Real Men Don't Wear Aprons, Do They?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK? REAL MEN DON'T WEAR APRONS, RIGHT?

There are so many amazing aprons for men available that  the choice seems almost endless.  On this page you will find a selection of humorous but tasteful aprons and a debate about whether or not men actually do wear aprons...I hope you will participate.


Hey, Monkeybrain! Real men DON'T wear aprons. Doesn't matter how many fantastic men's aprons you find, Brenda. I'm not going to put one on, no way, no how!


But maybe you don't feel that way. Maybe you are a MAN WITH AN APRON in which case you're going to want to vote for them PLUS you are going to enjoy all of the manly aprons that you will find on this page.  


A shopping page in thin disguise, this page is really intended to be a bit of fun and to help you find the apron you are searching for because real men DO wear aprons!


P.S. If you like this apron,
I won't tell just go ahead and
click right here
to see if it is available from Amazon.
(Unfortunately, the last time I checked
it was out of stock.)

Be you Male or Female?

(I'm only asking because it just might help to explain the results of this debate.)

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If you've decided that you're a guy, will you share with us whether or not you own an apron?

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OKAY, NOW YOU GET TO SAY WHAT YOU THINK! REAL MEN DON'T WEAR APRONS

Do They or Don't They?

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Yes, you're right. Real men don't wear aprons!

vlchelper7763 says:

yes.

ShopJonquil says:

"Just" an apron? :) My wife wouldn't care if I wore newspaper as long as I cooked!

WorldVisionary3 says:

Hmm, I think it's fine, I just don't know any who do!

Dan says:

Unless they are cooking something extremely messy. Or they're wearing nice clothes.

lilymom24 says:

The only aprons we have in our house are for the kids. My husband does most of the cooking though.

QuirkySue says:

A real man would just get in there and take care of business, apron or not. Especially if he could get a little dirty and the wife is the one doing laundry!

javrsmith says:

I thought that ties provide enough protection while cooking.

Margo_Arrowsmith says:

Well, if you are using apron as a metaphor for cooking then yes, but I have never worn an apron in my life!

Henk says:

I don't wear an apron. Neither does my wife.

makingamark says:

real men can't find an apron!

Freewill says:

No, Real men do not wear aprons!

JaguarJulie says:

No No No Nanette -- no dresses ER aprons for the guys in my life! I can cook.

johnfn says:

yes!

GroovyFinds says:

Unless the apron is to be used as a giant bib it would be useless! LOL

EelKat says:

I don't even know any men who can cook, let alone wear an apron. =P

aj2008 says:

Well my man doesn't wear an apron, just like he doesn't know how to "clear as you go" when he cooks. But at least he cooks!

lumpy22 says:

I don't but never thought aboout it either so I just figure no don;t see it everyday.

Sylvestermouse says:

Well, my my husband does not wear an apron, but I sure wish he would. I do the laundry!

Nick says:

Aprons are for wimps - cook, get dirty and than get your lady to clean you up!

theraggededge says:

Mine doesn't. But then he only makes toast.

No way, Monkeybrain! You are SO wrong. Real men DO wear aprons!

NaturalVamp says:

ouch dahling

chloe says:

Boby flae weres aprons.

Jesus Gonzales says:

Part of the grill experience is having beer, meat and the smell of flesh on the grill. You can choose to wear an apron or you can choose to carry a towel around or you could take part in the third option and wipe your hands on your shirt and walk around the party with grease stains on your shirt. While your at the third option may as well put on a half shirt with your beer belly hanging out the bottom and you butt crack hanging out the back. If wearing an apron takes your manhood I don't think you had much to take. Of course this all said is intended for a manly apron wearer not the flowery apron you stole from your wife before the divorce.

MissAnalise says:

Real men wear aprons, when and only when I want them to. Otherwise they're kept starkers. ;D

Dave says:

why not nothing wrong a nice pvc apron keeps you clean when cooking and is easy to clean after you finish

COUNTRYLUTHIER says:

I wear my apron for all the fellas who can't or won't, and I'm quite OK with that!

Rod James says:

No problem - pinafore or smock style, but no frills and certainly no stupid half aprons

stephanieelizabeth says:

Real men are sexy men, and sexy men cook :-) They have to be able to throw together a good meal, or the ladies will find someone who can!

kissthecook says:

Men definitely do wear aprons. How about when doing a BBQ? There are some great personalised aprons there to make sure the BBQ-er has a beer in hand at all times and that's manly!

MinRu says:

If women can wear tight jeans, men can wear sexy aprons too!

Pastiche says:

Oh yes, they do. My very best selling Zazzle product is the King of the Grill BBQ apron ... but hubby only wears a leather apron, and that's only for when he's welding. Hmmmmmmm.

Dennis Byras says:

"Real Men" Any man that has anything worth protecting down there would be wise to wear an apron when working with hot food. Taking a bath in hot caramel is never fun at least with an apron you can get most of it off you without running around the kitchen bare ass.

gizzmo says:

of course they should wear aprons full length pvc

ChristineRenee says:

Real men are totally sexy in aprons. (It has to be a manly apron though.)

