Felix Gomez: Vampire Detective

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A Vampire Series of a Different Nature


    The 5th novel in the Felix Gomez Vampire Detective novels, Werewolf Smackdown, arrived in bookstores on March 9th, 2010. These novels are fun, witty and a great joyride through some great cities with vampire Felix as your guide.

    Don't let the book titles scare you, these novels are really not explicit. The titles are a clever play on the storyline.

    This fan is eagerly awaiting the next book in the series!

Felix Gomez - Former Soldier, Current Vampire

He's Not Your Ordinary Twilight Vampire, Ladies.


    "Felix Gomez went to Iraq as a soldier. He came back a vampire."

    Felix isn't a perpetually 17 year old boy, nor is he centuries old. Felix is a new Vampire and a rough-around-the-edges Man. Felix came back from Iraq as a vampire and settled into a career as a detective. During the course of the series Felix encounters a myriad of other supernatural beings such as a dryad, aliens, zombies, and in this new book, werewolves. The reader gets to tour Colorado, Florida, L.A, and now Charleston, South Carolina, through the eyes of a daylight walking vampire.

    Mario Acevedo's writing feels just like a classic detective novel with its witty and rather "human" main character. The Vampires in this series can go out in the sunlight as long as they are wearing the UV-blocking makeup and contacts that allow them to look human. They eat all your Grandmother's favorite recipes... smothered in a nice warm coat of blood. The blood soothes the kundalini noir, the dark energy at the root of the vampiric disease. The kundalini noir gives the vampires their abilities: seeing auras, enhanced hearing, strength, regeneration, and hypnotism. If you like a solid mystery detective novel with a good dose of humor, sex, action and vampires, then you must meet Felix.

Pizza

"That evening I ordered delivery of the famed local pizza - pepperoni, black olive, and jalapeno - which I smothered in warmed cow's blood." - The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

Felix Gomez - Book 1

The Nymphos of Rocky Flats (Felix Gomez, Book 1)

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    "This debut novel succeeds largely because Acevedo gleefully acknowledges that it takes a lot to make a vampire story interesting anymore. PI Felix Gomez, an ex-soldier who became a vampire while serving in Iraq, uses his supernatural powers to solve mysteries that befuddle mere mortals. When a friend in the Department of Energy asks him to look into an outbreak of nymphomania among female guards at a plutonium processing plant in Colorado, things get really weird: hypnotized personnel talk cryptically about Roswell and something called Project Redlight, trained assassins start decimating the local vampire community and an amorous dryad shows up to assist in the detective work. As though this weren't enough, Felix refuses to drink human blood, an ethical stand that attenuates his uncanny powers and results in intriguing plot complications. Not everything adds up by the book's dizzying finale, but most readers will be too charmed by the crisp style to notice the loose ends. Acevedo doesn't add anything new to the modern vampire tale, but he has a lot of fun sounding its bells and whistles." - Publisher Weekly

X-Rated Bloodsuckers

Felix Gomez - Book 2

X-Rated Bloodsuckers (Felix Gomez, Book 2)

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Hard-boiled action mixes with soft-core titillation in Acevedo's second novel featuring soldier- turned-vampire PI Felix Gomez (after 2006's The Nymphos of Rocky Flats), who's approached by porn actress Katz Meow to investigate the murder of her colleague Roxy Bronze. Before you can say XXX, Felix is off to California's


    "San Fernando Valley and up to his fangs in intrigue implicating a vampire producer of adult films, a sham evangelist, a power-hungry local politician and the Araneum, the secret vampire hierarchy tasked with stamping out unorthodox human-vampire interactions. Felix endures the usual silver bullets and garlic, as well as several very human double crosses and miscalculations, before the story speeds to an unlikely conclusion that exposes a somewhat unconvincing villain. The novel's true appeal lies in its zippy banter and witty repartee on vampire lifestyle, particularly in Felix's ongoing partnership with Coyote, a low-rent vamp from the barrio. Acevedo has a natural flare for the hard-boiled idiom, and readers who enjoyed Felix's first adventure will find this follow-up equally entertaining." - Publisher Weekly

