen but I want to get it up anyway" Energy Booster for the Riper Adult. Take just 30-90 capsules, 14 times daily, and you'll want to get out of the house, quickly. Free "carry-on med-sac" is included! This fabulous and clinically-proven placebo will make you feel absolutely whipper-snapperish within a few short years - IF, and only IF - you put your mind to it. "Chef" friend? Forget it. You'll waste your newly-found energy on washing dishes...

Posted November 14, 2008

chefkeem says:

Dear AJ -
"Mars"...yadda, yadda..."Venus"...yadda, yadda...myths! Sold a bunch of books, that's all. We all come from the same sphere: yer mama's belly, got that?
You're mixed up anyway, my child. You want to know where we "are FROM", but hubby wants to know where you ARE, most of the time! I suspect you ARE in cyberspace, all the time. That's what he means! Return in your "rocket" and spend some more time on the launching pad. With hubby. Maybe hubby has a little rocket of his own...for launching...into some space. 10...9...8...there you go! "Houston - we've got the problem solved!"

Posted November 14, 2008

chefkeem says:

Dear GrowWear -
1. Speak louder
2. Take that thing outta your mouth
3. Slap them over the head while explaining things
Come back anytime if you have more issues. xoxoxo

Posted November 10, 2008

chefkeem says:

Dear Margaret -
I hear you, believe me. Dating is completely overrated. It's much too time-consuming, nerve-wracking, and usually disappointing. What are you going to wear? Will the food be delicious? Can he dance? Will he be secretly picking his nose (and then taking you by the hand...)? Night cap, or not? Questions, questions!
Here's my recommendation: don't date. Pick 'em on the spot, wherever you find them. Get it over with, right there and then! Go to places where there are many of them in one pile. Pick, flick, no stick - is my motto. Start at the Republican Convention and work your way up. I love you, too, Margaret!

Posted November 10, 2008

 
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