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Please, enter with kindness in your heart and have a witty mind

Come on in to my imagination... Feel free to cruise through and see if anything strikes your fancy. If you start to dance and do a prance, is your name Lance? Oh, wait a second; my wits are getting the best of me. But, what about the rest of me?

My Witty Cander

Is Filled With Banter

The jist of my bliss... 

So simple; but, true.


As you sit back and wonder about my witty wittle ways; let's think back to a calmer and simpler time. The time when the orange julious flowed freely throughout the neighborhood. While all of the ice cream is at the local supermarket; and not in my freezer. I have your attention, while mine seems to be slipping away; further and further down the road to eternal sunshine.

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What to do...

What to do...

I know what to do 

At least I thought I did

While you continue to slip away; I have to keep my wits about me because I never know when I might be prompted to use my sarcastic wit and unparalleled charm. While these are things that cannot be bought or sold on the open market; they are what seem to be getting me by as of right now. Oh, and by the way; I do have bigger plans that pertain to doing more, than just getting by. But, I suppose that I will cover that subject at greater length, later; when I pull my head out of the sand.

I laugh, I cry

And I wonder why

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Is the insanity over yet? Or, has it just begun? Will the band in my head ever march to the beat of a different drummer? If they do, then what do I do? What would you do in this situation? Would you see a doctor? Would you visit the hospital? Would you talk to a nurse? Would you get on some different medication?

If you would be so kind 

As to answer the questions above...

I would greatly appreciate it.

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ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...

I like this. Its a little off-beat, just my style.
Lizzy

ReplyPosted November 07, 2008

by kingkurt2001

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