Maxoderm

We find out all too soon that as you get older your want for sex may not decrease but your capability for it does, which is a pretty lame combination I think. You finally get all the kids to move out and have the place to yourself, and the little general decides he doesn't want to come out and play. Sucks.

Well you can bet I wasn't going to give up that easy. I still find my wife just as hot now as when we married 25 years ago and nothing was going to stop me getting some of that afternoon delight. So embarrassing as it may be, I turned to the internet for the solution to my problems. I could have gone to a doctor for Viagra, but that just seemed far too embarrassing for me. Ordering something online has a delicious sense of anonymity to me, no one need know about this but me and my wife.

So I did a bit of research and it seemed the options were either pills or lotions. Pills are fine I guess, but I kinda got the cheeky little notion that my woman could be applying lotions for me, far more fun than swallowing a bunch of pills with a glass of water.Anyway back to it, I ordered a cream called Maxoderm. Really chose this one because the website looked a lot more professional than most and the testimonials all sounded very pleased. Plus I'm cheap and it was buy two get one free, not sure how long it lasts but it might still be on. Plus with a guarantee I figure it's a reasonably no risk test.

So I ordered it, arrived pretty quickly. Got it out of the box and had a look, mostly herbal stuff in the ingredients, didn't sound like anything too chemically. Rubbed some on (wife was out shopping but I couldn't wait), and it felt a bit tingly kinda like very weak deep heat cream. Waited with infinite patience for my massive erection to appear.

Waiting, waiting, waiting. Then got the idea that I should maybe read the instructions. Damn, apply it 4 times a week and you should see results in the first fortnight. So kinda disappointed, but figured what the hell, and I remembered that some of the previous customers on the site had said it worked almost instantly for them.Wifey gets home, starts cooking the dinner. And then I felt it move!!!

Not to go into specifics here but dinner was delayed by an hour or so due to unforeseen issues arising. If this is what Maxoderm can do after one dose, I can't wait to use it again.