mastiff drool is cool

It is a myth that mastiffs walk around all day with slingers hanging down off their lips. Mastiffs only drool when they drink, eat or when they see food they want.
At home I keep the water bowl for my mastiffs on the porch so by the time they come in the house all the drool is gone from their lips.
If you are hand feeding your mastiff they will drool in anticipation, or if they are waiting for their food dish.
My most embarrassing moment with my mastiffs came one day at a dog show.
I was holding a piece of roast beef in front of my dog in the show ring, and he was drooling profusely. As the judge approached us Mountain shook his head and a huge slinger flew threw the air and landed on the judges glasses. I can laugh now, but the poor judge was gagging.
By the way I did not win that day.

What is the highest a drool can go? To be honest I do not know, but I can tell you I have had them hanging off the ceiling fan.
I want to point out a very strange thing and if you have mastiffs you will know its true, Add a little bit of drool to a bucket of water and the whole bucket turns into a thick sludge .It must be some kind of a chemical reaction. My mastiffs drink once from a bowl of water and it turns into a substance similar to jelly.
Another strange fact, though I have never tried it, "at least not on purpose" but I hear drool makes a great hair jell. Yap' that's true, I was told this. If you try it let me know if it works. I could certainly save myself a lot of money. Do you think my teenage daughter would know if I filled her hair jell bottles with mastiff drool?
If you have more interesting facts about drool lot me know