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Please, enter with kindness in your heart and have a witty mind
Come on in to my imagination... Feel free to cruise through and see if anything strikes your fancy. If you start to dance and do a prance, is your name Lance? Oh, wait a second; my wits are getting the best of me. But, what about the rest of me?
My Witty Cander
Is Filled With Banter
The jist of my bliss...
So simple; but, true.
As you sit back and wonder about my witty wittle ways; let's think back to a calmer and simpler time. The time when the orange julious flowed freely throughout the neighborhood. While all of the ice cream is at the local supermarket; and not in my freezer. I have your attention, while mine seems to be slipping away; further and further down the road to eternal sunshine.
What to do...
What to do...
I know what to do
At least I thought I did
While you continue to slip away; I have to keep my wits about me because I never know when I might be prompted to use my sarcastic wit and unparalleled charm. While these are things that cannot be bought or sold on the open market; they are what seem to be getting me by as of right now. Oh, and by the way; I do have bigger plans that pertain to doing more, than just getting by. But, I suppose that I will cover that subject at greater length, later; when I pull my head out of the sand.
I laugh, I cry
And I wonder why
"Do you cry in silence?"
For crying out loud...
Is the insanity over yet? Or, has it just begun? Will the band in my head ever march to the beat of a different drummer? If they do, then what do I do? What would you do in this situation? Would you see a doctor? Would you visit the hospital? Would you talk to a nurse? Would you get on some different medication? 
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- ElizabethJeanAllen ElizabethJeanAllen Nov 7, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
- I like this. Its a little off-beat, just my style.
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