Daniel says:

Real men wear apron PVC when dishwashing

Pete says:

they do.

Grampadan says:

At a church supper, you want to be able to mingle, without being covered in slop! Working under different, sometimes rushed conditions, with a new crew - stuff happens, and the resulting "decorations" are not always pretty.

Brad says:

Yes, absolutely they do! Real men do AND look pretty good in them as well (I know I do)

Marie says:

This idea, that wearing an apron makes you less manly is silly. My carpenter and butcher wear aprons... does that mean they are any less manly than anyone else. Real men can and do wear aprons!

RealityTV says:

My hubby loves his apron I had custom made for him when he grills....lol, and I can attest he's a real man ;)

 
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Real Men Can Cook

Okay, these aprons prove that men can cook but the real question is, can they wear an apron?

Real Men Fry Turkeys Apron

Okay, now we know that Real Men Fry Turkeys but what we really need to know is if they wear aprons?

Here's a really fun turkey apron for the man who is cooking your turkey! It reads Real Men Fry Turkeys and is perfect for the man who takes pride in cooking his turkey in the backyard or even for a man who cooks at or for tailgate parties. This apron is a black twill apron that measures 33 inches long by 28 inches wide. Once again, it is machine washable and dryable.

Click here to see if Amazon has
received any Real Men Fry Turkeys aprons.
(The last time I checked, they were sold out.)

$13.87



Another Real Men Fry Turkeys Apron

For the real man in your life!

realmenfryapronsAnother Real Men Fry Turkeys apron created for you on Zazzle in response to the popularity of this apron slogan. It will help you stay clean while you are cooking whether you are frying a turkey or frying an egg! This apron is a medium length, 35 percent cotton and 65 percent polyester blend twill apron with 3 pockets to hold all your cooking tools. It is available in another style and two other colors.

Click here to order your
Real Men Fry Turkeys Apron from Zazzle.


Real Men Fry Turkeys Apron apron

Grill Master Apron

The Man, The Myth, The Legend



Okay so men can master the grill. They CAN become the man, the myth and the legend. They can show who is the boss but can they wear an apron?

Click here to order your
Grill Master Apron
from Amazon.

$19.99

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone That's Why There's Steaks Apron



Great slogan, true of man and woman. Can you live by beer alone? Can you live without an apron? (If you need this apron, don't worry, no one will know.)

Click here to buy your
Man Can't Live By Beer Alone Apron
from Amazon.

$19.99

Real Men Don't Use Recipes Apron

I guess they fly by the seat of their pants. But do they have an apron on while they do so?

Two Dogs Aprons

Nice aprons for the individual less inclined to wear one of the logo aprons, if they are inclined to wear aprons at all, that is.

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A Man and His Grill BBQ Apron



Oh yes, what's more natural than a man and his grill? This apron celebrates a man's natural affinity for grilling. Perfect for yourself or as a gift for someone else who loves to grill!

Click here to order your
A Man and His Grill Apron
from Amazon.

$19.99

Stand Back Grandpa is Grilling BBQ Apron



Yes, Grandpa grills, too! Here's a winning apron for your children to give to Grandpa. Everyone will get a chuckle because surely this MUST mean that Real Men DO Wear Aprons, if Grandpa has one!

Click here to order
Grandpa's apron
from Amazon.

$16.95

The Man, The Meat, The Legend Apron

This one reminds me of a my father-in-law sent out to cook the meat with book and sherry in hand. He had reputation for well-done meat! Wouldn't it be perfect for Father's Day?

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Click here to order
The Man, The Meat, The Legend
The Apron from Amazon.

List Price: $28.00
Amazon Sale Price: $12.99
You Save: $15.01

Real Men Wear Jessie Steele Aprons

Bet you didn't know there was such a thing as a man's Jessie Steele apron, did you?

A More Conservative Apron

Chef Works CSBA-BCS Chalk Stripe Black and White Bib Apron with Pockets

Picnic and Beyond The Twilight Apron BBQ Tools Bag

Foldable BBQ apron with three BBQ tools, BBQ mitt and carrying case. Perfect for the man on the go!

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Click here to order your
Picnic and Beyond The Twilight Apron
and BBQ Tools Bag
from Amazon.

List Price: $39.99
Amazon Sale Price: $29.00
You Save: $10.99

Real Men Do Dishes Apron

And I mean do dishes, not just tossing the plate near the sink. This includes scrubbing, drying AND putting them away.



Yes, SOME real men do dishes. Are you one? Wait, don't answer that...leave me in suspense or we'll have a whole new debate going.

Click here to buy your
Real Men Do Dishes apron
from Amazon.

List Price: $19.99
Amazon Sale Price: $17.77

Not A Guy? Looking For An Apron?

Check out some of these pages dedicated to aprons of all sorts ~~ Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Gingerbread Aprons! Have fun looking and cooking!

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Real men in aprons, sounds just great to me. I have three 'men' who all work in the kitchen but usually without an apron.

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