Enchiladas

"I left Rocky Flats, ate dinner - red enchiladas smothered with bull blood - and returned to the office late that evening." - The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

The Undead Kama Sutra

Felix Gomez - Book 3

The Undead Kama Sutra (Felix Gomez, Book 3)

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    "Setting the stage for Felix Gomez's hard-boiled third adventure (after 2007's X-Rated Bloodsuckers), a dying alien tells the vampire PI to find Goodman and save the Earth women. Felix is already on a case, collecting pages of a manuscript called The Undead Kama Sutra that supposedly shows how to increase a vampire's psychic energies and healing abilities through sex. The search has led Felix to the Florida Keys and researcher Carmen Arellano. After a guest at a vampire resort dies by alien energy blaster, Felix and Carmen track down the mysterious Goodman, a retired army colonel somehow connected to the disappearance of three other women. When Carmen is kidnapped by aliens, Felix must save the day. Curiously low on sex given the title and the example of previous volumes, the story collapses in a deus ex machina that may leave even Acevedo's fans less than eager for Felix's next escapade." - Publisher Weekly

Jailbait Zombie

Felix Gomez - Book 4

Jailbait Zombie (Felix Gomez, Book 4)

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    "Felix Gomez, vampire PI, tackles his gritty fourth adventure (after 2008's The Undead Kama Sutra), a blend of hard-boiled noir and contemporary horror. This time around, Felix is sent by his bosses at the Araneum, a worldwide network of vampires, to destroy a nest of zombies outside of Denver and put their creator out of business. On the zombies' trail, Felix meets Phaedra Nardoni, the 16-year-old responsible for his hallucinatory flashbacks to his days as a soldier in Iraq. Phaedra, who is dying of Huntington's chorea, threatens Felix with more hallucinations unless he turns her into a vampire. Felix's moral dilemma is cut short when the zombie reanimator captures him and explains his plans for world domination and zombies in space. Fans of splattery Hollywood-style horror will have fun with this tale of violence and mayhem." - Publisher Weekly

Nachos

"Our Waitress arrived with drinks and the plate of nachos, which was drizzled with melted cheese, diced jalapenos, and - from the aroma - goat's blood." - X-Rated Bloodsuckers

"Werewolf Smackdown"

Felix Gomez - Book 5

Werewolf Smackdown: A Novel

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    "The fifth adventure of vampire PI Felix Gomez (following 2009's Jailbait Zombie) finds him caught between alpha werewolves battling for supremacy in sunny Charleston, S.C. When high-powered werewolf attorney Eric Bourbon tries to hire Gomez to kill his rival, Randolph Calhoun, Gomez refuses. The last thing he wants is to be the guy responsible for breaking the uneasy truce that exists among supernatural entities. But as soon as Gomez dodges that metaphorical bullet, someone tries to put a real one through him. Finding the answers will bring Gomez up against an estranged old lover and an old enemy, and just might get him killed. Characters include the usual roster of hoodlums and femmes fatales, who engage in a plethora of double-crosses and violent action scenes. Plenty of cliffhangers keep the story moving in this horror fan's perfect vacation read." - Publisher Weekly

Release Date: 03/09/2010

Book Trailer for Werewolf Smackdown!

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Mario Acevedo on the Web!

Mario Acevedo's Official Website
The Official Website for the author of the Felix Gomez Vampire Novels
LoveVampires.com
Website dedicated to reviewing Vampire Fiction
The Vampire Library
The Vampire Library is a resource for readers of vampire fiction, literature and non-fiction books. This site offers lists of vampire books, detailed book information, and links to purchasing information where available.

Blog Site of Mario Acevedo and Jeanne Stein


    "Welcome to Biting-Edge, a blog shared by authors and vampire experts, Mario Acevedo and Jeanne Stein. We'll cover urban fantasy, vampires, pop culture, and all things Joss Whedon. Unlike other fantasy blogs, we don't insist on body cavity searches (unless you ask politely). Snarkiness is most welcome...though we won't promise not to bite back!"

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