Great Quotes About Pets

People love to talk about pets!

• "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." —Groucho Marx.
  
  
• "To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." —Aldous Huxley
  
  
• "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." —Robert Benchley
  
  
• "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul—chicken, pork, half a cow.they must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" —Anne Tyler
  
  
• "If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." —Woodrow Wilson
  
  
• "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." —Nora Ephron
  
  
• "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." —Robert A. Heinlein
  
  
• "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." —Ann Landers
  
  
• "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." —Roger Caras
  
  
• "Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." —Mark Twain
  
  
• "I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it." —Abraham Lincoln
  
  
• "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." —John Steinbeck
  
  
• "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." —Mark Twain